I’m feeling really old now
There have been 61 days of strikes since 2019
Warning: Reading this article may result in an abnormally fast heart rate
Did it go to plan? Not really no
It will be the largest coordinated series of strikes to hit UK universities
‘My friend dropped her phone in the toilet and sucked all the water out of it’
The strikes will begin on February 1st
This is what dreams are made of
Over 70,000 staff at 150 universities will be striking
Less than two weeks into the New Year and these have probably all been broken
He is one of three others in Scotland to receive a knighthood
Students say it will ‘endanger trans people on campus’
Oh to be a snowman in The Bruntsfield Links
Feel free to take five doubloons from me x
‘And I would walk 500 miles and I would roll 500 more’
Edinburgh was also named fourth in the world for its sustainability
Edi’s Jewish Society said it was ‘concerned about a number of his previous antisemitic statements’
I think we’re all going to need therapy after this one
With the average annual rent accounting for over 92 per cent of the Scottish student loan
Edinburgh ranked 29th overall in the world
They will hold the space to run a week of ‘education for liberation’ classes
Don’t bring Austin Moon into this
Because not all of them are out here cheating on their wife x
She was charged with ‘a breach of the peace’
All university buildings including the library will be inaccessible for the day
Sounds like the STD clinic is the place
Brb, re-registering as a fresher
‘A singular petit pois left in the fridge’
One of their alumni was Archie in Balamory, need I say more?
Tedros Ghebreyseus has previously been accused of enabling genocide in Ethiopia
The university recognises ‘we’re a long way off to where we would like to be’
It’s a rite of passage at this point
Hasn’t he been through enough?
‘It’s just awful and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone’
‘I’m from Pollock and I’m joyous’
‘Actually hate them with a passion’
One visitor described seeing a ‘shadow figure peeking around a corner in the basement tunnels’
‘I will not be a resident of a country where a gun has more rights than I do’
I’m not one to kink shame but some of you need help
‘My flatmate asking me for moisturiser because he singed his crack hairs’
The officer was ‘personally appalled’ the event was allowed to take place on campus
I will be binge watching them in a single sitting
‘A lot of guys just want to sexualise lesbians’
The cuts come as the cost of living for students increases
And was ranked fifth out of the UK universities
The amount of serotonin these pics give me
The Hunger Games has nothing over the competition for flats right now
Babysitting at six, battling bats shirtless at nine
Their money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds, and was probably from a trust fund
Yes, his hair has its own stan account
I spent 95 per cent of the day taking aesthetic photos
A charity has said it ‘trivialises domestic abuse and sexual violence’
She’s an icon, she’s a legend and she is the moment
As Tao would say, ‘slay queen’
Fans are convinced he wrote an entire song about her
Yes, Truham Grammar School is a real place
Heartstopper is her screen acting debut!!
Who needs Magic Mike when you have Medics?
The laws on mask-wearing in indoor public places in Scotland were due to be removed on the 21st
The university made the announcement today in a statement condemning the Russian invasion
The uni has come under fire over its £1.1 million stock in Russia’s largest bank
A list of ways to donate, protest, and petition for change
With LGBTQ+ History Month coming to an end, here are five queer-owned businesses you can support all year-round
Despite the uni’s £113 million surplus last year, the notice blamed ‘the new financial circumstances we find ourselves in’
People attending the ball were allegedly sorted into gendered queues based on their appearance by security staff
Here’s how you can apply for the scheme
In the words of Ned Stark, “winter is coming”
The only Christmas spirit here was the whiskey
If Peter can write a whole book alongside his degree, there is no excuse for your procrastination anymore
The cafe was only recently saved from closing, after the Dalai Lama backed their campaign to raise funds
We got some helpful advice from a psychiatrist and Conscious, a student mental health charity
The Dalai Lama praised the café for ‘promoting Tibetan culture in Scotland for many years’
BRB, clearing my schedule for Saturday
However the women’s fixture will not be played
Yet another TikTok trend normalising rape culture
Rape culture is a set of behaviours that normalise sexual violence
‘Students should not bear the burden for the financial impact of the pandemic’
Bring on August 6th
Time to face the music
Designer brands are a luxury for a reason
Just because you’re not in a relationship doesn’t mean there isn’t fun to be had
Many individuals can suffer from vaginismus without even knowing about it
Ellie Ring
