Harrison Brocklehurst joined The Tab in 2021, currently working as the Senior Pop Culture Writer. He's also written for VICE UK, Dazed, MixMag, The Face, Big Issue and Polyester Magazine. Harrison's first book released in 2022.
Harrison graduated from Liverpool John Moores University with a BA Honours in Drama. After he graduated, Harrison started working freelance as a pop culture writer before joining The Tab.
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‘I could feel the hate from people – it made me feel very alone’
Influencers are frequently targeted and torn apart for minor things by anonymous contributors
‘If you don’t hire me it’s the biggest mistake you’ve ever made in your life’
From dancing for Alesha Dixon to doing bushtucker trials
‘Big trap’ Sarah nearly blew their cover by saying ‘oooh it smells like vapes in here’
Emma’s now responded after getting asked if she likes Ali
They had a huge fight the day before the final
RIP to the days of Ant and Dec doing caller puns for the campmates
The cast is so good this is actually impossible
The cheer I let out when Tulisa did her The Female Boss arm was heard around the globe
Loads of them have refused to follow each other on socials
Amy declared them no longer friends
She is literally living her dream
Keke Palmer and Skyler Samuels have both now spoken out
We need to free our girl from the cruel shackles of American humour
It was uncomfortable viewing
What an utterly chaotic eight weeks of TV
Sorry but hell itself could not make me abandon my solitary bedroom time
The days of trying on a billion devices are OVER!!
‘It’s all a front for the other sh*t they say behind everyone’s back’
Gamers think they’ve found a loophole from Epic Games when OG returns permanently in December
They did Billie Eilish dirty
John Krasinski just got announced as the 2024 winner
Spotify confirmed it didn’t cut Wrapped off in October like usual
I just know Gary Barlow’s tall son is bumpin’ that in the cinema
The twist is he used to date Monica Beverly Hillz, a trans queen from RuPaul’s Drag Race
She thinks she severed her working relationship with Ryan Murphy by standing up to him
His agent told him he needed to put weight on
Harry Styles and Dev Patel ones took place over the weekend
People are FUMING – this is a mess
The clip was cut from The Jonathan Ross Show eight years ago whilst she was still forbidden to discuss it
One fan said ‘isn’t this the sort of thing that would be considered basic entertainment reporting?’
It was such uncomfortable viewing
Housemates were offended after she chanted ‘stop the gloats’ at them
Refuse to believe who they chose as the winner
‘We’re dealing with some incredibly complex relationships, especially at the end’
‘Thank goodness it was not the two ladies I was auditioning with’
It Ends With Us the disaster you are
‘It’s a war on women’
Spoiler alert: They’re all diabolical
This has been a big week for tall sons
You could get a mini haddock meal x
Very very ‘arsh!!!
Sacha’s fat cat is the stuff of legend
The group is filled with men who are anti #MeToo and ‘exhausted by pronouns’
Your camera monitors your mouth?! Here’s how to do it
‘That was the most disappointing ending… Ryan Murphy when I catch you’
‘We talked about season two before we even filmed the first page of dialogue’
Sacha and Alex vibing on good terms has me shook
‘The experience of filming and lack of control wasn’t great for me’
Viewers have said Grotesquerie should have just been the next season of American Horror Story
We don’t want an overly edited photo shoot, show me in your kitchen in a witch hat!
‘I love how everyone’s focusing in on the negative’
This cast are wild
People doing Halloween costumes of it already are TOO fast
‘It’s really hard to see people who don’t know anything commenting on it’
‘David Henrie can suck my d***’
This week marked one year since he passed away
It’s all getting a bit personal
‘It felt like a specific power move to embarrass me, to gain dominance’
Netflix acquired the film for a sum of $11 million
Netflix acquired the film for a sum of $11 million
My eyes are failing me big time
Got you covered
It makes me feel overstimulated
Someone tell him TikTok adverts need an internet connection in order to be uploaded
I can finally sleep at night
They’re ‘concerned she’s jumped into this too quickly’
Not Tom Holland launching a zero alcohol beer and calling it BERO
This might actually force me to swap
She was furiously arguing with fans who reacted badly to her last album in 2022
Soooo shady I love it
‘Nobody has ever been more 21’
Brat autumn girlies rise up!
Even Sabrina Carpenter is using it
‘Music is not important – artistry is’
Obsessed with them all
It’s the same journalist who exposed the viral rude Blake Lively interview!?
‘I should have learned it two or three times ago’
‘Demi Moore’s coat in The Substance is the best performance of a coat since JLo’s in Hustlers’
‘I was ready for her to never speak to me again’
Lawyers demanded Jaguar Wright interview was pulled after she claimed Jay-Z and Beyoncé were ‘monsters’
‘I have huge amount of respect for him as a person – but sometimes want to strangle him’
Urgently need answers and explanations!
Apparently she’s eyeing up a role in the next Quentin Tarantino movie
‘Seems like they’re just making fast fashion and changing the price tag’
The most disappointing film of the year
Always wanted to see myself crushed by a hydraulic press tbf
He was in the house with Chelsea from Selling Sunset during Late & Live last night
Cue the 40 year olds fuming that they already knew this
What on EARTH were they thinking!?
She purposely didn’t invite him to check if he was with her for the wrong reasons
‘Unfortunately, there is no magic boob potion’
The actual founder of Crumbl cookies had to speak out against it
It literally gives you hundreds of songs to listen to when you’ve got no internet connection!?
‘The truth always comes out in the end’
‘Stop photoshopping my wedding ring – we’re very happy’
Scared to tell anyone how high my score was…
‘We don’t see any footage – it makes it so challenging for us’
All that drama before the whole cast had even entered the dinner party!?
‘Camila and I have done the best job at preserving our private little fire of love for each other’
Craziest (and best) film of the year
She even said back then that she falls in love fast
Bon Iver and Tinashe!?!?! I’m shaking
She released four new albums four re-releases and not one song made the cut
Her dress apparently cost under $400!
This drama is so terminally online it’s insane
‘I am in shock because we were engaged for 12 years, and he got married after one month’
‘The family claim lies after lies, but then don’t say what the lies are – they don’t back up anything’
Why on earth did Caspar choose to stay!?
