We asked you what you actually thought of Lumiere, and you were brutal

The best bit was that it was free

Extremist anti-Islamic groups are planning a protest in Millennium Square on Saturday

Don’t worry: there will be counter-demonstrations

Planet Funk is here to make your Monday nights litter than ever before

Who are Wiff Waff again?

How to avoid your ex in Durham: A step by step guide

Not today, Satan

The event you don’t want to miss this month

We’ve picked out the top event in Durham so you don’t have to

The Tab Durham’s Fittest Fresher: Boys

You nominated them, now you vote

Overheard in Durham this week

So much secondhand embarrassment

A pub in Durham has banned swearing, and no I’m not kidding

If they hear your profanities you’ll get kicked out

Lumiere – what’s going on and where

Get ready for four days of mayhem

The harsh reality of being a frep at Durham

I bet you haven’t tried to power nap outside Fab’s

These are actual things we’ve heard Durham students say this week, and it’s disturbing

Excuse me?

Durham’s clubbers of the week

Freshers’ flu didn’t stop these legends

All the sorrows of coming to Durham from sunny seaside Brighton

Where are all the vegans and the naked people?

What the mould in your student house says about your life

The tale as mould as time

The Tab is here to help you decide where to go out tonight

Wednesday nights sorted ✓

We asked students at other unis what they really think of Durham

“Bloody chino wearing toffs”