The producers are in there I’m CONVINCED
York students were given the wrong exam paper TWICE
Series two had SO much shagging
Must learn immediately
And we’re 24th overall!
And we’re 27th in the world
Fingers crossed I get Amber
He claims producers have an ‘unconscious bias’ against black contestants
They were given the paper intended to be the August resit exam
He says it’s pointless
Hello MTV and welcome to my secret crying spots
Contrary to popular belief, vegan food can be more than just lettuce
They may have good career prospects, but their chat-up lines are shit
He can cook and has Netflix, what more could you want
Christmas is not cancelled!
He was stolen from their house party on Saturday
Michael Buble being played everywhere helps to distract from the pain of deadlines – just about
The Soton Tab was told this by an anonymous SUSU member this morning
Don’t worry, there’s not a single ‘sexy cat’ in here
One month in, how are we still ill?!