Hirsute horror: Fresher ordered to cut his beard by employer
Whining about New Year’s Eve won’t get you anywhere – go out the next day instead
Smoking rollies is just as harmful, say docs
Using a phone, tablet or computer before bed makes it harder to sleep and harder to work the next day
Lad culture is disappearing, says uni professor
The Army are laughing at your terrible CV
Festive porn experiences a sharp rise over Christmas – but we watch less of it
Joey Barton is arguing with freshers in Philosophy lectures
Psychoanalysing Christmas: What your partner is trying to tell you with their gift
The history behind the UK’s most famous varsities
Boris Johnson could owe Oxford Uni £2,000 for a library book
Stinky toff: Oxbridge top the dirty laundry league and more women sniff their pants
‘I am the sun from Teletubbies’ – Girl who lit up our TV screens speaks out
How to spend Christmas on your own at uni
The Tories want to boot foreign students out when they graduate
I stayed silent for a week and it was the hardest thing I’ve ever done
Oxbridge grads will earn £7600 more than you
Meet the students who share a name with a celebrity
An alcohol scientist says he has disproved the idea of booze making you more eloquent and classic
Furry tail of New York: The best of festive pet fashion
Stop shaming me for wearing heels on a night out
Jew-niversity: Meet the Orthodox Jewish students who don’t study on Shabbat
No one cares about the pagan roots of Christmas so shut up and go away
Having your birthday at Christmas is the worst thing ever
Why does everyone turns into a boring bastard when they graduate?
I’m a 19-year-old girl and I don’t fancy men with beards
This Christmas, give me a mobile phone battery that lasts
Are you a lecturer or a criminal? Then why are you wearing a turtleneck?
‘My boobs were holding me back’: Meet the mature criminology fresher who had her implants taken out to fight crime
‘They’re underrated as predators’ – Meet the wusses with the weirdest phobias
I was a Spotify Brand Manager and look how much fun I had
‘Dublin’s answer to Tim Sherwood’: Footie mad finalist turns inspirational manager
The Tab’s Christmas Appeal: My exam notes were stolen on a train and I really need them back
Winter wear shoot
Nicest man in Britain does a good deed every day to inspire decency
Which subject has the most sex?
Changing your name on Facebook won’t get you a grad job
Homeless Christmas hero gives third year his last few quid for taxi home
Want to study or work abroad? Here’s a really easy way to do it
Bearded warriors: These men are fighting for masculinity everywhere
Football tops were just better in the nineties
Which sex position is your university?
How to avoid getting your head kicked in, according to a body language expert
Hateful homophobic ‘Monk’ arrested as he says Christmas is polluted by ‘false gods and fetishes’
Thirst years: Fresher girls have more sex than boys
Facebook is going to stop you from posting awful drunken selfies
Will date for ride: Manchester grad used Tinder to hitch lifts across America
I’m a 21-year-old bloke and I love One Direction
Hunk Tommy Robinson asked me out on a date during Question Time
BoJo blasts Balls for looking like he’s having a prostate exam
Is this remix of The Snowman the biggest Christmas banger of the year?
Tory students have the best haircuts
Here’s what happened at the first Tab Fashion Show
Christmas Jumper Day is just a load of bellends showing off
Foreign festivals are better than anything in the UK
Ranmoor hero starts bacon sandwich business
Do you want to build a snowman? The icy ‘weather bomb’ is about to drop
A balloon a day keeps the blues away: Scientists say laughing gas could cure depression
Attractive Oxford a cappella boys cover Mariah Carey’s ‘All I Want For Christmas’
Is this the best person on Facebook this week?
Your pint has fish bladders in it so you’re not even vegetarian anymore
How international is your uni?
Oxford third year gets revenge on her school bully who called her a ‘manbeast’
How good are your uni’s employment prospects?
This rugby team’s ‘Tears in Heaven’ cover will break your heart
Meet the third year blogger and entrepreneur who’s more successful than you
Eighty year old Eric graduates from Liverpool Uni with a masters of law
Pathetic Law student asks girl to Christmas ball with legal contract
‘It makes you feel like a rock star’: Meet the naked butlers who strip off and serve you for cash
How to finger someone properly, according to a professional sexpert
Introducing The Tab university guides
What are the odds: The game ruining everyone’s night out
Student voters to decide Nick Clegg’s future
Brace yourselves – it’s about to get very cold
We got drunk with the Wealdstone Raider
A foolproof guide to the perfect Christmas Dinner
Calling all globe-trotters: Become an STA Travel ambassador
They only spent a Lidl: Durham boys throw epic Christmas dinner
How many freshers drop out from your uni?