Here’s a full and thorough timeline of this chaotic triangle
Not a single US branch of Costco sells baby oil
Sigh
‘Ryan Murphy was 100 per cent using Travis to get us to watch the show’
The serial killer dinner party in American Horror Story: Hotel was ridiculous
‘I think they have Costcos in every place where he has a home’
‘A phobic, gross nightmare – perhaps, after all, Monsters is about Ryan Murphy’
She hasn’t released a half-decent album since 2013
‘Don’t dox her – we worked it out on the remix!’
Everything about this ‘secretly filmed’ project gives me the ick
The show would have been so different – the wasted potential is killing me!
Chloë Sevigny who plays Kitty had an iconic role American Horror Story: Asylum!
He’s the main reason the show implies a romantic relationship between Erik and Lyle Menendez
‘There were four people involved, two of them are dead – what about the parents?’
In the show she had to be replaced
He’s got a twin who worked on Ryan Murphy’s Ratched!
‘He did everything he could to ensure their stories of abuse were seen on screen’
It’s the ninth worst reviewed album of all time and lowest ever by a female artist
Cooper Koch who plays Erik went with her!?
Such a wild scene
A potential career ender I fear
Obsessed already
‘Painfully dated and glaringly out of touch’
It might be good TV, but the hunger for drama and tears is unfair on the cast
‘Charlie has an anxious attachment style and Eve is avoidant’
Run for the hills, Emma!
‘I didn’t feel like a victim with that lie’
‘I will never let someone bring that side out of me again’
Peak that couples went to Jamaica and The Maldives and others got lumped with the Lake District
‘This is hands down the worst thing ever printed in the history of newspapers’
Announcing endless The Sims 4 updates and expansions proves the company doesn’t care about the fans
Nah I’m shaking
Teeth prank, sister-gate and a song about sh*tting on chests… I need a lie down
‘Any Bruno Mars fan knows Flowers did not achieve all that success on its own’
Of course the teeth make an appearance
This is the most wholesome story ever
Feisty one, you are!
There’s a DVD circulating of the bootleg version and we need to FIND IT
A Wizards of Waverly Place crossover!? A rumour I choose to believe!
Mine giving me Charli XCX, Diet Coke and poppers is an attack
Three singles in – time to get serious
These are so cute I can’t cope
He also says he actually likes the ending!? I thought Tyrion was meant to be smart
‘Why did she kiss an alien? I didn’t understand that part – that was weird’
It’s been an uphill battle, but Katy Perry finally managed to slay this era
This is literally their Met Gala
‘Such loser behaviour’
She was filmed shouting ‘shut the f*ck up’
‘Happy birthday to our favourite abomination!’
This brainteaser is driving me insane
‘Immigrants are eating our pets’ is the wildest thing I’ve ever heard
The way she got a royal welcome? Deserved
Not Chappell saying ‘f*ck H&M’ two days before Charli’s H&M event in London
Using AI to create any emoji I want is going to change my life forever
‘Two people have already stopped me on the street and asked to take me to social networks’
This drama is crazy
She says they demanded her to recreate some extreme Firecracker scenes from the show
The entire final reveal is completely different
Even Swifties are turning their backs on her
THIS IS A POP EMERGENCY
This mystery celeb has never been identified until now
Someone take me here I beg
It’s a crucially important part of the show
A dark stain on British TV history
Can Friends Kiss feels like a clap back to Taste
Trump just made a huge post thanking her for the support
This is actually so clever
Marsters called it on a podcast ‘the darkest professional day of my life’
Nobody asked for this
JoJo’s been claiming she’s in ‘real discussions’ to represent Poland
Most iconic promo picture ever taken
‘If you’ve done the dishes you better be ready to get your **** sucked!’
Her answer has people saying she’s just made everything worse
The final few questions had me doubting my own eyes
One thing’s for sure: They all look capable of bringing the drama
Gobsmacked people are actually doing this
Forever and always bumpin’ that
‘Ah yeah, now it’s affecting middle aged men something’s being done about it’
Her dad is actually of Polish descent
Shockingly, it isn’t Game of Thrones
The writer has spilled what they have planned going forward
How did I not clock this!?
We can all sleep soundly now
‘He was angry with me – he wanted me out of the house’
The shade is severe
He is really stanning her album
It’s getting comparisons to Taylor Swift’s Picture to Burn
The alligator hunter was spotted backstage with her at Leeds fest
Keir Starmer has now confirmed there are plans in place
The similarities are… interesting
‘I catch myself looking around and I shouldn’t – I’m not Chappell’
Ex-wife Jennifer Garner has also claimed ‘he doesn’t handle stress well’
‘Children aren’t supposed to be working like that’
‘I don’t know that person’
You don’t get a medal off the Gallagher brothers for being born before 1990 btw
Of course it’s all to do with Shawn Mendes
A huge downpour of water from the stage roof soaked Reneé Rapp
There’s major evidence that Sympathy is a Knife featuring Taylor IS happening
Here’s a lil guide to what we know
It’s so soon!
Of COURSE the music video is horror themed
‘I am not going to speak about something publicly if I think doing so might provoke those who want to harm fans’
Tributes paid to Emma Ramsay say she was ‘hardworking’ and ‘incredibly kind’
It’s Travis’ acting debut and he’s set to appear in all 10 episodes
Alexa Nikolas, who starred in Zoey 101, accused Mike Milosh of grooming and abusing when she was 16
The two called it a ‘giant f*cking mistake’ in grovelling 2020 apology
They’re currently said to be ‘on and off’
Six are still missing, including British billionaire tech tycoon Mike Lynch
She’s not been heard from since
Social media can’t decide if she’s right or if she’s ‘not cut out’ to be a popstar
‘Trump’s rights do not extend to misleading or deceptive uses of name and likeness’
Brb just archiving all my posts
Yesterday, JoJo’s five month old song got more daily streams than Katy’s latest single
I promise this article is NOT Clairo shade!!!
What was she thinking?
She has now released nearly 40 variants of the same album
She is yet to comment on the plot which cancelled all dates in Vienna
The Olympic boxer named the two in her cyberbullying lawsuit after gender dispute
‘All parts of the plant are poisonous – please don’t drink this’
I smell an Oscar nomination
Kjersti Flaa thanked people for their support after resharing the ‘mean girl’ footage
‘It was refreshing and delightful for her to realise not every job needs to be like Euphoria’
Why does one of his bars use the word cabbage?
