It’s almost Shrove Tuesday! Time to use up all that old flour you’ve got lying around. Try our favourite pun-related pancakes
Need a basic pancake recipe? Click here, and simply adjust for each type of pun-cake.
Man up your Shrove Tuesday by adding manly things like bacon or beer to your pancakes! Take 1 egg, equal parts flour and beer, some chopped up cooked bacon, and fry. Add maple syrup and grunt with delight!
The only way is Pancake Day! Channel your inner Joey Essex by spraying some “self tanning lotion” and some whipped c-reem on your crêpes.
Student Union Bancakes
Get around your SU’s prohibition of various things with these Bancakes, incorporating as many banned items as you can.
After years of full pancakes, this year why not tear the bottom half off to liberate it from the oppressive lemon and sugar that’s ruled over it for decades?
This pancake is Bound 2 make you Stronger.
Isle of Mancakes
Slap some Manx kippers on there, and enjoy at high speed on the arse of Britain.
Make sure you find some insufferable bastards with rich parents to eat these with.
Because bigoted arseholes like baked goods too!
Apparently, sushi pancakes are a thing. Mix 1 egg with equal parts flour and milk, and use food colouring and creative rolling to make it look like sushi. Or, you could put raw fish in your pancakes.
No matter What Happens Tomorrow, these 80s inspired snacks are Notoriously good and will make you Come Undone.
ChopincakesWho wouldn’t love a Romantic era Polish composer themed treat on Shrove Tuesday??
Substitute the lemon and sugar for something salty and creamy (yes, I mean semen) in this pornstar pancake! Will go down a treat.
Can’t get granny to take her pills? Have no fear! They’ll go great crushed up in the batter or sprinkled over the top!
You’ll need to dye these red, Vincent won’t stand for anything else.
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