We tried American hangover cure pills and they will change your life
A day in the life at no. 93: Freshers set to move into Lennon’s old Smithdown gaff
Two charged with murder of Leeds Uni student
Stop taking people on boring dates: find something fun to do instead
This is the best student job in the world!
Vanilla vloggers and idiot Twitter lads aren’t the problem, you are, and you need to sort yourself out
Apprentice star Solly scores a shag in Arena
‘You’re living a double life, it’s not easy’: Meet the drag queens
You want some? He’ll give it ya…Party with the Wealdstone Raider at his regional club appearances
Triumphant Edinburgh Fives fresher returns – with NINE hockey club ties
More debt: You can now get a student loan to do a Master’s
Online Travel Maps are such a waste of your time
‘They treat us like shit’: Professor Grimm’s email sent weeks after his death
How to dump your other half, according to a relationship expert
Ladd culture: Exeter hockey fresher on his way to Edinburgh after fives loss
Northumbria student dies from a suspected spiked drink
Millionaire who says he was falsely accused of rape by Durham student speaks out
Girl knocked out in the middle of Park Street in random attack
We went for a quiet one down the pub and woke up in Amsterdam
It’s not easy being Northern Irish
The hardcore British porn you like is probably illegal now
Whine of the Week: Childhood Nostalgia
Stop pretending this is America
Flesh: Take a look at this year’s best naked calendars from around the country
The holiday party: a fashion shoot
Facebook is making you look stupid
Is this the worst Facebook status ever?
There’s more to pole fitness than you think
Dear greedy nightclubs and wet student unions: Stop breathalysing people on the door
The top-knot is the worst male fashion trend in all of human history
The Guardian have made an interpretive dance about PPE
We partied with British pornstars at their Christmas bash and they were really friendly
I spent two days in a New York jail cell with 15 other criminals
Tributes pour in for students who died in Amsterdam
UKIP Plymouth retweeted ISIS supporter who has pictures of beheadings on his profile
Fresher raped in violent attack says she blames herself
I made £300 out of my stolen library books
Look at these animals shopping on Black Friday
Andy Jordan: ‘I’m not a lad’
Meet the student Miss World hopefuls from the UK and Ireland
Can this be true? Study claims students are lonelier than pensioners
Please can everyone stop saying ‘bae’
You’ve got no fans
Has this PR firm figured you out perfectly with a genius survey?
How upper class is your uni?
Are you less of a man for enjoying your girlfriend’s strap-on?
Some Bristol students claim they got hold of Quaaludes
Asking for tuition fees to be scrapped is selfish and arrogant
Unis will be forced to ban dangerous hate preachers
Live rent-free on RefME (the world’s best referencing tool)
I graduated from Newcastle this summer – now I’m serving coffee at the Careers Fair
‘I would take a giant needle in the arse to save a rabbit’s life’: Meet the animal activists changing the world
‘Gay people have a disease’: Muslim preacher banned from Uni of East London
Firehouse hosts ‘controversial’ suicide-themed pub quiz
Classic second years fill housemate’s bedroom with 5000 balloons
One in five think their degree was expensive and useless
Don’t panic: You’re going to move in with your boy/girlfriend by 25 and be married by 28
How much does your uni ruin Mother Nature?
Do you want to watch a man climbing a 12-storey halls of residence?
Students of Britain, rise up against your censorious leaders
In defence of being a slut
Hedgehogs are the new pugs: Get one and make people think you’re cool
An international student gives us her perspective of British drinking culture
Your uni has lots of money
Your obsession with vintage is making you even more bland
I got naked for David Guetta and now he won’t speak to me
Freezing your norks off: Chiller storms coming from America
Your soul is as black as the grout in your bathroom: Where do you get off?
I don’t get wine (and neither does anyone else)
What the hell happened to students? We’re all ‘ban-happy stony-eyed suppressors’
They’ve bottled it: Marking boycott suspended
Dear girls, why do you hate your boobs?
