All hail Queen Katherine
I want to be sick on the floor
You need to watch it just for the headbands
Edward Cullen, Spider-Man and … Dudley?
You better hold on tight spider monkey, because it’s time for some cold hard truth
Apparently there’ll be ’a lot of tears and rows’
But will there be handshakes??
Get in loser, we’re taking a quiz
Sorry but whose idea was it to make us watch an 11-year-old twerking?
She rented it for £18k a WEEK
How can anyone afford 1,000 dates??
If you’re not already wearing one then what are you doing?
My ears are BLEEDING
I’ll take anyone but Adrienne
God I miss proper bants with my boss x
The boat can cost $300k per WEEK
Chrishell was engaged to Mr Schue from Glee I REPEAT CHRISHELL WAS ENGAGED TO MR SCHUE
Brb just learning how to DIY milk an oat
Soz in advance if you get Kate x
There’s going to be slugs, that’s just a fact of life x
One said they were sent as ‘dark humour’
They first met at a 1D meet-and-greet when she was 15
Realistically I’d be happy with literally any version of him
And it’s not even her real first name??
They all used to LOVE a filter
Of course you can, but now you need to prove it
I’ll never trust anything ever again
Dick and Dom have a podcast
I feel SICK
I’m sorry but there’s no WAY it’s 10am
Imagine her doing a bushtucker trial
Turns out she’s not the fashion icon we all used to think she was
You spent enough time watching them as a teenager, so this should be easy
Do you know your Breaking Free from your Bet On It?
And earlybird signup is now open!
Your fairy lights could NEVER
‘We’re back to being stuck inside’
Better ring 13-year-old you because it’s her time to shine
‘He would say he’s a feminist but then treat women like shit’
Porn Star Martinis wear jeans and a nice top and that is a FACT
There are plans to introduce it in schools this year
Don’t lie to yourself, you were obsessed
Do you know your Avril from your Christina?
No.7: They will forever insist they’re not a Tory
TAKE MY MONEY TAKE IT ALL
Doing the cinnamon challenge just to feel something x
The measures will last for at least seven days
The two were pictured on a night out in Tenerife
The latest Twilight book is out today
The industry is built on exploitation
The statues ‘celebrate slavery and racism’
In light of racism on campus, students are accusing the uni of performativity
There had been criticism over previous changes to the no detriment policy
The University has received a ‘significant volume’ of emails from students about the changes revealed last week
Our prayers have been answered
Southampton we miss u x
We’ve been constantly overlooked
Because you’re missing your daily trip to Costa
Quarantine and chill?
Halls and Hartley are remaining open
They’ve got a whole extra WEEK
The trip to Andorra had been planned for April
Yesterday Easter break was brought forward by a week due to coronavirus
Students are being warned not to enter Building 53 over the weekend
But nursing students still have to go to their placements
SUSU said: ‘The situation is unprecedented’
Time to do your diss!!
Hey Siri play that should be me
Coronavirus won’t be stopping Soton students from getting lit
There’s a dedicated team to help anyone self-isolating
Students have been verbally and physically abused
Police have been investigating for a month
Warning: The vast majority of these involve either rats or sick
There have been 105 confirmed UK cases of the virus
‘No one knows how long we’ll be stuck here’
Portswood couldn’t cope with Storm Dennis
One Soton Uni student had a stone thrown at him
With these you’re absolutely guaranteed to secure a bae
Students experienced symptoms after travelling to affected areas
She’s clearly not in Portswood
So many fit boys, so many horrible moustaches
Southampton Itchen is the most marginal Tory seat in the country
The moment we’ve all been waiting for
Mary and Joseph are rolling in the Benjamins
One Southampton constituency was won by 31 votes in 2017
Nearly 6 per cent of us are planning on voting Brexit Party
This was the worst idea I’ve ever had
The club was filmed chanting racial slurs on a bus
You’re all fit AND smart
It’s basically just a glorified half term
Pray you’re not an orange one, ew
He said: ‘You’re represented by the company you keep’
Members of the society later said ‘the bus journey was a highlight’
Cuffing season’s coming up and you don’t want to be alone
The society says the incident ‘tarnishes the reputation of all white t-shirt socials’
Wow you’re all gross
Does Tariq Manzils know your name, though?