*Warning: Donald Trump’s name is a regular occurrence*
Will the Real Slim Shady please do downward dog?
There’s more to life than Pret
If you’re paying £27k you may as well get your money’s worth
Several exams have been rescheduled
Nobody can be as badly dressed as Ronald Weasley
More than 100 computers were affected
Sleeping your problems away finally works!!!
Someone call a Safe Space Marshall
Fancy a pint at ‘front?
*Sips Yorkshire Tea*
King and Queeeen of 2018 at uni
No, you don’t need to have signed a house by last November
If you haven’t spent a fortune on your boobs by now, well done
A Schwarzenegger enthusiast and a Masculine rush at your service
Yeah we all know it’s rarer than you attending a 9am
TWO WHOLE ROWERS??
The Polish Princess and Mia Thermopolis 2.0
All I want for Christmas is to win bingo