Sliding into DMs, free socks and dogs: All the things unis are doing to fill places

The Love Island break-up curse: Why all couples split up on these exact dates

This conspiracy theory will blow your mind

These are the alcoholic drinks that rot your teeth the most

God no not prosecco

How much money are students at your uni really getting from Daddy? A ranking

Knew it all along

Stormzy is funding two more black students to go to Cambridge

He’s already putting two students through Cambridge

Chris and Harley have already broken up

Wait, they were together?!

Behold! Here are the easiest Russell Group unis to get into

Gonna take my UCAS points down the old…uni…road?

Exclusive: Piers Morgan’s son is going to Bristol Uni

He says he’s considering Oxbridge though

This is what all the royals got in their A-level results

Harry got a D in Geography and now he’s a prince!

These 56 A-level results day memes are so savagely tragic it hurts

Everyone is crying but it’s fine

The Home Office is trying to fight knife crime with…chicken boxes

Ok then

Here’s what actually happens when you can’t pay your bill in a restaurant

They literally will not let you leave

Sam Thompson is coming back to MIC and is bringing Love Island’s Zara with him

He’s coming back for a ‘showdown’ with Jamie

University of Liverpool agrees to fully divest from fossil fuels by 2022

Fossil fuel companies make up 1.2 per cent of UoL’s investment potfolio

Inject these 42 fish tube memes straight into my gills

Just let me ride the fish tube, please

Bristol Uni spent £4.6k in eight-day attempt to silence house parties

Renewed attempts to combat student noise will take place in September

Lucie finally explains what’s going on in *that* weird video

Still convinced she’s not ok tbh

A Cambridge grad is suing the uni over their sexual harassment complaints procedure

She said that Cambridge cares ‘more about PR and their image…than their safety of their students’

Waiting times for a counselling session at Cardiff are the highest they’ve been in five years

The university have now closed the online referral system permanently

These are the Love Islanders with the most fake followers on Insta

Michael mate, get your act together