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There are so many laughs to be had beyond Chris Taylor’s salmon, I promise x
The boys are back and I’m going to throw up with excitement
‘He said I wasn’t his type’
It’s the end of an era
Yikes
James and his brother haven’t spoken since the grooming allegations surfaced
This isn’t the first time people claimed he was killed
Max Balegde trying to ruin Ekin-Su’s red carpet moment was so cringey
BOG OFF ELAINE, I’M SHAKING
Imagine your legal team denying posting your 10 minute apology song to iTunes loool
The release date for Toxic Gossip Train was a dark day for her sub count
I love all of them so much
The mystery presenter is said to be ‘extremely angry’ about the allegations
Erm, hi Ken!
Short hair girlies are punching walls rn
He dragged Phillip Schofield and he’s ready to drag again
She’s giving emotionally immature
The girl’s got connections
I can’t get over Baby Glitter being 12
She’s got an older brother with a net worth of £4 million omg
Colleen Ballinger allegedly shared and mocked Trisha’s explicit photos
Why do I have SO much yellow??
The hardest bit is genuinely keeping Paul alive
Not some of you taking this seriously
Every time I blink there is more goss
How did we miss any of these??
I’ve got the ick soooo bad
‘I’m glad her video showed you all exactly the type of evil woman she is’
Whoever said Sammy’s hair looks like a disguise is going to JAIL
His birthday milkshake is Griminal!
Dan is soooo Filet-O-Fish to me
‘Why would I pay to see something I didn’t want when it was free?’
‘The last few years have been crazy’
‘Homophobia and biphobia during Pride month? Simply wild scenes’
‘It’s Rachel Adedeji’
IT’S STILL GOING ON
The only thing you’ll be attracting this hot girl summer is wasps!
Imagine she brings out Denise as a support act
Manifesting a bit of Harry Styles and Britney this weekend
The sub weighs over 10,000kg
Why are they all best mates with JoJo Siwa??
This is so on brand from Gino
‘His silence is deafening’
Not Eugenia Cooney piping up! Are we back in 2011?
Millie Bobby Brown does it so you already know it slays
Their divorce was WILD
‘He’s admitted he’s lied to everyone and yet people are deaf to this’
The SWAT team was stood outside his ranch waiting for him ffs
The pair have been friends for years
Never forget the fake coming out tweets
He shared a video Colleen sent her fans of putting a tampon into her mouth
ITV bosses claimed Phillip Schofield was ‘deeply inappropriate’
It’s putting Spotify wrapped to shame x
MAFS fans are something else
My brain hurts
Colleen is yet to speak about her controversy
Creating the world’s worst Snapchat username is a canon event x
They’ve done a TK Maxx shop and everything
I’m not convinced he’s ever kicked a football in his life
This has been going on since 2018 lol
He’s been rizzed up
‘No, I should have never sent a fan underwear’
Not Yoly and Xander meeting up at Coachella ffs
Imagine a MAFS icon swiping right on you omg
Kim Woodburn is out for blood
I’m just surprised it took this long for one of them to start one lol
I am shaking
‘Just look at Jeremy Kyle’
Not Melinda saying they started out for the ‘hype’ looool
Yikes
This is so shady looool
Caroline Flack’s mum has asked Phillip to not do ‘anything silly’
Holly’s speech 🤝 Matt Hancock fake crying on GMB
She admits being ‘let down’ by Phillip ‘not telling the truth’
She apparently ‘will be kind about Phillip Schofield’
He has had a catastrophic three years
He believes homophobia played a major part in public outrage
He denied all claims of grooming and said he and his lover were ‘just mates’
‘Do you want me to die? Because that’s where I am’
Katie Hopkins went in so hard on him
8. Ordering a Guinness
He asked to meet the ‘freak in the sheets’
Manifestation is for the girlies who like to slay
She said it gave her ‘flutters’ ffs
Not Tayla calling Josh ‘big daddy’
Can you actually imagine??