He’s dropping savage takes left, right and centre
The Olympic gold medal winning boxer is suing those she complains repeatedly and falsely called her a man online
Um, did anyone bother to look up what Strangers by Ethel Cain is actually about?
A fresh start looms!
‘Her level was not as high as the other competitors
Get the tissues out
He had a welfare visit from the police, and experts branded it ‘utter madness’
They’re never beating the cast drama allegations I fear
He’s getting branded a ‘scab’ online
Some of you would do well to be a little bit more demure and mindful
The fact she actually released a song called Ur So Gay
We all know who number one is
‘There were mistakes made’
The lawsuit comes after she accused her film’s producers of embezzlement, misconduct and sabotage
‘Justin Baldoni is using his press time to talk about the importance of stopping the cycle of abuse’
‘Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively hate each other’
Yep – it’s produced by Dr Luke again
No nepo baby here, just raw talent
Vienna Eras Tour dates this week had to be cancelled after arrests were made regarding a planned terror attack
It’s the first time she’s commented on any music from her Little Mix bandmates
‘Loud, uncool and disastrous’
The attackers planned to drive a car into 20,000 fans and had built a chemical bomb
‘It’s a different world of pain’
‘How gay do you have to be to see hunting colours and think it’s a Chappell Roan thing?’
Glen Powell turned up, got a photo and left
‘We were indeed fully booked’
Walz also called Trump and Vance ‘creepy’ and ‘weird as hell’
‘Anyone knows to use this app, let me know’
If anyone does this to me I will kick off
They were married for a total of seven months
Pole VAULTING, that is – get your head out the gutter
Rumours said the Netflix show would now ‘focus on Simon Cowell as his pop dream falls apart’
‘I had to watch when you were all forcing her to label and out herself’
Nelly Furtado is a Brat
Happy birthday Charli! Here’s your present!
Of course there’s allegedly Taylor digs
JK Rowling is amongst those falsely claiming Imane Khelif was born a man
‘Traffickers capitalise on large scale events such as Comic-Con to exploit victims for profit’
Mine was so brutal I actually shed a tear
‘Guess what me and Billie have been texting about’
‘Turkey sent a hitman to the Olympics’
And most importantly… RASPBERRIES
‘I could not meet basic needs… We won the Oscar, too’
Please just let us make Brat cool again
She quite literally shot herself to fame
This is actually mad
This is what his big return in the season four finale is building to
‘I don’t want to see ONE viral carbon footprint tweet if you see me on a private jet’
‘She won’t be accepting any apologies’
‘It was drilled into me for many, many years’
I still don’t know who Emma is
Why does she constantly have the most cursed drama!?
‘It was too dangerous – we had to be extremely cautious’
‘If I haven’t got this powder in, my hairline’s back in Mallorca’
I am looking very respectfully
‘He’s desperate for attention and validation from an army of degenerate red-pilled incels’
‘I think it’s the most disrespectful thing you could possibly do’
They said on Love Island that they met in Ibiza
Some truly crazy opinions lurk on that website
Can’t believe people don’t know this – open the schools!
She was destined for the villa talent show!
He referred to Miley as ‘the devil’
The judge described Steven van de Velde’s crime as ‘a career end’ – yet he’s living in the Olympic Village
Not Homelander with long hair
‘They were laughing for too long’
Reuben’s is literally haunting me
This film scares me more by the minute
‘Waited in the queue for Sabrina tickets only for them to be £234’
The season 16 drama is INSANE
‘Kamala IS Brat’
One person passed away in the Uber crash
‘She was quite literally over it’
Not her Presidency bid getting called ‘Operation Coconut Tree’
No clue how Joey Essex is coming back from this
Love a little bitter in the sweet x
These sweets are sour
Her statement did not go down well
Tickets have been on sale since May but are still widely available – if you’ll pay £250 for standing
‘My mum said I said it seven times in one episode’
Ko is accused of being intimate with Mongeau when she was 17 and he was 25
Bumpin’ that!
What’s even the point anymore?
If this is real I will probably combust
She’s made multiple nasty digs at Britney Spears
The drama is insane
The episode is called Assassination Run – terrible timing
Hear me out… It’s not Homelander
A spiteful side to him in the villa has ruined his silly and lovable reputation
Nicolas Cage’s makeup artist has explained the harrowing appearance
Never want to see those dolls again in my life
Oz Perkins explained the actual reason he went with the mysterious title
I haven’t been right since I watched this EVIL movie
She’s now claiming her critically panned comeback is ‘satire’
My nerves are shot
His storyline in the books is wild
Traumatised by the one of his mother to be honest
The cast vibes are immaculate even when covered in blood and guts
If you thought Karma was bad, have I got some songs for you!
Her female empowerment anthem Woman’s World has arrived to nothing but boos, dragging and cancellation
‘Ignore canon, and the world you’ve created comes apart like tissue paper’
Bring back my Uma!
I can taste that Keir Starmer-teased bank holiday now
We should have all followed our girl out of the villa
How does this show get made!?
We need answers
I just don’t believe she’s on the same side of Homelander tbh
I’m on EDGE
My heart has been broken about 600 times
Imagine the train money you’d save being able to run to Edinburgh in a few seconds
‘I am not AI’
Strut of the century
Message for Ayo: Get out of my sight!
The removal vans are already clearing Rishi’s stuff out
‘You don’t hear good songs about, like, someone’s lunch’
The returning officer for Blyth stole the show tbh
They’re all doing my head in tbh
The conspiracy theories with these two have me hooked
She’s getting dragged for being petty, but perhaps she had a point
‘And most importantly… raspberries’
The show said the Doctor would have two companions next series, but rumours are saying otherwise
All Stars 9 drama is never-ending
‘I will not tolerate it’
Dave Grohl is braver than me to face the wrath of Swifties
She ‘can’t stand him’
Justice for Janet and Britney, always
Alexa, play What Goes Around Comes Around
Can sleep well tonight with these actual answers
The 663-feet deep Dean’s Blue Hole has never been explored, locals call it ‘a portal to hell’
After major backlash, Plane Jane deleted the tweet and released a statement
The police officer apparently had no clue who he was
Give Starlight a pay rise for slaying
Can’t wait to see your obnoxious Crocs seeping with mud
A video went viral of her voice changing completely within seconds on a podcast
Josh has now clapped back with his say on the drama
‘We cannot guarantee a nut-free inflight environment’
It would explain why Joey didn’t kiss Samantha for two weeks
Channel 4 – release the footage!
