Student Problems staff made a Drake parody video pretending to be students
It’s the 2018 Stoner League and you’re all invited
The👏🏽 evidence👏🏽 backs 👏🏽 it 👏🏽 up 👏🏽
The SUBU President has said investigations are commencing
Being Cinderella ain’t all that
The widely reported number is a fifth smaller than the real figure
And I lived to tell the tale, clearly, as I’m writing this right now
He was here to observe the rare sight of a university student actually working
He becomes 12th teen to be murdered in London this year
If you’re going to take it, get educated
Making tenuous links between unis and random pop culture references doesn’t get tougher than this
She sees herself as an environmentalist Neo from The Matrix
The intruders sprayed ketchup, mayo, and alcohol all over kitchens and stole Ray Bans from bedrooms
You own a hot water bottle and have a drawer dedicated to chocolate
All other topics can sashay away tbh
She’s doing tasks per target she hits
They also wrote homophobic slurs
Are you more Adi daddy or sadi daddy?
‘We’re not elitist, we’re not trying to be snobby’
ONCE A CHEATER ALWAYS A CHEATER
One message reads: ‘Her pussy is so wide you could fit a bus in there’
Riddikulus? We think not