I cba with Ella describing herself as having ‘really long legs and arms’
Dr Ranj has had a lot to say
I need to know why he calls him Pip
Max Balegde carrying this group’s drama on his back I see
The drama on this show is giving Love Is Blind season two
Not Amanza calling Chrishell by her real name
She has four iconic inches on him
Imagine being a B-list in the eye of Sophie Habboo? I’d sob
‘I was told I wasn’t allowed to leave the apartment’
Harry Styles’ bedroom is nothing like how I pictured Harry Styles’ bedroom
If I see this blue sofa one more time I’ll scream
Nicole threatened to sue Chrishell omg
‘He is one of the best TV broadcasters this country has ever had’
PLEASE GOD LET ME HAVE THIS
Now I know who is winning here and it’s not Tom x
A lot has happened over the weekend
Jesse is a MAFS bride magnet at this point
Apparently she’s got her eyes on joining Beverly Hills loool
‘He is the reason I keep watching’
I am shaking at her transformation
If you see me listening to pink noise and crying in the library, no you didn’t x
I fear I am the friend who doesn’t message for months x
The bride filmed what she ate on her wedding day
Karamo scouted Speedy on TikTok!
I’m obsessed
He had a very important role in Queer Eye
There are so many games but let’s be honest, only a few are actually good
The game is available on Nintendo Switch today omg
Janelle is about to pop off and I know it
He is looking right into my soul
Ngl I kind of wish things worked out for them
‘He’s been pretty vocal that I am his type as well’
‘The editing almost gave me more doubts about the entire relationship’
Oooookay I am listening
Not TikTok making me feel good about myself
His Instagram has since disappeared as well
I’m in love x
He only set his account up last week
Mini Khabib was inside a car doing donuts in traffic
She live streamed her arrest to her followers
He’s admitted to there being someone in his life!!
Lady Whistledown literally broke her own rules
Nah he is another level of evil
Their ending is the most tragic Bridgerton love story yet
He is the son of the Queen and stepson to King Charles
The new Prince of Wales threw some heavy shade
Charles was fuming as per
You lot who think Meghan wore prosthetics and a disguise are a new level of thick
They better make it work because I cba to relive that divorce
Sadly it wasn’t Ar Di x
‘If Andy can’t weave then he can’t weave’
This was hard because they’re all so evil
POV: Me walking down the aisle to see Harry Styles
Cameron makes Adam and Harrison look like saints at this point
Waking up in a Taylor Swift and Matty dating era hits different
I can’t deal with Jesse’s short hair
I think we all know where Claudia and Kevin are going x
I’d simply want the ground to swallow me whole
I need George to do something bad so it justifies how much I hate him
Overtime Megan had over 2.5 million TikTok followers before deleting her account
Patients were being given lethal doses of morphine and diazepam
Is there anything more annoying than a Tory uni student? I fear not x
The scammer used AI to mimic her brother’s voice
The names in their bio and his pout both terrify me
The corporate girlbosses have my back
It’s already given me the introduction for my diss loool
‘I’m tired of people guessing if I’m pregnant or not’
⚠️It’s time to BeRealer⚠️
‘And they call me the general, hopped out the Lambo feeling incredible’
My emergency alert says it’s time to slay!
Lalala and okokok friendships are unmatched
Sorry, wasn’t she about four at the time??
The beauty community drama lives in my mind rent free
Being this obsessed with someone’s body and gender identity is weird
You lot have too much time on your hands😭
I’m so ready for this
She also said why she’s not giving the ring back to Marshall loool
Finally something to keep me going until Spotify Wrapped
His son was born in December omg?
