I want to be best mates with all of them!!
The reshuffle was like a really lame Casa Amor recoupling
‘Only been at school for a month and already hit this devious lick’
I felt it when Nicki said ‘It’s bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking about Eiffel’s’
She should’ve been cancelled a loooooong time ago
Don’t feel like watching eight hours of Netflix? No problem x
One of them is a student from North Yorkshire!!
He also made classist remarks about northerners calling them ‘dirty’ and ‘toothless’
I bet you don’t know the name of the boy who screams ‘I didn’t do a poo’
How did we forget about the chlamydia outbreak?? Omg
This is harder than you think😳
Oh come on Gav, have a day off
Naturally, I will be avoiding anyone who gets Dawn x
Our reward for paying £9,250 for a year of online uni is a tax rise x
Not everyone can be Matt Hancock singing karaoke unfortunately
‘The fear of getting caught carrying out a homophobic attack is minimal’
‘You incompetent weasel £2 plus Gift Aid’
And no, Mamma Mia covers don’t count
As if someone actually caught tuberculosis omg
It’s Addison Rae throwing horse poo for me💀
Tommy Fury and Curtis Pritchard morphed looks like a club promoter loool
One student said if they knew they were going to catch Covid, then they probably wouldn’t have gone
Hold off on those 60 cans of Dark Fruits kids
Lil Nas X has claimed Tony Hawk is tweakin looool
This is harder than you think
Good luck, hun
No one wants to be the person who gives someone the ick
‘I will never give way to a Fiat 500 again’
Throwback to when Josh Denzel lied about his name lol
Throwback to when Charlie allegedly threw all of Ellie’d stuff out onto the street
Apparently the goodbye is really emosh
I want Chloe and Toby just for the vibes
We’ve seen it all before with ‘Hurricane Olivia’ and ‘Storm Anna’
Jake is the human embodiment of a Big Mac, soz
Apparently Keemstar made Ethan’s wife cry
I need to know if Elle and Noah get together and I need to know NOW
He has confirmed he doesn’t walk or chew THAT fast
I clap for Chloe Burrows every night at 9pm
I think we all know why Anton cried xx
Someone with the BBL effect will drink tongue-first when they use a straw x
This sound plays on loop in my head all day!!
When Jack was playing in the Euros, she claimed she received 200 death threats a day
Well you know what they say…if you can’t sing, teach P.E
I am 21, but my mental age is 16-years-old x
Spoiler: There have been a lot
My confidence after using this filter📉📉📉
I’d give my life to live in the smoking area of a club
I’m just a guy with good old family values x
He has promised to never use the slur again
You’ll never be able to eat an avocado the same way again
Pick me! Choose me! Love me! 😩
You can find me NOT watching this movie on Netflix x
He’s got 1.5 million Twitter followers
She should’ve been cancelled when she released Monster tbh
The UK is in a mental health crisis and has been for over a year
Her fans are big fat disappointed with how she reacted
Dani and Sammy have been together since 2019 and have a son
Alfie Deyes’ apology video where he claims he’s not a Tory lives rent free in my mind
She’s threatened legal action after Hunter revealed explicit details about their alleged relationship on an Instagram Live
We really didn’t need Rebecca Black to release a song about the final working day of the week
The five year age gap between him and 16-year-old Millie has sparked some of the controversy
This whole situation is so chaotic loool
Chloe will dominate the smoking area and you know it
Amy and Curtis’ break up deserves a BAFTA
Sorry but HOW much older is Maura than Molly-Mae???😮
Marco is back! Big yikes
As if TikTok didn’t ruin my attention span already x
His most popular video has over 267 million views😮
IT’S COMING HOME, IT’S COMING HOME, IT’S COMING XX
Finally something to quench my thirst x
The Tab surveyed nearly 6,000 people about representation in the show
Why does everyone think Cooper is an ideal husband?!
It turns out I am 100 per cent hotter than the Spice Girls x
They met on set in a makeup trailer🥺
I’d like to plead guilty on the account of being in love with a Geordie
Shannon is the new Megan Barton-Hanson
Stop what you’re doing and FOLLOW THEM
Apparently he almost turned the show down when he was approached
Timothée Chalamet is the epitome of ugly hot, soz x
This is Matt Hancock’s world and we’re all living in it
‘My boyfriend wouldn’t care if I kissed you right now’
Would you like to see your body type on Love Island?
Looks like Peter isn’t the only one with a big TikTok following👀
Is true love even real????
Brb, just working out if Gillian Anderson is my soulmate or not
Will the real Mister Maker please stand up🤔
I feel powerless, afraid and vulnerable
‘My school taught me gay sex was a sin’
We have surpassed a need for James Corden
Over the years, Trisha has claimed they’re black, a gay man and a chicken nugget
Having fun with your mates isn’t queerbaiting
Not even the wardrobe machine is good – soz x
Nothing says ‘old fashioned’ romance like the pizza parlour on Club Penguin
Marvin has 240k Instagram followers already!!
It’s not looking good for you if you own a North Face puffer
Saying something is always better than saying nothing
Which one of you used it on a packet of baccy??💀💀
Hun, you’re going to have to run for your LIFE if he already knows his birth chart
Georgia Mooney