Who will you be when you graduate? A national poll has predicted your future and it looks sad
A quarter of you have cheated on your partner
Your uni mates aren’t your real mates, says bleak study
Please can everyone stop using the expression ‘on point’?
I matched with an All Black on Tinder
Jesmond S&M party: the full story and pictures
How White is your subject?
This online community could help you get a better degree
Being a shot girl isn’t easy
Have you ever cheated on your partner? Take our survey
American students are offering ‘free sperm donations’ in a bid to get laid
I was raped in Italy and now I’m facing jail
The graduate’s guide to London
I’m Megan and I can’t orgasm
Girls watch porn and finger themselves GET OVER IT
Warm clothes are cheaper than gas prices
Stop posting your soppy relationship all over the internet
A homophobic ‘monk’ is preaching hate at unis across the country
Don’t do your year abroad the wrong way
How White is your uni?
What do your dreams mean?
They’re on a different planet…This socialist party targeting students proposed support for ISIS
‘We’re just so edgy’: Freshers pioneer socks and sandals trend
I ate only fruit for a week and it turned me into an angry bitch
This doctor made a list of rules for students to avoid getting fat
Dapper Laughs should not be censored
Doing an arts degree will wreck your job prospects
Doing an unpaid internship after uni costs you nearly £6000
How private school is your subject?
E-poo-demic: Why is everyone crapping on each other’s floors?
Please for the love of God just eat your crusts
The drugs don’t work, they just make you worse: Study drug modafinil DOESN’T help, say scientists
Magaluf or Mount Kilimanjaro? Re-think your lads/girls holiday plan
Dapper Laughs made a horrendous rape joke…do you want him in your town?
Those blue ticks on WhatsApp will destroy your relationship
A stranger stole my photos and pretended to be me online
Are you going to protest against tuition fees next week?
Re-think your summer travelling plans and help make a difference
Calling your sexism ironic doesn’t make it funny
Is this the end for Western culture?
This guy from UCL has single-handedly invigorated the UK rap scene
A porn site stole my pictures for a creepy sidebar advert
No More Page 3 release charity single to persuade The Sun to drop topless models
Blundering NUS won’t demonstrate against £9k fees…because protesters don’t have the right paperwork
This is what an initiation looks like
The most common age to lose your virginity is 18
The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who use their phones in pub quizzes
Are you an embarrassing drunk?
No homework: Lecturers strike today
How private school is your uni?
Now showing: Drippy YouTube star proposes to teenage girlfriend in cinema
Were you older than 13 when you lost your virginity?
I regret my tattoos… but I still tell my mates I love them
Ciggies and siggies: A fashion shoot
NUS send DJ home for playing banned hit Blurred Lines
Here’s some depressing news: Average male graduate earns £1,500 a year more than his female peers
Swipe right to find your dream job
Number of students using online tutors to get better marks is on the rise
‘I am exceptional’ – Jade is a pornstar and a student in Manchester
Are you actually offended by these bad taste outfits?
Controversial Defend Education leader calls Remembrance Day ‘toxic’
I’m sick of you telling me to not drink and have fun
If you’re not in the Tatler Little Black Book, you’re nothing
Tell us how rubbish your landlord is and we’ll give you £100
You won’t see anything else like this on Halloween
What does your really standard Halloween costume say about you?
Oxbridge suits no longer the obvious pick for Civil Service recruiters
Want a complimentary copy of Microsoft Office?
Is this the wettest boyfriend ever? Dweeb orders Domino’s and champagne for third year girlfriend over Skype
VIDEO: Digital artists create work inspired by brand new Lexus NX
Rave Knitting: It sounds weird but we’ve done it and it felt good
How to handle your reading list and save a load of money
Here’s the best stuff you missed at the Next Level party
Hands off my predrinks: Miserable unions enforce breathalyser tests on the door
Stop lying about doing an all-nighter
Freshers warned of new Meningitis health scare
Revealed: Which subjects work hardest?