Her nails looked too good for her not to know it was happening
The Swiftie sleuths haven’t slept in DAYS
The millennial pause I had to take reading these is ridiculous
Some of you are going to slay with age
I hear he’s got his eyes on playing Jenny in 2:22 A Ghost Story
Not Shannon wishing Caitlin was prettier so he could forget his ex
It’ll last ten seconds but you can turn it off
I need justice for Marshall
‘I had no serotonin in my body’
I literally have no personality left at this point
Dating is hell
I feel so violated
The first three months of the year are essentially a trial shift
I need to see these pics now
What am I meant to do with my emotional support library vape now??
It’s dumb but it’s also science and you can’t argue with science
Love Is Blind fans work HARD
A truly cursed combo
Did they find this MAFS cast in hell??
And Harrison being the guy to hold him to account? Give over
Not JoJo Siwa announcing a break up during an Instagram Live ffs
Shame on all of you who didn’t answer
Perfect timing with the final student loan drop
‘The ludicrously capacious bag has been found dead in a ditch’
People are hardcore thirsting over him
It’s more savage, obviously
‘Starving someone and giving them loads of liquid isn’t healthy’
Last night the 21-year-old posted a video saying she’s just been diagnosed
I will never recover from this
‘Sometimes I enjoy modesty, sometimes I don’t’
One tweet spiralled into something much bigger
‘Did you get enough love, my little love?’
9. Not having a job whilst at uni
I have approximately two brain cells left after hearing this
This is traumatic
The video has been viewed millions of times but it’s not new
Will Schuester’s tight curls stink of Oxbridge reject
Today was meant to be their first date but instead he dropped a breakup post ffs
People will really rip into Millie Bobby Brown at any given chance
This is literally how I picture cutting my own hair going
‘Meanwhile I can barely afford to put petrol in my car in this cost of living crisis’
Me trying to Google something really niche👁👄👁
It’ll sound like a siren and last for ten seconds
All the men taking offence to this are so embarrassing
Take my money rn
‘In this house we are team Selena and we are not bullying anyone’
THIS IS SO CUTE
The Lemma stans are spiralling again!!
She’s so cool I might scream
Erm did AI just call me ugly??
Don’t play with me like this
Ignorance is bliss and the key to being a girlboss apparently
Our chance will come soon, girlies x
Ever since he’s got that mullet he’s become a womanizer
Turnitin is shaking rn
I know she’s somewhere foaming at the mouth
It’s not mean, it’s just based on vibes
Not Tom calling Samie fit in four different fonts
Jennifer Aniston is so glitz and glamour
I won’t know peace until I have the answers
This is too accurate
‘Never listen to Taylor Swift again or go to prison’
She’s unhinged but we love her x
Marie Kondo is shaking
SING IT MILEY
‘No one wants a TikTok 2.0’
Tom said appearing on Queer Eye was the highlight of his life
She was fuming when he even whispered the word ‘podcast’
Of course she’s a North London girly
How did I forget he dated Victoria Justice?
Pedro Pascal is the king of beekeeping age x
It kind of sounds like RuPaul singing as well
Do you or do you not feel bonita?
Get scrubbing that rose quartz
The Shmunguss King deserved a second season
I’m screaming
‘Welcome to the world, Nicki Minaj the 3rd’
This is so cute
Never forget when Ed Matthews knocked out Simple Simon in 48 seconds flat
‘When the cheese comes out this puppy comes looking’
The account no longer exists
She’s announced a social media hiatus following mean comments
‘Did you wish you put up more of a fight?’🤔
Don’t say I didn’t warn you
Fans have leaked ‘official’ documents
This is tight
Raven has denied everything
I’m scared to try this!!
This is a traumatic but relatable watch
Users have specifically been asked not to reveal their secrets looool
He’s being called out for repeating toxic behaviour
Posting a story on TikTok is mortifying
And that’s on shattering my self-confidence!
It’s your soft launch into officially Quiet Quitting x
If a dad features in the video then I am gone
Nothing will ever beat BeReal soz x
This is truly wild
Tempted to join them tbh
This is so wholesome
4. Where do you stand on washing your legs?
My childhood just got smashed to smithereens x
It’s giving poke from Facebook
This is the third year in a row
Rumour has it she won’t stop until she’s reviewed a full face
Who knew posting your breakfast could be wholesome and not annoying?
