Yesterday’s back-to-uni date was insulting
The event will be livestreamed on the university’s Instagram account
You best get perfecting your pesto pasta
The police also confirmed a young female briefly escaped from a police vehicle after being arrested
‘I want him to go, but unfortunately, they’re all the same’
It’s men who need to change their behaviour
‘I am ashamed that I was unaware of the potency of the T-slur until now’
The uni encourage any students affected to contact student support services
Nothing can prepare you for Scissr
Find a new joke because this one was never funny
This is about to be the best hot girl summer of your life
‘It will feel like you’re listening in on a conversation with your mates’
‘I felt violated, dirty and in a lot of pain’
The Sun changed its homophobic It’s A Sin headline but that doesn’t change its gay shaming in the 1980s
Eleven months ago, I wish I knew how little everyone would care
There will be a more lenient pass mark for Foundation and First years
Not everyone can be the fit mysterious one
Being gay isn’t a performance, it’s our lives
‘If students aren’t told about the increase then it could plunge them into debt’
The next accommodation with the lowest price is Norwich House at £118.50 per week
I am clinging on to the thought of life after university
Nothing is worse than the legal eagle
The university stated that it has already taken action to evict students
The police were called to campus around 2:25am on Sunday morning
The 17-year-old teenager and restaurant owner were reportedly known to each other
Tickell reassured students the university will ‘be doing everything we can’ to help ease the disruption of the pandemic
What’s the point in withholding this safety net? I just don’t get it
Students who live locally to Sussex are also allowed back to university next week
If I don’t get the neo-liberal beast under my Christmas tree, I will riot
You really shouldn’t base your whole self worth on why Jim from Bognor Regis hasn’t swiped right back yet
They also appeared to not be socially distancing
The testing period is expected to last for six weeks to help maximise flexibility
Bring on the second round of substantial meals
Little Me was the first song I cried alone to in my bedroom, good times
Dior Sauvage and potential filters? Mega bad boy energy
‘It’s a matter of life and death and the university does not seem to care’
The rich are once again proving that rules don’t apply to them
‘When lockdown ends next week, it’s really important that we don’t relax our efforts’
Pubs will be open until 11pm
They can take between two and 12 months to be closed
If a male said what Charli said then he’d be considered as driven
‘Any body who has suffering from mental health issues will understand that support, when needed, is needed urgently’
‘If ever there was a time for our community to come together, this is it’
Thoughts go out to the guy who shidded his pants
Every time it said ‘no appointments are available’
The clip of Jordan throwing up lives rent free in my mind
I’m pretty sure Matt Hancock has a Daily Mail reader burner account
Sussex uni has passed on thanks to Sussex Food staff for their patience
I am literally between a rock and a hard place
The latest cuts mean they’re unable to buy their families Christmas presents
85 per cent of Sussex students know someone who has experienced unwanted sexual advances
Crawley now has the highest infection rate
Students have been requested to keep their loved ones safe and stay at university
The police seized a generator and sound system
These memes have me laughing until I’m coffin
Graduates were told this afternoon in an email from the University’s Head of Graduation
The emergency assembly is set to happen today at 2pm
One student had to wait over 24 hours for their test to be delivered from reception
Residents of Brighton have been warned that this is ‘not the year’ for Halloween parties
Don’t you just hate it when your flatmate passes out during your lecture?
Other residential areas in Brighton are less affected in comparison
Students have mixed opinions about staying at ‘medium risk’
This is an increase of 21 positive tests within the past two days
51 out of 55 staff members are at risk of reduction
Sussex students are livid with the standard of teaching
Do you even live in Brighton if a seagull hasn’t hit the back of your head?
I can’t think of a better way to spend a Friday evening
Coldean and Moulscoombe have 69 positive tests
Students living off campus can get up to £40 a week
Three student complaints went completely unnoticed in this time
To quote the Northfield boys: ‘We were wankered’
Men’s rugby confirmed they have three active cases
It was reported that around five police officers were present at the scene
‘Sussex University didn’t even try to help us get a test’
The unit will be on campus for three days
Just another day on campus tbh
It’s reported to only be a handful of students
You need lots of chains and a sexy aura
Students will be expected to book their tests via the NHS
Or they can get a two-week meal plan, costing £420
Move-in day is this weekend
Students are now expected to fill in a form if experiencing symptoms of COVID-19
Okay but let’s talk about pickle juice for a minute
A Netflix user tweeted saying ‘We can no longer be funding this filth’
This comes as a result after the government announced stricter rules
The Tory government should be begging for our support
Never underestimate the matriarch that is Kris Jenner
Of course she’s a South African-Italian model
I’m just waiting on the reboot fronted by Mason Disick
Putting mayo into your pasta? That screams fuck boy
Some guy fully said ‘Hinge is a concrete jungle for toxic masculinity’ and I love him
#BoycottMulan has been trending on Twitter
For nearly 20,000 students
You are also required to wear a mask in the library
Imagine going on a night out and seeing Flo wearing her jeans
They were demanding for an end to rent debt and no more fault evictions
It’ll be a week long and will be running 24 hours day
Georgia Mooney
