Their funerals are already planned
They had a cleaning rota and listened to ABBA – so exactly like your uni house
215 students have been withholding over £300,000 in rent
In The Crown, Diana helps Prince Philip shoot a stag
And Kamala Harris’ niece has 1.4m followers 😮
68 per cent and PROUD x
Do you know your Ariana from your Taylor?
Vegan chicken nuggets? Yes please
‘Lots of us are thinking about dropping out. This year’s so hard mentally, academically and socially’
‘I’m yet to find anyone who can say they’ve felt supported mentally since coming to uni’
‘Remy, the ratatouille, the rat of all my dreams’
Do your 13-year-old self proud x
We are truly not worthy of him
‘We’re paying to be at uni and have a worse experience’
One joked ‘the hospital’s gonna be full in the morning’
Anyone from MIC? Durham
Another 12 were reported for breaking coronavirus rules
Don’t think my student loan will stretch that far
Thinking about the King’s Cup in Ring of Fire 🤢
One of them’s in Gossip Girl?!
‘The fireman walked in and was like “this is interesting”‘
A lot of drinking and a lot of staring out the window
One fresher said it felt like they were in a herd immunity experiment
Millie Bobby Brown’s the exact same age as Enola!
You can give seven or 28 days notice depending on your circumstances
Tewkesbury’s house was in a Jonas Brothers music vid!
Pour one out for fuck boys across the country
All residents of Wavell House are being asked to self-isolate
It’s cuffing season plus trying to find a lockdown boyfriend
This map shows where coronavirus cases at UK universities are rising
Students who breach rules may be fined or removed from their degrees
All hail Queen Katherine
I want to be sick on the floor
You need to watch it just for the headbands
Edward Cullen, Spider-Man and … Dudley?
You better hold on tight spider monkey, because it’s time for some cold hard truth
Apparently there’ll be ’a lot of tears and rows’
But will there be handshakes??
Get in loser, we’re taking a quiz
Sorry but whose idea was it to make us watch an 11-year-old twerking?
She rented it for £18k a WEEK
How can anyone afford 1,000 dates??
If you’re not already wearing one then what are you doing?
Captain Lee gets over 200k!!
My ears are BLEEDING
I’ll take anyone but Adrienne
God I miss proper bants with my boss x
The boat can cost $300k per WEEK
Chrishell was engaged to Mr Schue from Glee I REPEAT CHRISHELL WAS ENGAGED TO MR SCHUE
Brb just learning how to DIY milk an oat
Soz in advance if you get Kate x
There’s going to be slugs, that’s just a fact of life x
One said they were sent as ‘dark humour’
They first met at a 1D meet-and-greet when she was 15
Realistically I’d be happy with literally any version of him
And it’s not even her real first name??
They all used to LOVE a filter
Of course you can, but now you need to prove it
I’ll never trust anything ever again
Dick and Dom have a podcast
I feel SICK
I’m sorry but there’s no WAY it’s 10am
Imagine her doing a bushtucker trial
Turns out she’s not the fashion icon we all used to think she was
You spent enough time watching them as a teenager, so this should be easy
Do you know your Breaking Free from your Bet On It?
And earlybird signup is now open!
Your fairy lights could NEVER
‘We’re back to being stuck inside’
Better ring 13-year-old you because it’s her time to shine
‘He would say he’s a feminist but then treat women like shit’
Porn Star Martinis wear jeans and a nice top and that is a FACT
There are plans to introduce it in schools this year
Don’t lie to yourself, you were obsessed
Do you know your Avril from your Christina?
No.7: They will forever insist they’re not a Tory
TAKE MY MONEY TAKE IT ALL
Doing the cinnamon challenge just to feel something x
The measures will last for at least seven days
The two were pictured on a night out in Tenerife
The latest Twilight book is out today
The industry is built on exploitation
The statues ‘celebrate slavery and racism’
In light of racism on campus, students are accusing the uni of performativity
There had been criticism over previous changes to the no detriment policy
The University has received a ‘significant volume’ of emails from students about the changes revealed last week
Our prayers have been answered
Southampton we miss u x
We’ve been constantly overlooked
Because you’re missing your daily trip to Costa
Quarantine and chill?
Halls and Hartley are remaining open
They’ve got a whole extra WEEK
The trip to Andorra had been planned for April
Yesterday Easter break was brought forward by a week due to coronavirus
Students are being warned not to enter Building 53 over the weekend
But nursing students still have to go to their placements