Hot people have major nerd neck
Paul Breach used it the other day and I’m traumatised
She claims he persuaded her to defend him when the show dropped
‘It took me six days to process it’
And SK allegedly went on a couples’ trip with another woman right after Raven’s birthday
‘How are you a ‘they?’ What the f*** does that mean? It’s stupid’
So THIS explains what they meant by having ongoing legal proceedings
An influencer was arrested last week for travelling to film the location Nicola went missing
Looks like asking your driver if they’ve been busy today isn’t going down so well
This is Tilly Keeper and Lukas Gage’s world and we’re just living in it
The couple broke up earlier this year after meeting on Celebs Go Dating
I am obsessed with these two
The two teenagers have been held in custody since Monday
I need to know how this man is a university professor
TikTok girlies make the best love advisors
‘There were many times I had a gut feeling and didn’t ask questions’
Beck wasn’t even close to being top dog
Cole confirmed he was dating again!!
I need Love Quinn back in my life
Uh oh
‘It’s a blessing in disguise’
Two worlds colliding
So much happened!!!
Let’s not forget the detour through Shoreditch
I can’t believe Costa made an appearance
I forgot about the existence of Henry ngl
How did we see this SIX times and still not pick it up??
Sarah Lancashire and her husband are extremely cute
Welcome to ✨recession-core✨
She’s head of the Hunters
Do you even know why Tommy Lee Royce went to prison in the first place??
She has looked camp directly in the eye so many times
She literally flew from California to see him as well
‘She blackmailed me into going up to mum and asking if she was a virgin’
‘The ending is really satisfying’
Over 430 people donated to her fake GoFundMe page
Other female Twitch streamers have spoken out about the AI videos made of them
Also some clues which point at if you’re watching one
This is exactly what we need rn
I won’t know peace until I have answers
I’m getting the words: Small man syndrome
I dread to think what the boomers do
I need answers now
It sounds like a dream
Of course Jeffree Star has piped up
That one private jet pic has opened an entire can of worms
‘There is something so demonic about this’
Bring on the TikTok fame x
I want star girl or nothing at all
‘It’s giving Alfie Deyes £1 challenge’
Of course a Mescal sibling is a North London girly
I’m about to dominate the smoking area with these hips
‘Never before in my lifetime has a TV show had such a profound effect on people from all walks of life’
I want Icarus or nothing
I love them all so much
Not you lot lining this man’s back pockets ://
I’m shaking and how well it knows me
Finally I’m in my regal era
People are so weird
Liam Hemsworth is the Jake Gyllenhaal of 2023
‘The Hype House is going to end up in court’
‘The police need to understand we are not going to accept it anymore’
I can’t watch the show in the same way ever again
The Flowers music video has given nothing but sexy vibes and drama
‘I’m no Addison Rae but I’ve got 1.4 million subscribers’
His little smirk kills me
People are paying money every month to comment on Paul Breach’s live streams
Yes, Heartstopper is a work of art but so are these shows
I fear how many of us bought an unhealthy amount of Diet Coke last year
RIP if you get ‘fickle lover’
Another excruciating watch from Paul
Imagine your local cafe being where Catherine hunted down Clare
No because I was convinced this man was done for
I was so shook at last night’s double exit
He posted his final video hours before his death
Not to mention the fact his brother is a convicted murderer
Obsessed with our Hannah walking the same corridors as a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills
‘I think it’s going to be leave the contestants a little bit frustrated’
This makes so much sense now
Baw Gawd! Nothing is sacred anymore
Once you lock it in and save it, you can’t access your playlist again until Jan 2024
No, Madeline hasn’t been pregnant for 18 months
Kylie Jenner blowing vape rings on her Snapchat story is a core memory
HEY Y’ALL ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM
The idea of Trisha Paytas giving birth to Queen Elizabeth would annihilate any Victorian child
I don’t want to lose my fondest memories of vaping with my friends
He’s been sleeping rough every night to raise money for homeless people
Some people are being put into a queue behind thousands of people
It used to be Harry’s bachelor pad lol
You’re showing off your privilege whilst your followers struggle to heat their homes
Nah guys, I’m actually panicking
How can someone go from writing Strip That Down to oil painting senior royals??