Take our citizenship test for students
Union busybodies colluding with uni officials to stifle student papers
One lucky reader will win £3000 with Amazon Student
Get your essay referencing done in minutes with this free app
Confirmed: Listening to music while you work makes you less productive
Bullingdon Club ‘wore tails and drank champagne’ at screening of The Riot Club in a ‘pikey’ cinema…then stormed out
The girl’s guide to male grooming
Embrace your inner entrepreneur: Become an Alibi brand ambassador
Now vile SU refuse to commemorate Holocaust…because it’s ‘eurocentric and colonialist’
The SU is lying when they say they represent you – they just want to tell you what to do
NUS refuses to condemn ISIS terrorists…because it’s ‘Islamophobic’
Get ready for an October heatwave this weekend
This is what Carnage is like in Huddersfield
Ebola? Nah, just an ordinary night out
There are no funny greetings cards left
What if you could use Tinder for clothes?
These two third years want you to have a wee in the shower
UCL Vice-chancellor’s email hijacked: Pornhub, Stormfront and One Direction emails sent to whole student body
How much money will you earn with your useless degree?
Embarrassing Cambridge drinking soc tells members to ‘smash the girls’
‘Sloppy birds and beast-like women’: Cringe at LSE’s rugby ‘banter’ brochure
There have been seven sex attacks this freshers season
First pictures of ISIS-supporting grammar school boy accused of fleeing to Syria
Protected: How to dress for every kind of interview
Friend first, boss second: Unemployed grad channels Brent for job
Let it go: Girl distraught after her frozen rabbit’s ears drop off
Lock-In all the student discounts in Northampton
You’ve got a 25 per cent chance of living with your parents when you’re 34
I’m the only male Ann Summers’ employee in the North East
A venomous spider bit me in halls and now I’m scared to sleep
I’m selling my jewel-encrusted Mercedes for the Manchester Dogs’ Home
Edinburgh rugby players chant rape jokes at female students
Will your uni get you a job?
Never given a girl an orgasm? This woman will help you
Protected: The dedicated grads supplying energy to you and five million others
Bumbling St. Andrews captain calls Paxo a whore
Protected: Meet the brave grads travelling the world and serving their country
Protected: Luff grad with three tours of Afghanistan under his belt gets a first
How much money will you earn after graduation?
Protected: Because he’s worth it: UCL finalist bags dream job at L’Oréal
Never miss another shopping delivery again with CollectPlus
Students, are you ready to Lock-In?
I’m getting a DNA test because I’m terrified my kids will be ginger
Confirmed: Northerners officially still in nappies
Were the killers British? Two men detained in connection with Thai beach murders
HTC presents A Night of Desire
Tributes pour in for British students murdered on Thai beach
Oxbridge besieged by London unis in world rankings
Unis issue warnings over fake student finance emails
Essex and Leeds students found dead on Thai beach
This Portuguese professor thinks you’re absolutely disgusting
QUIZ: How rubbish will your freshers’ week be?
A quarter of women are sexually harassed on nights out says survey
Odd socs: Inside the UK’s strangest societies
Absolutely trashed: Firemen rescue wasted fresher stuck in rubbish bin
I made my boyfriend a comedy t-shirt but I couldn’t handle the fame
Judge blasts prosecution ‘mess’ as Archie Reed cleared of rape
I was a science lecturer, now I’m a pole dancing champion
We gave the English a voice in the Scottish independence debate even though they don’t deserve one
The graduation photographers think I’m an Indonesian girl called Winona
The worst thing you could possibly see your parents doing
Generation jihadi: The British youth joining ISIS
I was raped at Oxford University and police pressured me into dropping charges
Incoming students ‘buzzing’ as unis continue to book tragic freshers’ week acts
Ex-public schoolboy in court accused of attempted rape of old classmate
Students heartbroken as Kili climb cancelled
Should we feel sorry for the BNP’s next big thing?
Table hopping is back
Carnival pervert punches girl in the face after she complains about him groping her
‘Too good to be true’: students mugged off in mobile phone scam
UCAS Hogwarts rejection revealed to be a hoax
These students got firsts in their degrees
Possibly the sweetest job on campus: Become a Propercorn student ambassador
Victims of burger-lary: house falls foul of ravenous thugs
Jack Renshaw: People spit at me in the street
I sell my used underwear on Twitter
Piss, puke and pigs: What do you regret most about your time at uni?
