Our teaching quality is higher than Oxford’s
Can’t cope with another Wednesday without Lloyds
Not Hatfield, eh? Are you sure?
A giant shock to one and all
Looks like we’re getting a new fitness suite!
This needs to stop.
Just two per cent said they used Nightline
No prizes for guessing which subject it’s in
‘Durham is an exceptional institution, and we believe it should be rated Gold’
Best £6.50 you’ll ever spend
Already swiped Trevs left…
Being a British citizen doesn’t make you British enough
Apparently fried chicken will get you that second date
Durham’s posh did you say?
‘Every Muslim should be a terrorist to anti-social elements in society’