Clips showing a man following the woman into her hotel room have gone viral on TikTok
I beg the man just writes something that isn’t about sausage rolls
It all started with a blind date in Soho House!
Following his guilty verdict, Bear told the court: ‘It is what it is’
They all have a cringe bio but it’s okay because they’re sexy
Erm…Sam was a professional acrobat??
Tom’s magic account gives me the ick quite a bit
Omg, there’s a racing driver so you already know they’re hot
I’m obsessed with Jen’s Love Island arch
Every uni student ever seems to be living in an endless goblin mode
Imagine falling down a mudslide after getting jilted and STILL having the confidence to get back up
I’m so shook at how dramatic this film looks
Erm, the octopus costume kid is giving indie boy energy and it’s fit :/
Spoiler alert: Brennon has reached God levels of fit cowboy
Early Adopter until I die
You can really tell Harry Styles dropped an album this year
Spotify girlies are crying rn waiting for Wrapped 2022
The cast from seasons three and four are carrying the hair transplant business on their backs
Anyone going a step further and adding sirens is evil💀
Jill is stepmum to Shelly’s two daughters
Stacey Solomon is the original girlboss
We’re all sat in mouldy houses with no heating but sure, you go and enjoy The Savoy
Omg she was an Ibiza club girly during uni
She’s potentially the poshest person you’re ever going to meet
His mum’s body was found by the police in a multi-million dollar home
In a cost of living crisis, I think this wins the award for the most out of touch thing ever
Meanwhile Gemma is posting ads loool
Can you IMAGINE being compared to a kebab?? I’d want death
‘Him lying in the tomb did something for me, I’m ngl’
This list is giving me war flashbacks
The Lemma stans are insufferable as per!
‘I think it would have provided a lot of clarity for the audience’
Iranians aren’t advocating violence, they’re asking for justice
Matt Hancock’s I’m A Celeb fee is equivalent to the salaries of 15 NHS nurses
Protests have been going on for over seven weeks following the death of Masha Amini
‘Qatar, FIFA, the world is watching. Do you see us?’
The FIFA Qatari World Cup ambassador recently described homosexuality as ‘damage in the mind’
I want to rip my ears off
‘I fill up your tank’
Omg the guy from the Hot Fuzz meme plays Peter Townsend loooool
Let’s be honest here, Zanab wasn’t the problem in her relationship
Cole’s tears mean nothing – this scene proves Zanab was right
Our queen Zanab called out Cole for his body shaming comments
Cole can cry all he wants, I have zero sympathy and that’s that
I’m so shook more than one couple got married looool
Zanab ripped into him so hard at the altar omg
Gone are the days when you could screenshot something and get away with it
I’m so ready for season five at this point
‘What’s the best shop in Wakey?’
Her going to see Raven after the wedding was too much for my heart
It’s no coincidence his most successful film was a silent performance ffs
He was sentenced to 15 months in prison
And now they’re reportedly engaged omg
I am begging turtlenecks are official I’m A Celeb camp contraband
Meanwhile he’s been dragging his co-stars for wanting to be more famous
She’s also deleted her Instagram
Some of you clearly missed the whole point of the show
The Riverdale girlies win Halloween every year
Laura Anderson went as Shania Twain ffs
This is the worst day of my life
‘Cole’s only issue with Zanab must be that she’s not white enough for him’
Mum and Dad are so in love!!
