Penryn finally getting some recognition
Hold onto your horses lads, we’re going in
Spoiler alert: it’s in less than two weeks
Queue everyone scrolling to see if they got Love Actually
Dear Santa, please bring back the Pret subscription to Forum
Still holding a grudge that I never got cast as Mary
Marches will be taking place in Exeter on this Thursday
We’ll be doing all the things you’ve been curious about doing at Exeter but have been too scared to try
There’s something for everyone
Staff will walk out on the 24th, 25th and 30th of November
It’s giving elite school lunches
Astrophysics student Harry Armstrong Evans died in June 2021
Oat milk girlies, this one’s for you
Checking your bank balance post TP Wednesday
Eligible students can receive up to £150
Holiday Inn Express doesn’t count as student accommodation
Nothing beats the feeling of successfully changing a lightbulb
Q is for quarter-zip
137th in the world, but we move
Anyone for a midday Tarquin’s G and T?
Move over Airport Dad, it’s the era of Uni Dad
Come to our open meeting on Wednesday 28th!
Oxford, we’re coming for you
9. I won’t get Freshers’ Flu
Bet the prospectus didn’t tell you this…
7. You have an airport walk which is 100 times faster than your normal walk
Listen up first years, here’s how to not be a silly fresh x
Get ready to go and panic buy some anti-wrinkle cream
Nothing will ever come close to Coco Pops giving out free bowls
Strongbow Dark Fruit is the GOAT
This is your sign to blow your remaining student loan on some Ryanair flights
It’s time to break out the signet ring
He was given an honorary degree for his outstanding contribution to society
Just because I’m bi doesn’t mean I fancy you
Not even the wee English fella knows all of this
There’s no embarrassment quite like the walk around the library trying to find a free seat
Hermione Blandford