He’s set to appear in court later today following the arrest
A serious spinal issue has left her unable to move
The pilot had to speed up the flight as the severity worsened
The jokes were almost word for word the same
Interesting perspective on the claims you’ve got a kink for eating people I guess
‘She does read as queer, and I totally understand why’
Now why am I getting Espresso right after Eminem?
At least leave the villa with some decorum, you guys…
‘Why don’t you text me and ask me yourself you stuck up, ungrateful loser?’
It is truly beyond belief
Michael Scott would be fuming to hear Toby’s raking it in
Never forget when he took her to Manchester and made her try a Greggs
They’re all worth more than the Iron Throne
Thank god for her messy, MESSY ways
‘I can be very naive at times – and that was me being very, very naive’
Lilly Gaddis’ TikTok has now been deactivated, but she’s not sorry
It’s a villa-themed version of Looking For a Man in Finance
The Swifties are the real Tortured Poets having to buy 34 versions of the same album
The Bridgerton style cover of Poker Face was perfection
This is so messy
George Sr’s death has scarred me for life
Laura Wray claimed to Piers Morgan Fiona Harvey harassed her for years before Richard Gadd
My vape obsession could NOT cope with this
‘I hope they break up quick’
‘Charlotte has stated in interviews she was single, which wasn’t the case at all’
Working late ’cause you’re a singer clearly pays off
I would die for them
Charlotte is pregnant with Conor Maynard’s baby!?
‘Sometimes I think I might hate you’ – These lyrics are insane
Brb rewatching Anaconda
One of them is actually so sad
‘It’s invasive and irresponsible to to comment on a woman’s body’
‘Another Netflix film made to half-watch whilst doing laundry’
About 10 more Espresso level bangers will do nicely
They don’t steal the £50K anymore but Harriett is the one who’ll find a way
Rishi brought up national service and the whole audience laughed at him
The girls in the video hug framed pictures of him
Rita Ora’s sound equipment overheated and when she tried to get the front row to sing instead no one knew the words
The way the nation has crowned Amy ‘the lesbian Princess Diana’
A Love Island premiere that WASN’T boring? There’s a first time for everything!
Always reem, of course
The world’s longest CV
What was going on here!?
‘Did anyone order ANOTHER Italian snack’ – imagine the scenes!?
Colin Bridgerton gets a Sunset burger to remind him of his travels
Bowing down to the new queen of pop
You can only go in with someone you’re not actually coupled up with!?
Billie Eilish called three hour concerts ‘literally psychotic’
The real test of who actually won the show
This would have been so easy to explain
Ronnie’s is giving Dad on an all inclusive holiday
Life’s sweet when you aren’t stressing about sandwiches
The Reddit debates on it are wild
The drama is getting messy – he’s now deleted the posts
Justice for season six!
‘He never mentioned her once in The Big Bang Theory’
The Starbucks cup in Game of Thrones will haunt me forever
I am losing my mind
‘I wouldn’t use the word problematic’
‘Nobody needs that many songs’
Sheldon’s mum is totally different when we meet her in the future
Nobody stans The Office like Billie
She says it’s ‘against all those who have lied about me’
Last year Billie Eilish got a restraining order against an intruder who broke into her home
He came back for the final of Young Sheldon, but only one reason would get him to do it again
She got given bread to sober up
It finally makes sense now
Avril (or maybe Melissa) got grilled about it on a podcast yesterday
‘I’ve never been more grateful to anyone than I am to her’
Not Molly-Mae already following her
They were pictured snogging at the BAFTAs
Hannah Dodd has been recast as her in series three
It’s not looking good for the Jodie Whittaker era
Just cast Ella Purnell as the lead in all video game adaptations
Surprised any are after all the drama
‘I’m all about empowerment’
‘I think she lied to me a lot’
‘The promoter has deemed the event unsafe’
‘As a business you should be appalled – absolutely vile’
‘People will see who you really are soon’
She’s popped up as four different characters and is set to be back in the next episode too
Something’s shifted and fans have noticed
Need to be mates with them all
SEVEN songs from The Tortured Poets Department? I’m selling my ticket
Yep, they’re still beefing
‘Bet you were disappointed when Rishi answered’
I will follow Deborah and Ava to the ends of the earth
‘We built up a structure that I was gonna get knocked over, so when I’m on the floor I can look at the pieces’
Criminal that Jackie Tyler has never been on a Tardis trip tbh
‘I’m so lucky to know you and be your friend’
This might be a problem they never had in the first series
Nine diss tracks this year alone? Enough!
After an investigation he was cleared of any misconduct
Palace Midas is my happy place
Joanna Lumley… I’m shaking
Hopefully Lea Michele was able to read her invite
Uh oh
‘It’s not my fault the situation makes you look bad’
Get that skin eating monster away from me
Inspired by Britpop and 90s rave culture? Where?
THE RUMOURS WERE TRUE!
It’s got dinner parties, arguments and cheating scandals in the first two episodes!
‘So this goes out to all the haters…’
My eyes! MY EYES!
No, they’re not all cousins
I support lesbian rights AND lesbian wrongs!
‘What if you really needed to talk about something? And what if it was something going on beyond tennis?’
‘We honestly couldn’t give a f*ck’
Changed her tune since she was a bridesmaid I see
Me 80 times a day: ‘I’m working late, ’cause I’m a singer’
Laughing so much at the bad microphone quality
‘Every other episode has been fairly accurate, but that was extremely out of context’
‘Me and him were forced to be together’
If I had to hear about Collins discussing OnlyFans, you do too
Justice for So High School!!!
‘We’ve got a Swift half pint on the menu, which people can get for free if they sing a Taylor lyric’
‘He’s only staying with Tori because he’s backed into a corner’
Black Mirror episode idea: Me being forced to watch these on loop
Sarah Michelle Gellar my ageless queen!
Beyond awkward I fear
‘During filming, I was distraught’
Long live her Eynaud brothers vendetta!