Cole saying Zanab was bipolar is the brightest of them all
Free my season three girlies from the shackles of these awful men
He’s got a gorgeous set of pipes on him
TikTok manifestation girlies have gone TOO far this time
‘I feel bad for the real Jamal, you all need serious help’
That’s if they even make it!!
TikTok knows me so well
Would you just look at those cowboys hats!!
Gemma says she and Luca are ‘making it work’
I mean there’s only one man this could be about
People like Oli London have come into the conversation
Keemstar has been getting involved
7. The recommended time between haircuts
His personality is big but his eye drop collection is bigger
She’s a ballet dancer and she will remind you about this every five minutes
The Burnt Chip is also in the cast omg
He’s giving off big Shayne from season two energy
I can’t get this film out of my head
He was Theodora Birch’s inspiration but they’re nothing alike loool
Catch me applying for season four x
He’s the UK’s very own exported ick for christ’s sake!
He styled his hair and wore clothes to look like Dahmer
They suggested Netflix include a scene where the house burns to the ground
Going as anyone from the cast of Euphoria is so pick me x
Jennifer Coolidge AND Hannah Montana’s grandma omg
This is my idea of hell
‘Who wants to cut my arm off?’
I will forever hate myself for not starting YouTube in 2014
Creators don’t actually make as much money as you think they do
From now on my only source of news will be God-Su
I can’t stop thinking about this show!! Help
So many Mike Flanagan icons!!
‘I wanted to kill Dahmer; he ate people’
He purchased all of Dahmer’s belongings off the families for $407,225
Who is buying any of this may I ask??
One thing he did was he forced himself into dark places for long periods of time
Apparently they signed approval to remove Ned from the group in mid September…yikes
E4 still broadcast pre-recorded a episode featuring George
Drop the messages bestie!!
The Miami Boys Choir is the only thing maintaining my mental health right now
This is bigger than any Taylor Swift album drop, end of
‘It’s okay to let loose and just be more confident in yourself’
Ok now get the band back together x
I am in a true crime hole, help!
Sam has since unfollowed Ferne on Instagram
Jesse Anderson was facing a life sentence
John Wayne Gacy features in the final episode of Monster
Some of you have talent
Why is Gillian McKeith putting herself through it AGAIN?
Dahmer was still on probation when he murdered Konerak
Who is going to tell her about overtime?😳😳
His final victim was a father of three looking for work in Milwaukee
Both of Jeffrey’s parents blamed themselves for his killings
Joyce is gagged and so am I
This movie is going to be my new unhealthy obsession x
Jeffrey Dahmer murdered three people in his grandmother’s basement
He’s said before that if it wasn’t for Dahmer’s grandmother then he’d be dead
Cherry Valentine tragically passed away on Sunday
He was involved in Netflix’s Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story
I may need to see Lisa Rinna’s M&M booty😔
His escape led the police to Dahmer’s apartment
Many of his murders involved cannibalism
He’s a whole mood
We have a 21st December 2012 situation on our hands
Mel B being on this list is jokes
Sal is the new Shake, end of!
They apparently split earlier this summer
Yikes! Iyanna moved out before splitting with Jarrette
Filing for divorce, relationship rumours and Shake getting blocked lol
It’s a big no from me
Hugh Bonneville from Paddington is in it!!
Suddenly I have no more free time x
‘The Stranger Things fandom is literally insufferable’
No because I would die for a 6pm hashbrown
She says the reaction from her followers was hurtful
The logo is a fish shaped microphone ffs
His recent bizarre dance as a pea is where I draw the line
‘Wagwan Boris?’
I haven’t seen that many fairy lights since I was in halls
Why do so many of you hate the sheriff?💀
Monty Lopez has written a diss track called ‘Leftovers’
Whoever did a number two right outside someone’s tent deserves hell
People called it the ‘Sunday purge night’
He’d just got his GCSE results and was going to college in September
Finally some answers!!
