Please just let me wear a nice top without mentioning my boobs
‘My life’s a controlled version of what it was’
‘I will not stand by and watch a safe space be infiltrated with hate’
You can still have a hot girl summer without losing any weight
‘Never have I said sex work was easy nor enjoyable, because it’s often neither of those’
And the real Jill lived there 😭
‘Likening women to used cars and dogs isn’t comedy, it’s disgusting’
Cam is gay and if I’m honest that’s the only good bit
Lana Condor has said she ‘really wanted to show Lara Jean’s dreams and her future’
It was illegal for schools to ‘teach the acceptability of homosexuality’
It told people ‘don’t die of ignorance’
Here’s everything you need to know about the 80s bops in It’s A Sin
I am highkey in love with this show and its entire cast
HIV charity Terrence Higgins Trust had to ask for 10,000 extra tests
And were people with AIDS really detained?
Brb retaking this a million times until I get 12/12
He says he was ‘lucky to be diagnosed in the era of medication’
School taught us nothing but these are here to help
I love one man and his name is Callum Scott Howells
Now you can rest easy knowing you can still get your Joni jeans
Can I live in the Pink Palace with them please?
Jill Nalder says she was ‘constantly helping friends’
Your WFH life will be dramatically improved by all the 80s bangers
Either way you’ll be living in the Pink Palace so you win
The real Jill is actually in the series!
His Insta’s worth a follow purely for the pics of his puppy tbh
Realistically they’re all stinking rich so I’ll be happy with any result
‘This is our history and we deserve to be taught about it’
Finally we have gay characters played by actual gay people
He gaslights, manipulates and love-bombs Kelly
Organisers will still be fined £10,000
This is the hard scientific proof we needed
‘I’ve lost a lot of opportunities just because of lockdown’
‘He was running one of the largest cyber scams in American history’
They even asked Simon if he ‘fancied a slice’
You can’t spell terrible without Terri
I’m sorry but the Prince would give you the ick so quickly
They’re all best mates and I actually can’t cope
Besides DMing random people on Twitter
It’s all over your TikTok, but here’s how to actually manifest
Okay so who was gonna tell me he’s in Waterloo Road AND Fresh Meat?
She truly is the most resourceful of all the Depop girls
One girl on TikTok is 100 per cent compatible with Harry Styles and I’ll never be over it
Okay so how do I become the Duchess of Hastings?
Please inject the cover of Wildest Dreams directly into my veins
It’s bad, but is it ‘can-be-convinced-the-Earth-is-flat bad’?
First place is an actual nine-year-old
Where else would you get people from Derry Girls with actual Julie Andrews?
And here’s how you can buy them
They were first linked only 10 months ago
They said: ‘Racism has no place at Royal Holloway’
The octopus is the only winner of this film
Everyone’s freaking out about it
James Corden this doesn’t include you
In the plot twist of the century, Things Are Really Cool In Nazareth doesn’t win this
He told her to write Eyal an apology for ‘mugging him off’
Unfortunately for us all, James Corden is on this list
Now you really have no excuse to still be on Snapchat
Nick Miller will only love you if you get full marks
Now you know who to become best mates with
He says he was hallucinating and losing ‘touch with reality’
If I don’t get Harry I am suing
For some reason they’re literally all on TikTok
Vegan Baileys and gingerbread doughnuts? Yes please
Do you know your Sweet Melody from your Wings?
Please just let me have a pint I am begging you
‘I still had my one night stand in my bed’
They will each get a 30 per cent reduction for semester one’s rent
Because what else have you got to do in lockdown?
Their funerals are already planned
They had a cleaning rota and listened to ABBA – so exactly like your uni house
215 students have been withholding over £300,000 in rent
In The Crown, Diana helps Prince Philip shoot a stag
And Kamala Harris’ niece has 1.4m followers 😮
Do you know your Ariana from your Taylor?
Vegan chicken nuggets? Yes please
‘Lots of us are thinking about dropping out. This year’s so hard mentally, academically and socially’
‘I’m yet to find anyone who can say they’ve felt supported mentally since coming to uni’
‘Remy, the ratatouille, the rat of all my dreams’
Do your 13-year-old self proud x
‘I was like, the only thing that can sort me out is a Big Mac’
We are truly not worthy of him
‘We’re paying to be at uni and have a worse experience’
One joked ‘the hospital’s gonna be full in the morning’
Anyone from MIC? Durham
Another 12 were reported for breaking coronavirus rules
Don’t think my student loan will stretch that far
Izzy Schifano