This is the most random crossover
‘I just want to make it clear that JoJo has done nothing wrong to me’
It’s from a clip of Richard Gadd doing a comedy routine back in the day
‘Her positive energy has resonated with viewers who see her as a breath of fresh air’
‘What those girls did to me was not friendship’
‘Do I think they had proper sex? No’
Apparently they broke up FOUR TIMES after filming finished
‘They shake their heads and say God help her when I tell them he’s my man’
He’s in a police show with Stephen Graham!
Fully obsessed with her
There’s picture evidence!!!
It’s been five years since the first picture was posted!
Kind of like picking your favourite child
If you actually ring it, prepare to be terrified
‘One mistake doesn’t define who you are today’
He apparently buys and keeps food in bulk and Gypsy wasn’t feeling it
A gap in the nuclear apocalypse lore has been filled
Nerding out so hard right now
Imagine the drama when they can say what they want again
Dying to see Lucy VS Deathclaw
Fans are so confused Bethesda has now had to speak out and clarify
Let the chart battle begin!!!
Karma has been wrapped up in nothing but controversy since it came out
Maura just never misses
‘Not letting her speak, talking over her – all of that crushed her the most’
‘I could have done this better’
She has the coolest Instagram on the planet
They’re not the paradise from the apocalypse you might think
Any lifelong fan will be very happy
Alessandra finally gave us an answer
He flew her to Bali for his show and they’re still mates now
The plot thickens daily
2009 Gaga was dying for her art, 2024 Gaga is doing adverts for Big Pharma
Open the schools!!!
Alexa, play Movin’ Too Fast!
Smoooooooth operator
50 grand on cosmetic work aged 20 is wild
JoJo first became known when she was coached by Abby on Dance Moms
How did this get missed!?
Can’t escape this on the socials rn
It all makes so much sense now
The beef shows no signs of stopping
I’d recommend wearing your sunglasses to read this one
‘This is such a smoking gun’
‘She should be grateful for the stuff they left out’
I cannot take any more of the current state of this once iconic show
‘What was the point?’
She worked closely with Prince Andrew for years
The arguments this is going to cause… I’m not ready
Remembering the different motorway stud colours is harder than any degree
Apparently their arguments got really bad after her prison release
‘Filming was such a hassle because so many were still on the show’
She’s in her Miley Cyrus Bangerz era
Tia Kofi should be enjoying victory, not getting daily racist abuse for it
They’re crafty geniuses for this
‘When you want to be vocal, they’ll tell you it’s not approved’
Apparently, no one at HBO is even sure a third season will ever arrive
This wasn’t on my Married at First Sight bingo card
Nah I’m crying
Shakira and her boys ‘hated’ it
‘She was born to do this,’ ITV says
£30 hand-painted bespoke egg? Do one
Is anything normal happening on MAFS Australia at this point?
Alessandra is a real one
She ate her Immaculate performance up and left no crumbs, nun at all
She didn’t hold back, obviously
‘It’s about time you fell in love with something that will love you back!’
Truly beyond belief
He’s gone from a psychic to a pilates instructor
‘What if she wants to go out? Does she have to seek Jack’s permission?’
Messages were discovered from potential cast members conspiring in group chats
She is, once again, fuming
Guaranteed chaos every time
‘I’ve been really hurt by the things he’s done and said about me’
Our queen literally does it all
Get these in an art gallery
I had no idea this existed and I am SHOOK
Looks like we’ve all been deranged for the last few weeks
Um, is she moving to be near Jack!?
He’s convinced they’re ‘faking their relationship for the cameras’
Most of the cast have not gained enough followers to become influencers full-time
The Christmas decorations conspiracy is debunked, they’re still up!
Sharon Osbourne’s is insane
Hope and pray Ben never subjects her to his podcast
One of the cast said they were ‘broke’ after filming
She clearly didn’t come across great in the house, but the reaction online has been extreme
Now you can stalk their old pics to your heart’s content
If I hear one more thing about his podcast I’m going to scream
I am obsessed with his dog
Heartbroken she’s coming across so bad in the house
I need her and Charlene Douglas to queen out
The glamour of TV magic does a lot of heavy lifting
A lot of gym pictures, a lot of shirts that don’t fit
Brighton slaying in the top three of course
Not another one!
She slated Simon Cowell, Anna Wintour and James Corden in just seven days
‘Louis Walsh is a cold hearted b*stard who didn’t even send us flowers when our mom died’
Sharon Osbourne is in her redemption arc era
These conspiracy theories keep getting weirder
She had it so good before Collins
He’s not even denying it either
Bad guests and jokes that were even worse – we were in the trenches
Give that good boy an Academy Award immediately
We’re all ‘amateur photographers’ here
The Princess of Wales has now issued an apology confessing she doctored the image
She was NOT happy
She’s raising eyebrows with this one
‘They were bedbound’
No YOU’RE crying
Maestro, what are you even doing here?
Curtis just won big at the British Independent Film Awards
If you thought Saltburn was hardcore, do NOT watch this with your parents
Obsessed with Chanita giving a speech in parliament
One of them has a measly total of 380
Despite Allstora’s mission statement being to uplift ‘LGBTQ+ people, women and communities of colour’
She’s only there a week and she’s got the VIP treatment
Has Ekin-Su even been home since she won?
The blue shirt guy who got ignored for a fist bump stole the show
Need her to give us more Schofe goss on Celebrity Big Brother
It should have been iconic, but it was a mess
God-Su back on my screen AGAIN? Blessed
Is this The Unknown? Or does The Unknown remain unknown!?
They do weddings if anyone fancies it
Unsurprisingly, an ‘evil chocolate maker who lives in the walls’ is not in the film
What will Louis Walsh and Ekin-Su talk about!?
It’s always the way, isn’t it?
Sold as ‘a celebration of chocolate in all its forms’, things soon turned nightmarish
‘She needs to take some time offline’
The official word from the palace today is she’s ‘doing well’, but try telling the internet that
Truly the most loveless series of Love Island ever
Watching a reunion three months after it was filmed is beyond pointless
Films stop trying to condense big books into an hour and a half challenge
‘I’m not going to hold back and lie for them’
She’s accidentally become a new pop icon and Twitter is obsessed
That’s if they ever even were a couple
Crying all over again
Does literally anyone know what’s going on?