What your condom says about you
Colossus of fun: Roehampton rent Thorpe Park for Freshers’ Week
These people didn’t even go to uni, and they’re STILL more successful than you
We got a 16-year-old to ask his mates what they think uni is like
Jobless grad scores interviews after standing in Waterloo Station for 10 minutes
Warwick student’s organ transplant hell continues as ‘Perfect Match’ mum denied entry visa
No glove no love: A quarter of women think cling film is acceptable contraception
Unis told to prepare for Ebola
We asked a load of Spaniards what they think of Brits abroad
A scientist explains why you have weird lucid dreams after a festival
Joyless bores force uni to ban SU ‘Get Brained’ clubnight
‘I was beaten up because of my wristbands’: Meet the festival tragedies whose arms are colonised by fabric
Meet the freshers of 2014
Monster smash: couple caught in al fresco romp
Uni blunder tells students they didn’t get in BEFORE results came out
A-Level results day: Because teenagers just aren’t annoying enough
Flawed National Student Survey ‘about as scientifically useful as TripAdvisor’
Edinburgh Fringe is a cruel place for comedians
Desperate unis will let ‘anyone’ in amid scramble to fill places
Smug: student satisfaction at all time high
Ripped off: Students charged £150 to attend their own graduation ceremony
Luke-Kristopher Davis is the most boring porn star ever
I got naked at a David Guetta gig and now we’re best mates
Oceana charges more if you got bad grades
Discover the ‘Scene Unseen’ with Bose
Even the dogs are gay: Brighton Pride in pictures
Student webcammers: Dirty old men pay me £300-a-day because they’re too scared to get a prostitute
Gang who murdered Newcastle medics were ‘high on crystal meth’
‘I stayed in with a DVD’: England star Gary Ballance GROUNDED after Tab scoop
Newcastle medics: Tributes paid to ‘excellent students’
BACARDÍ brings Cuban spirit to life with graphic novel
Two Newcastle medical students stabbed to death in Malaysia
Pleur Fridays is the new Snapchat craze for public school boys
A-row-sing: Warwick naked rowers tease fans in raunchy vid
You work hard…then your uni gives love rat Ryan Giggs an honorary degree
Performing at the Edinburgh Fringe will drive you to a meltdown
‘I’ve wasted three years of my life’: troubling note left by missing computer scientist who feared bad exam results
Put down your weapons Mr Netanyahu, the NUS has spoken
Tea for Two? John Moores students bag £50k on Dragon’s Den for loose leaf tea company
Student Tories accused of racist jokes about Muslims, Jews and ‘retarded plebs’
30 years of debt: Oxbridge fees could rise to £16k
Fishing, masculinity and existentialism
‘Posh brat’ student hits £26k fundraising target to study a Masters at Oxford
A photo of me drinking cider on the beach pissed off the Daily Mail
LIVE: a date with a Sugar Daddy
Sexy selfies make you look ugly and stupid, say scientists
ULU occupation lasts 4 hours
Where should you live in London?
Missing Nottingham student found alive and well
Lexus launches digital art exhibition inspired by the new Lexus NX
Most people think they’ll never get HIV. We spoke to two students who did
The things TV shows get seriously wrong about student life
Giant student’s new silly haircut nearly loses him his job – even though boss has same hair…
Secret Garden Party is full of good-looking people
I went on the Game of Thrones tour of Northern Ireland and it was pretty shit
Inhaling calorie-free alcohol may be the future of student drinking – if you can afford it
Meet the student who fell flat on her face as she graduated
Video: Have you eaten your kebab through the box yet?
Video: Have you eaten your kebab through the box yet?
Police crack down on laughing gas in 1,200-container ‘haul’
‘It’s like a sexuality’: These students dress up as giant animals, but want to show ‘furries’ are people too
‘Two Girls, One Cup: The musical’ and other Edinburgh festival highlights
Driver cleared of killing Aston student after suffering epileptic fit at the wheel
The 6am sober rave is not as lame as it sounds
Trent student’s hilarious graduation fall shows why you should always wear sensible shoes
Can you help find missing Nottingham student Tom Nixon?
