75 per cent of my personality trait is being able to say I’m mature enough to watch The Crown x
Why can’t we all have a country walk and a silly little dessert?
Xupeng Liu failed a breath sample and refused to provide a specimen of blood
As if we needed another excuse to go to Soho
My bank account literally can’t take it
This comes after Shein held a table at the Discover Newcastle Fair held yesterday in Venue
The university is being criticised for going against its sustainability targets
My heart is literally broken.
Can everyone stop gatekeeping their spots because I’m starting to run short
You can support the relief campaign financially or by donating items from their required list
Hot chocolates all round
I’ve heard enough Hinge horror stories to ward me off for life
Two men fled the scene after the incident occurred
If you’re too lazy to walk to uni, you’re going to want to read this
FYI, uni are giving out cost of living meal vouchers x
Life feels like Groundhog Day at the moment
Join us Soho Jesmond for our next open meeting at 6.30pm on Monday 30th January
This comes after three students died from drug related causes in October 2020
Strikes will begin on February 1st
I don’t want to see any stress-induced butterfly haircuts about Jesmond this month
70,000 staff across 150 UK universities will be striking
Aaron Ray is set to go on trial on March 14th
Alexander Carr has been taken into custody
£10,000 is being offered to anyone who can provide information on Carr’s whereabouts that aids his arrest
The society delivered speeches under The Arches and reflected on the findings of their newest report
Estate agents are threatening to withhold deposits from students who are living in homes with black mould
‘Students are right to feel frustrated but should channel their frustration to the people in positions of power’
For a very niche (or elderly) audience
All of the things you want to say but have no actual grounding to kick off about
‘You can get so much more out of doing the Open University for a third of the price’
Daniel Mould targeted three women on four separate occasions
The university has placed first in the UK in the Times Higher Education Awards
Having a northern accent has meant I’ve had a completely different university experience than I expected
The exact dates lecturers will be striking are November 24th, 25th and 30th
Have no fear, your Bonfire Night plans are here
Did you make this week’s cut?
Currently nursing a two day hangover
I reckon we only missed it to the podium because we were half cut
I don’t think I’ve ever met a sour Geordie
Yard rats aren’t normal, you say?
Hi, Toon Takeaway – do you accept Klarna?
Big up The Trent House
Clearly these people haven’t been to Shaker on a Wednesday
Who runs the world?
Jeni Larmour died in student halls in October 2020
If I see any more of you in traffic cones this year I’m going to scream
Jeni Larmour died after her first night out after arriving at university
Newcastle has held its position in the top 20 for another year
Have you missed us?
There is literally no argument
Jason Brockbanks was described as having a ‘beautiful soul’
She works alongside Bessie, the Jack Russel
Two stepping through the Freshers’ Flu
Other students living in the hall had their fingerprints taken and were relocated
The venue is set to return before Christmas if plans go ahead
I will be eternally jealous of the party bus kids
Are they the next hot boyband?
Some of these are too close to home
This is not the news I need right now
It’s giving little sister copying everything you do vibes
An additional five runners up will have their textbooks paid for
Freshers, take note!
80 universities across the country were surveyed
Cue day drinking, BBQs on the beach and dodging rugby balls on Little Moor
Did somebody say resident discount?
Alice Birchall was described as ‘the most caring and considerate young woman you would ever wish to meet’
After weeks of voting, we finally narrowed 13 amazing contestants down to one.
The third and final group have been announced
The event will be held at the Discovery Museum on June 4th
It’s British Sandwich Week!
It’s here, the moment you’ve all been waiting for, It’s time to vote for your BNOC out of our first group of nominees
So you’ve handed in your dissertation, finished your last exam. Now all that’s left is the equally stressful task of devising your Instagram caption
A shopping trolley has caused travel disruptions between Four Lane Ends and Tynemouth
No summer holiday plans? It’s not too late!
When is it ever a bad idea to eat out? Exactly
Last minute love? We’ve got you covered
Here’s our tips for making the most of Christmas in Newcastle
If you’ve left it last minute or are stuck for where to go this year, look no further
Tips to make the walk to Munchies a little less grim