A police officer has now handed himself in and been charged with murder
This is too cute
We were robbed of Danica
Kim K is obsessed
Never felt more fuming than when I worked out the answer
‘What they choose to air can be frustrating – they don’t show much of the good bits’
An actually decent Leeds accent was a welcome start
Let’s all grow up please
Let’s all grow up please
ITV had our gal waiting in the wings for four days
‘Georgia H and Anton finishing fifth was expected – they can drop the act now’
‘The show isn’t meant to be seedy, but a few excited women had a few to drink and got a bit handsy’
Especially when the films winning awards over it were better
Her memes connect them all
Callum and Jess won’t even last until the airport home
Got no tears left to cry at this point
There’s no greater joy than watching an utter disaster destroy itself for two hours
Hannah Elizabeth you will always be famous
Millie Mackintosh absolutely slayed
There was once a physical fight in the boardroom
They didn’t speak for years but reconnected through… Kem!?
No idea what’s going on but I’m here for it
‘Unlike most candidates, this show is not my personality or the biggest thing I’ve done in my life’
Hugely disagree with number three
‘The individual concerned will not feature as a guest on any additional upcoming BBC content relating to The Apprentice’
How are we days from the final with 0 strong couples!?
This week she’s said ‘It’s not nice to be a part of something that’s ripped to shreds, but I can’t say that I don’t understand’
More like Georgia STEAL, am I right?
She hit the slay button again for the new remastered trilogy
Erm… PARIS HILTON!?
Um, is it over for Toby?
The cast will start filming in summer
She literally raised us
Keisha’s now responded, saying ‘Shame on YOU for not using the moment to bring us all together’
Beyoncé announcing an album and overshadowing Usher’s is savage
‘If a homeless person set up a tent outside the O2 they’d be moved, so why is this any different?’
It’s hard to believe such a heartbreaking story is actually true
The task? Make mini cheesecakes and sell them to Innocent Drinks and The London Dungeon…
‘If Lord Sugar scrutinises the colours we used, we can’t say we were given the colours off camera’
They can’t help themselves
Her lawsuit is financially backed by Elon Musk
How many Islanders get to return to the villa with Craig David?
Is she trying to be back in her ‘villain era’!?
At Liz Truss’ PopCon event yesterday she backed Jacob Rees-Mogg for prime minister
Honestly how much more vile can it get?
‘A livelihood that was taken away from my family because somebody else wanted to be number one’
He got it scarily accurate
Not the elephant’s trunk comparison
Um… I am looking respectfully
Love her, loathe her… But make sure you thank her for the good TV
Shaking at a Florence Welch featuring on a track
There were rumours Taylor Swift wrote it
The newly announced album will inevitably be amazing, but please just let us rest
No prizes for guessing who’s at number one
Feel so blessed to be alive at the same time as Joni Mitchell
The Dua Lipa face card never declines
The girls made fishcake crumble and WON? A great series lies ahead
He’s also now apologised for his comments
Never been happier for a show to return in my life
Everyone’s parents tonight: ‘Is this The Apprentice or Love Island!?’
She was robbed of an Oscar last year
If he wins the Oscar I will fall to my knees
A nation in mourning for Love Island’s most iconic relationship
I’m so envious of her holidays
Georgia Harrison singlehandedly causing that Amber Davies meme… we must thank her
Just get this queen a man ffs
I’ve been literally dying to know this
We’ve got you covered
If you think Harry didn’t deserve the money, don’t speak to me
This pearl-clutching attitude from people in and out of the Love Island All Stars villa is a tired narrative
‘Lying on your dead mama’
Evie revealing she has a wife at the last second made her an overnight icon
Never in my life did I think the man with the most growth would be Anton
Don’t let Plane Jane see this
Learn from these mistakes, or get banished
Queen of getting everything wrong and still winning the prize money
Lana Del Rey could flog me anything tbf
I can’t accept this Barbie slander
She’s already been spotted filming with Ncuti Gatwa
A film this mid never deserved to become a cultural phenomenon
For when Emerald Fennell fancies soundtracking Saltburn 2: The Revenge of Felix
As usual, they all seem suitably insufferable
The most loveless Love Island villa of all time? This series is a mess
Two of the men having rival pie businesses is so funny
The world hasn’t even known Messy Mitch for a year and he’s had this much beef
Her replacement is apparently already filming on set for the next series
Her mates have changed their Instagram pictures black and white…
Half the list being Christopher Nolan films is hilarious
Give the man an OBE for services to great telly
A week of both mourning and celebration
The funeral choir changed my life forever
I will never forgive them for butchering Apex Predator
Reneé Rapp undeniably rules the school in musical adaptation that clumsily tries to please everyone
Georgia Harrison gave us the Amber Davies meme, and for that we must thank her
One All Stars Islander was only in the villa for 12 days
Mischief lies behind Georgia Steel’s eyes
They lived together in Manchester with two dogs
Mortified mine’s called me out for my cottagecore music taste
Welcome back Love Island Twitter oh how we’ve missed you
Cara Melle the mother that you are
The ending manages to be euphoric and deeply twisted at the same time
He was punching a male member of staff and then dragged a waitress to the floor by her hair
Pure carnage from start to finish
Oh Paul, how the mighty have fallen
‘You don’t need to solve the game by day three, you need to put yourself in a position not to be murdered’
‘From the director of Suicide Squad’ is the first red flag
If it stars Barry Keoghan you know you’re in for the wildest ride
No prizes for guessing where Ash gets ranked
Trying to imagine watching Louis Walsh and Rebekah Vardy chat in the garden over a ciggy
Why is it both beach AND red carpet themed!?
The sex scenes in this film make Saltburn seem family friendly
Yorgos Lanthimos blesses us once again with entry to his world, and Emma Stone is our guide
Never forget the Tina McIntyre roots
Literally can’t keep up
Golden Globes-gate continues
Were we watching with our eyes closed or something?
Shaking in anticipation of Yes, And? releasing on Friday
Thanks to lip readers on Twitter you could say the petty drama was rife at the Golden Globes
The Andes plane crash saw survivors forced to resort to cannibalism
‘Obviously, I was that popular they had to get rid of me’
I have an instant unhealthy obsession with Diane
Tell us how many trains got cancelled you cowards
‘I can’t tell you how much of a bad deal this is’
See how well you remember everything that isn’t the bath scene
She didn’t mince her words about her and Ryan’s sex life
More of this when series two starts tonight please !!!