I’d simply rather drown in a pool than put Noah Schnapp through saving me
This feature is a big no from me
You really have to reevaluate your life choices when you’re banned from EastEnders Makeover
The day they break up is the day I stop believing in love
It took seven weeks, 118 sightings and five arrests to bring Owami home
Did anyone else not entirely hate this film???
Oi oi! Mum and dad went to a club in Mayfair
Is anyone actually surprised?
This is the casting we never knew we needed
She says she meant exactly what she said
In the words of Katie Price, never underestimate the C
‘Adam and his friends were extremely shaken up by the situation’
And London isn’t even the most expensive!!
Can I quiet quit uni?? Asking for a mate x
Not a day goes by where I don’t think about Nick and Charlie
Things took a dark and ugly turn in 2014
Two of them are dating and one of them is still a loyal Barb x
They have a collective net worth of £44.2 million
The trend actually isn’t too great when you think about it
‘This is poor people’s reality’
‘This isn’t a situation where I have a hot take’
He’s spoken out about their relationship for the first time in three years
It won’t surprise you to see Indiyah is serving
Mum and dad are THRIVING xxx
Tristan says he and his brother never disagree on anything
‘She’s the most in demand Love Island star ever’
‘His attitudes and opinions have changed dramatically’
Amber Gill has unfollowed him! Yikessss
Some people have said it can be very dangerous
‘I was ready to walk at that point, as I was so over being walked over, pied and rejected’
We should’ve known she was chaos the minute we saw she was the chosen one for Andrew’s tongue
I can think of worse places to get over a breakup tbh
He claims the ‘racist’ captions were not written by him
At this point, fair enough
It lives rent free in my mind
‘I would not wish that on my own worst enemy’
How are they both living my dream rn??
It’s similar to the Ask for Angela campaign
We experienced hell for 90 minutes and I never want to go back
Someone literally caught trench mouth
He was addressing Tory members in Tunbridge Wells
I need ALL of these to be true
If my name was Dylan, Gertrude or Kate I would be changing it imminently
‘I could never date a Kirsty because the name smells like urine’
I can’t imagine it being anyone else
Umm, this new monster plus Vecna sounds terrifying
I just know Danica was ripping the dancefloor UP
One of these is so savage💀
Oh my christ
Q3. What did Andrew famously lick that belonged to Coco?
‘What I want to come from this is more respect for the women’s game’
Inject every single Bend It Like Beckham meme rn
Ekin-Su would be all over those new halloumi fries
‘You get in the villa and it’s an unnatural environment’
Ekin-Su is a Diet Coke girly through and through
Bet he wishes he didn’t turn down Celebs Go Dating now
That’s enough TikTok for one day x
Too many temper tantrums to count
This is the best theory yet, end of
This is such a mess
I’m so confused what was the point of this??
Justice for Danica!!!
This is so savage
Ngl, it’s the video for their biggest bop as well
Did anyone remember this?? Wtf
Okay this is the most complicated one yet
Don’t worry, you can come back from this catastrophic mistake
I know what you’re thinking and no, Will’s bowl cut doesn’t have telekinetic powers
‘Indiyah’s personal identity has been jeopardised’
He classes himself as being ‘at the very top of the food chain’
People will literally eat anything
I’d rather she dated Vecna than Jonathan at this point
Brb, manifesting picky bits for tea xx
They make Adam Collard look like a saint
There are so many theories at this point I can’t keep up
The actor playing him has reacted!!
This actually makes *so* much sense
Looks like your mum has been right all along x
Someone described him as ‘everything that’s wrong with Britain’
I am so invested
Obsessed with Sadie Sink laughing in the face of Vecna
I want to gooooooo home
Of course it involves Adam Collard
He said he hopes to have a coming out scene when the time is right❤️
His ex has since released a statement saying she doesn’t want to talk about it
Naturally Noah has gained over a million lol
It’s all to do with Erica and the Hellfire Club omg
A fan thanked him after staff ‘rushed’ his meet and greet and ‘treated him like a child’
‘What’s Addison Rae going to do? Renegade at Vecna?’