Man who swallowed two goldfish for NekNomination video fined £800
Tab Top 20: These students are already more successful than you
Oxford acapella group’s Shakira mash-up gets tweet of approval from the lady herself
Victory for the pirates: Streaming and downloading ‘decriminalised’
Old school: What universities used to look like
Suspended Birmingham protester attacks uni ‘bullies’
The McGangbang and the Butterbeer Frappuccino: The Tab tries secret menus
MSc hopeful raises £14,000 through crowdfunding…but critics brand her a ‘posh brat’
Is this the most deluded man in Britain? Harry Styles ‘lookalike’ quits uni to go pro
Why is everyone so obsessed with secret things?
Is 2014 our Summer of Love? ANOTHER Magaluf video sees Brit tourist caught with three prostitutes
Oxford Brookes graduate injured by Gaza blast
University rejected me – but now I’m on the cover of Playboy
Student protesters suspended for nine months amid ‘kangaroo court’ accusations
Straight-A student? University graduate? Not good enough!
This new Magaluf sex video is the most disgusting yet
Commonwealth names: meet the students competing in Glasgow
What’s the worst name you’ve been called? When ‘slut’ doesn’t cut it anymore
Is Big Willy the tallest student in Britain?
How The Tab dominated Fleet Street
Striptease lecturer at Leeds Met let off with a slap on the wrist
Charity fundraising for student tragically killed in MH17 crash now at 700% of target
Rich Kids of Snapchat is an elaborate hoax – but the smartarse creator is selling it for 30k
The ‘real rape’ myth needs to die now
State school kids do better at university than those from private schools
BNP Youth leader threatens ‘gay’ dog for challenging his principles
Ever had the sudden urge to do something totally horrible? Don’t worry, that’s perfectly normal
Second British student named as victim of Malaysian Airlines crash
Fresher facing jail time for child sex offences
Meet the students SEEKING Quidditch World Cup glory
The public school advantage deserves to die – but it won’t
We asked Londoners about their strangest sexual encounters
Tributes for Leeds student killed in Malaysia Airlines crash
Bachelor of hearts: Student proposes to his girlfriend at his graduation
Your graduation status update is a telling indicator into the type of person you’re going to become
Does this pic prove The El Divino Four were NOT shagging?
Here come the gulls: angry seagulls attack terrified animal-loving student
Secret Life Josie: My shame over ‘smash and dash’
Rowers banned from Facebook after naked calendar of the girls is branded as porn
Not out: England coach defends bad boy Ballance’s drunken antics after Tab scoop
Did she do it? UCL student in sick online rant saying ‘Hitler should have wiped out Jews when he had the chance’
Student with over 50 convictions graduates with a first… in Criminology
Burn the house down: We’ve killed our favourite genre
Battered! England cricketer Gary is off-Ballance and ‘absolutely fucked’ after test draw
Mistakes on a plane: Airport blunder leaves student stranded abroad with brother’s passport
Furious feminists call for apology over airbrushed graduation pictures
Photographers airbrush students’ graduation snaps to make them look thinner
Bristol student abandons solo row across Pacific after progressing only 60 miles in five weeks
Incensed bouncer who pepper-sprayed hated Jeremy Kyle on Magaluf strip warns he’ll do it again
Eggsciting uni research shows that farts can be good for you
Get high to weed out the cancer says uni drug doc
Uni friends catch a fish worth £1million on their holidays, but aren’t allowed to keep it
Average student takes £4,500 of possessions to uni
Stop the press! Research reveals young people get drunk BEFORE they go out
Boy on benefits from ‘worst school in Britain’ graduates from Cambridge with award
Newcastle student dies from unexplained stab wound to chest while cycling
You thought Magaluf was bad? Have a look at this
Fitter students more likely to succeed at uni according to new research
QUIZ: Guess where these University Challenge teams go to uni
Joyless suits ban student promoter’s Wolf of Wall Street car sticker because it promotes drinking
We asked a granny to explain youth slang
Club photographer guilty of sex attack after witnesses spot him on Facebook
Student’s sheep costume became ‘human fireball’ after bouncer set light to it
Come Down With Me: A morning-after survival guide to the MDMA come-down
Asian student goes BLIND after working so hard she forgets to take out her contacts
I’m scared of my home town
1D’s Louis Tomlinson spotted at girlfriend’s Manchester Uni graduation
Fleshing out the syllabus: Leeds Met lecturer strips to his underwear in front of freshers
WILD Cambridge students dodge library food ban by hiding chocolate in a book
Elite Oxford college makes embarrassing U-turn after students complain about vegan-only menu
Why is Cambridge hosting academics who say paedophilia is ‘normal and natural’?