It’s unclear in Sofia Coppola’s movie whether it’s romantic or not
Surely one of them will be as iconic as Amanda
A reality TV world collision I wasn’t ready for
In the words of Doja: ‘B*tch, I said what I said’
Need one in my stocking this Christmas tbh
Phillip Schofield and Taylor Swift having the same taste in vape is sending me
Ofcom watching Love Island to check if Scott was bullied is sending me
She won Drag Race and $75,000 without ever having to even audition
For once, the general public kinda got it right
Only seven votes stood between second place and the winner
Thank god the messy season six is the last – we’re finally free
All hail Brooke Lynn Hytes tbh
She makes it feel like the good old days and we can only thank her
Whitney held 2023 Love Island together single handedly tbh
He literally looks unrecognisable in Priscilla
Why did they give Tweedy a Drag Race All Stars glow up?
He wore it to a ‘Native and Colonial’ themed party in 2005
Yinrun and her boyfriend’s TikTok era is too cute
He’s never out of boujee hotels
Forever obsessed with Ross’ Holiday Armadillo
Actor, photographer, being sexy… is there anything he can’t do?
She has no business being this soothing
Cheese and chapati is a wild combo
RIP to all the tees I’d have bought if I knew this was a thing
Um, Friends isn’t in the book at all?!
I need answers and I need them now
All Rose wants in the apocalypse is to find out what happens to Ross and Rachel
I need a lie down
‘I only take the best’
How can people not spot it!?
I guess Nigel Farage must have gone to the University of Life
Queen of arriving on a song, slaying for 30 seconds and then calling it a day
Everyone thinks Nigel Farage’s letter from home had a secret code in
Driving through Vice City blasting Nelly Furtado’s Say It Right? A must
‘Cardi B has been denied entry to Gag City’
‘He made silly mistakes and put himself in a situation that looked BAD’
Can’t and won’t stop singing Can’t Catch Me Now
I can’t escape this man and honestly? I don’t want to
Mary Kay Letourneau groomed Vili Fualaau when he was 12 – the two then had children and married
I’m so scared guys I can’t take this
She’s posted that one of the finalists took her to Disneyland and Louis Vuitton
Maya Jama left my jaw on the ground
Peter Griffin finally in Fortnite feels like a fever dream
Rebecca More has paid tribute to her close friend on Instagram
How did Jordan and Chanita not make it work!?
Denise has since confirmed she’s alive, well and ‘about to watch the jungle’
‘Married at First Fight’? Pack this in!
‘I still don’t really believe it, but I do have a sceptre to prove it’
Michael Marouli’s black heart look is my Roman Empire
The TV trickery is beyond belief
I will never forgive Ashley for what she did on that bridge
Biting my nails like a nervous madman watching these
If I see any songs by Drake, it’s bad news
‘We didn’t see sunlight or fresh air for seven days’
If I get a lame Sound Town, do not speak to me
To the surprise of literally no one, we love Taylor Swift
‘We stress to all cast that the series should not be seen as a vehicle to gain fame’
It’s been a journey
Jordan and Henry clapped back in an interview
The way each season has somehow got more chaos needs to be studied
My girls are back… I’m sobbing
Any film featuring The Cheeky Girls deserves an Academy Award
‘I feel the need to put the record straight’
Students literally loaned their actual dorm rooms to the production team
Joking about Britney Spears’ ordeal and Hamas should be the final nail in the chuckle-free coffin
The decision comes after she wrote a controversial article for The Times last week
‘There’s a saying a dog instantly knows when its time’s up, that’s kind of how I felt’
Peggy gets worse every episode I fear
Laura, I’ll be your mate instead
Need a marathon watching all 10 of these back to back
His ex girlfriend is King Charles III’s goddaughter
Resisting the urge to choose All Too Well twice
But let’s face it, there was never a bad season
I never want to hear Stay Stay Stay again in my life
They were seen kissing in Paris? Girl, the bedbugs!
He claims production were ‘in his ear’ telling him to go to Jordan’s apartment
Unless you’re too scared, of course x
How the hell is Brad in the top five?
Of course Hallie’s is the biggest slay
Still hasn’t sunk in Hallie’s been evicted
Sharks, a proposal and Miss Chanandler Bong
Explaining these costumes to a Victorian orphan would put them in a coma
‘For Snatch Game I was going to do the artist Banksy fused with Lorraine Kelly’
Um, why do they all sound like they should be on Midnights?
She said she had to quit for ‘the good of her health’
You loved our first 60 essential movies, so here’s 40 more
The entire cast are gunning for them and I simply don’t understand it
‘The fact he was not ashamed and proud to be with me shows how incredible he is’
Bev from Midnight Mass keeps me up at night
Watching Davide play silly little games is my Roman Empire
2000 movie buffs were tested, and these are the results
Don’t trust anyone who puts Ross last
God forbid a man’s partial to a squat from time to time
‘It’s natural to have opinions, but the line is crossed’
Everyone’s desperate for the Mirabel card
I can’t unsee it now
Why is JJ wearing a vest may I ask?
I’ve literally listened to this album at LEAST once a week since it came out
The horror series king of Halloween
Bianca deserves a Pride of Britain award for how she handled all that
‘In hindsight, I regret a lot… it’s hard reading the constant abuse I’ve received recently’
I need Chanelle and Jordan to fall in love
Scientists tested 250 people with heart rate monitors and the spooky results are IN
‘It’s taken me a long time to move forward and get over it’
I can’t get over Troye in drag for One Of Your Girls
‘It was an attack, and I didn’t understand where it was coming from’
Mike Flanagan’s Netflix ‘Flanaverse’ just gets deeper and deeper
Mike Flanagan always gets his spooky shows CORRECT
Everything they get up to when they aren’t pretending to work in an office for a task
Still feeling unsure about why they randomly flipped to arguing in French
Not the greatest of looks
I cannot believe the Roxanne Pallett saga actually happened
Nathanial previously said his one request for his MAFS partner was a non-smoker
How the hell is Hallie only 18?
