So many fit boys, so many horrible moustaches
Southampton Itchen is the most marginal Tory seat in the country
Mary and Joseph are rolling in the Benjamins
One Southampton constituency was won by 31 votes in 2017
Nearly 6 per cent of us are planning on voting Brexit Party
This was the worst idea I’ve ever had
The club was filmed chanting racial slurs on a bus
It’s basically just a glorified half term
Members of the society later said ‘the bus journey was a highlight’
Cuffing season’s coming up and you don’t want to be alone
The society says the incident ‘tarnishes the reputation of all white t-shirt socials’
Does Tariq Manzils know your name, though?
He even brought bhajis and poppadoms
Last year he compared abortion to necrophilia
He’s already had hundreds of emails
Izzy Schifano
