*Googles if a university can un-graduate you*
3. The converted phone box library
*Immediately cancels all plans*
Anyone else remember the acrobatics performed off Lafrowda balconies?
PSA: Pushing open both library double doors is the closest you’ll get to being a Disney princess
2. You’ve never been more hydrated in your life
Don’t pretend you’re reading for a friend
25. You will NEVER figure out how to smoothly operate the library doors
Who knew Old Timers had an AI fanbase?
Time to level up your procrastination in the name of free stash
In case you have no idea what the (S)hell is going on
You can’t ignore the fact the show broke so many boundaries
Get ready for those Pret sales to drop
I’m down for trying anything at this point
Clearly we need all the help we can get
Every BNOC’s official calling
Tired and tested by yours truly x
Cue everyone praying to get Samie
Ollie Leatherbarrow has received an eight week suspension
PS, a lot of them are bottomless…
9. Finding out your pan isn’t actually non-stick
‘Gatherings like this make me feel like I deserve to live’
It will take place Saturday 18th February from 1-3 pm
PSA: it still counts if you’re taking yourself out
Seeing if Google’s top advice *actually* works for Exeter Uni students
Stop making the uni’s poor working conditions my problem
Penryn finally getting some recognition
Hold onto your horses lads, we’re going in
Spoiler alert: it’s in less than two weeks
Queue everyone scrolling to see if they got Love Actually
Dear Santa, please bring back the Pret subscription to Forum
Still holding a grudge that I never got cast as Mary
Marches will be taking place in Exeter on this Thursday
We’ll be doing all the things you’ve been curious about doing at Exeter but have been too scared to try
There’s something for everyone
Staff will walk out on the 24th, 25th and 30th of November
It’s giving elite school lunches
Astrophysics student Harry Armstrong Evans died in June 2021
Oat milk girlies, this one’s for you
Checking your bank balance post TP Wednesday
Eligible students can receive up to £150
Holiday Inn Express doesn’t count as student accommodation
Nothing beats the feeling of successfully changing a lightbulb
Q is for quarter-zip
137th in the world, but we move
Anyone for a midday Tarquin’s G and T?
Move over Airport Dad, it’s the era of Uni Dad
Come to our open meeting on Wednesday 28th!
Oxford, we’re coming for you
9. I won’t get Freshers’ Flu
Bet the prospectus didn’t tell you this…
7. You have an airport walk which is 100 times faster than your normal walk
Listen up first years, here’s how to not be a silly fresh x
Get ready to go and panic buy some anti-wrinkle cream
Nothing will ever come close to Coco Pops giving out free bowls
Strongbow Dark Fruit is the GOAT
This is your sign to blow your remaining student loan on some Ryanair flights
It’s time to break out the signet ring
He was given an honorary degree for his outstanding contribution to society
Just because I’m bi doesn’t mean I fancy you
Not even the wee English fella knows all of this
There’s no embarrassment quite like the walk around the library trying to find a free seat
Hermione Blandford
