Sorry but we were ROBBED of seeing Orla play Romeo with Jenny Joyce as Juliet
‘We both feel like we’ll be in each other’s life forever’
I’m screaming, crying, throwing up rn
She says there was ‘context missing’ from the Selling Sunset reunion
I’m having a full on gay crisis
Some of them are literally doing their A-Levels rn!!
If you do engineering please stay away from me
‘I recently have been spending a lot of time with someone that’s very important to me. Their name is G Flip’
Not every LGBTQ+ show has to be full of trauma
They met Chrishell last year
Jerin are the best thing to come out of Derry Girls, end of x
I love them all so much, brb sobbing x
Okay but can you remember what milkshake flavour he gets??
The actor who plays Charlie is actually older than who plays Nick!
So why has it taken so long for the BBC to investigate him?
Honestly I just wanna be besties with them all
There are SO many queer anthems in it
‘I’ve been really open with it with my friends, but that’s my personal experience’
‘I felt like calling myself a lesbian would take away my femininity’
Apparently Zayn doesn’t talk to any of them 💔
You can only drink in specific areas??
Niall Horan’s ‘aaaaaaaaAAAA’ in Viva La Vida will live rent free in my mind forever x
Netflix really said ‘let’s cause pure chaos’
‘Ideally Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak would resign, but it’s complicated’
Only one in 12 spiking victims report it
Sajid Javid suggested doctors need to determine if someone has ‘genuine gender dysphoria’, or see if it could be ‘linked to bullying’
Danny Carberry was reported missing earlier this week
No, Molly-Mae isn’t taking over from Lord Sugar as the host of The Apprentice
Cher Horowitz would be so proud x
Danny Carberry was reportedly last seen yesterday in Liverpool city centre
In one Insta comment Chrishell said G Flip’s song makes her ’emotional and horny’ 👀
After his gap yah, Colin could only belong at Oxford Brookes
It doesn’t mention the protestors lol
And Brittany says Mike’s ‘chalky’ drink ‘didn’t taste even like her recipe’
The biggest uni stereotype has been confirmed
After Molly-Mae’s ’24 hours’ comments, now Kim K’s at it too
But Shake told The Tab he’s been ‘misunderstood’ and didn’t do anything wrong
I wish I could burn Sal playing the ukulele permanently from my brain
Molly-Mae used her 24 hours to be in charge of the show’s appetisers and drinks menu x
The third wave of strikes this academic year is coming before Easter
Her family have argued university staff ‘didn’t ask questions’ before her death
‘If students aren’t asking for help in a life-threatening situation because they worry about punishment, that’s a big problem’
‘He always wanted to make people happy and laugh’
Natalie’s dad has my whole heart
Sorry but blueberry pancakes are SO Exeter
‘Stop Putin, stop the war’
‘Truly a dark day for British lunch’
Nick is now the people’s princess end of x
Just saying, there are a LOT of clues about Natalie and Shayne 👀
11. Going to Pride once and then using that as some sort of weird entitlement
If anyone deserves to be left at the Love Is Blind altar, it’s Shake
According to TikTok it’s going to be a big day for us all
These are the unis most targeted by top graduate employers – and no, Oxbridge aren’t number one and two
Hope and Chassidy’s only screen time was either sharing insecurities or being asked superficial questions
Sorry in advance if you get ‘it’s complicated’ x
If you wee with the door open I have some bad news for you
There is nothing worse than accidentally refreshing when you’re on a good vid
Okay but how do the videos *actually* sound like memories?!
The activewear brand only launched a couple of years ago but has already bought in millions of pounds of sales
Spoiler alert: It’s literally thousands of years
If I ‘win’ another iPhone 13 I am going to SCREAM
They have alarms going directly to the police and are avoiding putting their house on social media
Ayleen says Simon wanted to change his cheekbones, lips and nose but was refused by the plastic surgeon
I will not rest until I find out the truth behind these
‘This will help so many people and will go some way to narrowing the gender health gap’
‘As soon as I step foot outside, I don’t feel safe’
Mariano walking lives in my head rent free
If I get Bruno’s I’m suing
The Tab is investigating universities who have unfairly denied claims for special considerations
‘Changes to the menstrual cycle do occur following vaccination’
I would quite simply die for this man x
This will be the second wave of strikes this academic year
‘Ok fine you caught me watching Encanto for the 12th time but can you blame me?’
Will I ever get these songs out of my head? No, no, no x
He even threw in free breakfast for them! Your landlord could never x
Okay but seriously has anyone checked on Sue Gray recently?
Lol never forget when they found out Oregon had been a secret posho all along
Apparently you can even tell your soulmate through it!
I guess every day’s a party at Downing Street!!
Vod is now apparently engaged to the actual Tom Hiddleston!!!
Several arrests have been made across the country in the past few months
Please whatever you do, just take your sunglasses off
One winner SUED Lord Sugar
It says Make Offer will make negotiations quicker and simpler
I’ll never be over Bobby’s bleach blonde quiff in season one
Maes support Maes xx
Influencers like Elle Darby and Molly-Mae need to step up and take responsibility for things they have done
Her latest 24 hours in a day hasn’t gone so well x
Brb moving to France without knowing any French xx
‘Things are really coooooool in Nazareth’
Please can someone tell me why Exeter students are so damn FIT
2. Refusing to learn to drive
‘From Susan, Michael and the kids xx’
You deserve to be back in GCSE art if you don’t get full marks in this
Hey Siri play We’re All In This Together from High School Musical x
Miffy Englefield told The Tab: ‘If I’m in a pub, someone will find a napkin and be Mr Napkin Head’
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