The rugby lad culture is thriving
The Duffer brothers are so smart if this is true
Eleven standing up to Papa is pure cinema
Jerry Harris says he’s ‘not an evil person’
Someone said they hope the Duffer brothers suffer💀
I don’t want to imagine a world without the Steve Harrington we know and love
Thank god they changed their minds
He’s been playing since he was a kid😭
It really wasn’t as good as fans were hoping
Jopper’s kiss was sexy and no one can tell me otherwise
Okay…I’m listening👀
I’m still mad about it
One person said Will’s sexuality was used as some sort of ‘plot device’
I am seriously confused
‘You absolute monster’
I really didn’t expect some of these
It just scratches a part of my brain that white noise can’t reach
Vecna please never reveal your skin care routine, babes x
Not being funny but I think she’s got a slight problem
I need to see all 10 of them right this second
I’ve been singing the Girls Aloud Megamix all morning
I am not emotionally ready for this to end
Gorgeous, gorgeous girls get engaged at Glastonbury
‘I didn’t become a little bit of a flag, I became a total flag’
PLEASE DON’T LET STEVE DIE
TikTok isn’t Horace’s first brush of internet stardom
Charli D’Amelio is no longer first place
The blue hair tie story makes me weep
Noah Schnapp says we can expect some deaths omg
She says she’s always been a fan of the show
I would move heaven and earth to keep Will Byers safe
ChRisSY wAkE UPpp🔥
Let’s get wavy!!!!
She’s a 10 but she claps when the plan lands
This is WILD
Imagine breathing the same air as Niall Horan and Millie Bobby Brown
This quiz has thrown me into my feels, help x
Will I ever be over Alexei’s death? No x
She says unhygienic people and arrogance gives her the ick
I’m not convinced music is the thing that stops Vecna
‘And so, the girl id like to couple up with is… #JobDone’
I think Vecna is a little bit sexy and I’m not sorry about it
One of his exes compared him to Joe Goldberg loooool
No one realised omg
They’re the best duo on the show
‘We both encourage each other’
Apparently Vecna can be seen in the first ever episode of Stranger Things!!
Q6. Who does Eleven beat in the circle game?
Her death is connected with Max’s survival!!
I have so many questions
Whoever had the idea to introduce Robin deserves a big kiss
I need answers and I need them now
I am unapologetically in love with her, Ekin-Su me!
How does Eleven speak so fluently in those flashbacks?
He was on the FBI’s top ten most wanted
I need Jopper to adopt me
Hopper looks more sexy and Joyce looks even younger!
The student has said he ‘will not apologise’ for the image as he is ‘not responsible’
What a lousy start to Pride month😔
A controversial challenge has been scrapped ahead of the new season
The Tab’s Pride reporting series is putting a focus on LGBTQ+ issues
I am sobbing so hard rn
I need answers!!
Anyone who enjoys a pickled onion deserves to be kicked out of uni
I haven’t stopped streaming Kate Bush
‘We couldn’t commit to filming another series’
I am in love with Eddie and I don’t care who knows it
He called them all boring💀
Being in a coma for 20 years doesn’t come cheap!!
The man is under investigation and has lost his job after saying being gay is a ‘deformity’
He deadnamed Caitlyn Jenner on stage at the Golden Globes in 2016
It was given 27 per cent on Rotten Tomatoes looool
The entire thing felt like a fever dream
I am violently sobbing rn
I’ve lost sleep over this
If you’re using a wooden hanger for this then you’re an idiot
She posted a statement claiming she’s been working on becoming a better person
I haven’t stopped crying over the deeper meaning behind Matilda
Derry Girls will never die x
Lisa McGee has a lot to answer for
There’s been a special guest in every ep so far and people are convinced Nadine is next
I am respectfully asking for Sam Ryder’s hair
Frances Gurney
