You need lots of chains and a sexy aura
Students will be expected to book their tests via the NHS
Or they can get a two-week meal plan, costing £420
Move-in day is this weekend
Students are now expected to fill in a form if experiencing symptoms of COVID-19
Okay but let’s talk about pickle juice for a minute
A Netflix user tweeted saying ‘We can no longer be funding this filth’
This comes as a result after the government announced stricter rules
The Tory government should be begging for our support
Never underestimate the matriarch that is Kris Jenner
Of course she’s a South African-Italian model
I’m just waiting on the reboot fronted by Mason Disick
Some guy fully said ‘Hinge is a concrete jungle for toxic masculinity’ and I love him
#BoycottMulan has been trending on Twitter
For nearly 20,000 students
You are also required to wear a mask in the library
Imagine going on a night out and seeing Flo wearing her jeans
They were demanding for an end to rent debt and no more fault evictions
It’ll be a week long and will be running 24 hours day
There is only so many times you can take a first date to Hobgoblin
Me whisking my unstiffend cloud bread for thirty minutes👁👄👁💧
Do you consider yourself to be well ‘ard?
‘I just hope the Home Office will be compassionate about my case and allow me to stay’
My brain has been programmed to think that my body is unattractive and shouldn’t be on show
‘For months I have been down and mentally drained, thinking about what tomorrow brings.’
The chaotic energy on this campus is astronomical
Northfield is the CEO of girls’ nights in
Rule one of life: Don’t get a star sign tattoo
There is a 13 year age gap
The ‘unofficial’ event is set to take place between September 5 and 7
He said saying Black Lives Matter ‘stirs racial hatred’
‘Sometimes antisocial, always anti-racist’
‘We didn’t care about them, we are focusing on the real problem.”
The club owner understands changes should be made across the industry.
We want to hear you voice your opinion on the University’s response.
‘You never give up, for you can hear their voices that were silenced cheering you on.’
How dare all these people be smart and pretty
Social distancing is set to be maintained through new walkways being built on campus
They are considering lowering fees for international students but not UK students
The extra £30,600 is set to go to student hardship funds
Yes, Kent House still had infestations.
It’s time to use your lockdown time wisely.
The morgue is set to arrive tomorrow and will consist of 300 spaces
Stay safe, stay inside and stay sexy
It’s like going ‘out out’ but without going out
Trips to Sri Lanka, LA, Mojave and Greece have all been cancelled.
‘I’m worried that I might stop earning money’
People have taken to Twitter to vocalise their concerns for the lack of information Sussex are providing students
‘Many people associated with the university will self-isolate’
Finding Mr Right with the power of Microsoft
The victim is being supported by specialist safeguarding officers
’10 other guys round him just prodding his ballsack’
The University of Sussex SU and Drag Soc have not yet made a statement
The ‘for you page’ is a world of mystery, humour and piss taking
There have been no reported injuries
The family of the student have been informed
Paramedics in hazmat suits take Sussex student to be tested for coronavirus
The individual did not acquire the virus in the UK
Butter up your boss for a day off
Travellers will see a big price increase in train tickets
One student described it as the ‘Definition of going backward’
“We also want to make Sussex a more sex positive place”
The University is working with security and the Sussex Police.
The Sussex Police were present at the scene for an hour
The Sussex Police were present at the scene for an hour
‘Hey, ho, Adam Tickell’s got to go’
He sobbed in the witness box as he was questioned by the prosecution barrister
It appears we have contracted frost bite
‘Working Conditions = Learning Conditions’
The pub was taken over by Cease and Desist last July
The University is concerned for the safety of its students
‘Trash Mondays will pay homage to this iconic moment’
Let the cuffing commence
The 20 year old Sussex student was attacked on North Street in 2017.
Every second year loves an Epik Wednesday.
Lewis Capaldi’s doppelgänger and Sussex’s charity sweetheart
A place to seek refuge from The Arch or Concorde 2
The Clubhouse is back on track for 2019!
Most events are free entry.
Georgia Mooney