Is your student union offering value for money?
Student shows off his ‘boners’ to Rachel Riley on Countdown
The Tab Summer Party in pictures
The Radio 1 Sex and Relationships Advice section can change your life for the better – if you just LET it
I’m letting people win a date with me on Groupon
Student Loans boss RESIGNS over graduate harassment, Uni Minister rejects resignation
What your cigarette says about you
White kids are twice as likely to get into top unis than black applicants
A non-cringe list of things you’ll miss about uni
Murder investigation launched after Newcastle student James Steen is found dead
Teenager pleads guilty to murder of Domino’s delivery driver
Liverpool Hope University strips Rolf Harris of honorary degree
Gingers are dying out because of climate change
I’m selling my body on Groupon
ENTER: The Tab summer poetry competition
An American uni is giving girls extra marks if they don’t shave their armpits
Leer at these pretty university buildings, you filthy reprobate
The Secret Life of Students was made by 40-year-olds, for 40-year-olds
Why does everyone hate Durham?
Thanks to dyslexia my life is better than yours
Now you’ve graduated, here comes the post-uni meltdown
Which inevitably middle class holiday are you doing?
Festivals: Where men go to have an existential crisis
Have you been burgled at uni?
If you don’t have a ticket, here’s how to break into Glastonbury – from people who’ve actually done it
Is weed about to become legal?
They changed my CV to say I could suck my own willy
VIDEO: Meeting North London’s fundamental Islamists
They are putting graduates IN JAIL for lying on their CVs
I went to ‘London’s seediest stripclub’ and it was seriously depressing
There’s a new documentary about freshers, and it looks terrible
Rolf Harris stripped of honorary degree
A guide to the post-uni friend cull
If we’re going to panic about lad culture, at least make it an open discussion
Tinder bios decoded: What your about section says about you
Ripped off, pissed off: Fury at sub-par teaching ‘scandal’ as unis employ postgrads so academics can focus on research
Graduates harassed by fake Wonga-style student loan repayment letters
Like the city can’t hold us: London Pride in pictures
VIDEO: Meet the student competitors at this year’s Miss England
Wait, what? Going to uni is the USA is CHEAPER than the UK
I don’t get gin
Thousands of graduates stuck in cleaning, shelf-stacking and road sweeping jobs
Why Mr. Freddo is the true martyr of our generation
Mr Deeds poll: Max Dickins changes his name
Over half of student feminists would NOT ban page 3, according to our feminism survey
England are out but these people are still ruining the World Cup
White out: A shoot with this summer’s key colour
I went to the Ukraine and watched dissidents throw Molotov cocktails
VIDEO: FIFA and the perfect con part 3
The cringiest email addresses from when you were a teenager
Get your tats out: What your ink says about you
You’re misusing the following phrases and that makes you a bad person
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve stolen whilst drunk?
Let it go: Girls eat worse and gym less than guys during first year
Our uni’s safer than your uni: How likely are you to be the victim of a crime at YOUR uni?
American ‘college’ can teach British uni a thing or two
He wants to stone gay people to death…so why are British universities showering the Sultan of Brunei with awards?
Bad clubs are the new good clubs
Beware the spornosexual, the bronzed meathead filling up your news feed
Are there actually ANY women on The Student Room?
Menthol cigarettes twice as addictive, study reveals
Graduation speeches that make your degree seem worth it
Matched betting: the ‘risk-free’ system that can make you hundreds of pounds
The 90s is back, but not how I remember it
12 terrible BuzzFeed Community posts that will make you cringe
‘Yes I had sex with the girl who claimed I raped her. But it was consensual’: Ben Sullivan speaks out in first big interview
Eating ice-cream with Britain’s most hated Islamist
A kid from Cardiff ditched his medicine degree to wage jihad with ISIS in Syria
Tinder translated: what someone’s six pictures really tell you about them
Everyone from my home town is getting married or having kids and it’s freaking me out
Dry your eyes, mate: What’s making Britain cry?
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