His first presenting gig was with Kimberley from Girls Aloud
Don’t let pointless culture wars make you think this show has been anything other than diverse
NEED to go for a wine with Kerry
Not Jenkin enduring World War III within the first hour
‘Even though I was saying I was fine in the second episode, it still got to me’
A cig-filled ode to the house’s most iconic area
‘I have a message and a meaning behind every outfit I wear’
At least we’ve now cleared up her dad drove a Rolls Royce to school
I need Curtis being cringe on my screen once more
Josie Gibson slayed her season before she went on to This Morning
Of course Mel C pops up
Jess and Sammy only managed two months before breaking up
If someone I was married to told me I’d ‘passed the test’ I’d be divorcing
‘Things have changed since leaving the villa’
‘She needs to be reminded she’s a drag queen like everyone else’
Yep, this is realllyyyyyyyyyyy happening
‘They are very different people who don’t seem to connect on an emotional level’
If you dwell on Ancient Greece, call me
He also said a lot of the cast ‘can’t be trusted’
Of course Ella and Nathanial are least compatible
Week two and the chaotic gossip is everywhere
‘Porscha deserves an Academy Award – there’s nothing genuine there’
‘She does my nut in’
‘I’m the fashionable northern chip shop woman’
The show’s over for the year but the drama never rests
‘He entered the process with more information than we’d normally disclose, and did so with full consent’
He’s also pulled out of his appearance tonight at Bournemouth’s Halo nightclub
‘I’m embarrassed to have to address it and never imagined I’d be writing this’
‘I didn’t throw any money at a homeless person – it was a kind gesture that’s been twisted into an evil act’
The Jack Grealish lookalike will cause carnage of the highest order
I can’t escape his sheepish little face
Adrian’s blocked Thomas and Thomas’ mum kicked off with Adrian
I need to go and have a lie down
Can anything live up to the dizzy heights of Padam Padam?
‘There are a lot of parallels between Ella and Nathanial and me and Adrian’
£100 to see a singer with two albums? It can’t go on
From gaining 150,000 Instagram followers to spaghetti with Taylor Swift
Her performance is a ‘campy delight’ and she’s the best thing about the whole season!
Angelica Ross says she never reported it because when one person did, they got ‘repurcussions’ for doing so
‘Working for Shein is an awful career move, and I’d look at Paige’s management for giving her terrible advice’
If one more person adds me to theirs I’m going to smash my phone
The two are teasing it and the Swifties and Barbz are going feral
Feel like I’m completing a Tomb Raider level just to get the 1989 (Taylor’s Version) tracklist
They’re officially the youngest and coolest cast the show’s ever had
Following them all so I can spend hours guessing who’s actually still together
After insane demand from fans, Kim’s scrapped debut album Problématique is finally out
The pose where the lads are rubbing their hands together is pure evil
The two were married between 2010 before divorcing in 2012
‘He’s a bit of a vile predator – he wouldn’t take no for an answer’
I am so ready for the TV event of the year
It all plummeted after allegations they skipped the queue for the Queen’s coffin
The Drag Race X Selling Sunset crossover we never knew we needed
Ageless queen Sarah Michelle Gellar will always be mother
As the girlies moan about memes, might I suggest we all just lighten up a bit?
Jonbers Blonde and Bailey J Mills have also piped up backing Danny
Doja Cat doing a medley of three of the best songs of the year? We’re not worthy
Epic Games might not have moved to four season chapters after all
Streets saying it could be a real estate expansion pack? Take my money
Not everyone saying it sounds like dialogue from her Hollywood mobile game
Not them saying it was inspired by Soho Farmhouse
Danny Beard’s also back hosting The After Shave, where they interview the eliminated queen!
This show treats the sexy parents like pensioners and they deserve better
‘A lot of guys see us as a fetish – I never believed I would get married’
One queen has toured with Little Mix AND Dannii Minogue!
Please spare a crumb of coin for me Mama Ru
I have been utterly humbled by my results
She lives with her nan and I love that for her
Vampire is a strong contender for best song of the year
‘I pour my little heart out but as I’m hitting “send”, I picture all the faces of my disappointed friends’
Nobody is safe from their clutches
You best believe I am well and truly breaking the Tension
Why does the divorce plot keep thickening? I need answers
And it’s officially the longest season ever – six episodes more than last year
Across five decades of pop music, our love for Kylie never goes anywhere
‘There are many speculative narratives as to why, but truly this is a united decision’
Tasha Ghouri the woman that you are
Of course they’ve all gone on a Virgin Voyages influencer cruise
This is a Piper Pace hate account
‘She’s giving off the energy that I wouldn’t be friends with her – the dress looks like it’s from Shein’
Stop waving around fake wands, guys – Hogwarts isn’t real
The winners have clapped back after getting the abuse on Kai’s TikTok
In the immortal words of Ian Beale: He’s got nothing left
There’s just been a huge announcement that changes EVERYTHING
Now Schofield’s gone it will never be the same again
I can’t get over how different Dawn looks
Sachin and Nicki have been hanging out irl and his TikTok bio says he’s her P.A…
Doja Cat has now deleted the album announcement post on Instagram since the internet clocked on
‘I wish Mitch all the best and hope he finds his happiness. It’s time for both of us to start a new chapter’
Jennifer Coolidge should have been in it for five seasons
Do we need to save AJ Odudu, Olly Murs and Rylan from a basement somewhere?
Their breakup ruined me, them getting back together healed me – but why am I this invested?
‘They look at every single text, email and WhatsApp you’ve ever sent’
Um, there’s a ripped Fishstick skin called Fish Thicc
I live in fear of being dragged to the break room by Milchick
Khaby Lame, the most followed creator on TikTok, is allegedly in the next Battle Pass
Doja Cat tweeting that she hates her fans is somehow making her excellent new singles slap even harder
The Vault tracks on Red changed the trajectory of my life
RuPaul’s had Courtney Act blocked on social media since 2015
Kassy and Johnnie are putting bi people where they belong – in the villa and on mainstream TV
It’s been 15 years since Gaga released her debut record and changed pop music forever
‘Your behaviour towards me, acting two faced on a podcast, is horrific’
Apple TV’s seven hour hijacked flight from Dubai to London is my new silly obsession
He also denies accusations he’s attempting to ‘exploit’ Britney
The high camp performance art of these hollow pop bangers must be studied
My wholesome king and queen deserve more
They met on the set of one of Britney’s music videos
Rita Ora is to me what Craig David is to Anton
The Folklore forest is my safe space
Blasting out Pon De Replay and touring with Snoop Dogg
CHARLI XCX IS FEATURED ON IT?
The most fun history homework ever
The vibes between the origin and the TikToks could not be more different
‘Remember when you hit the brakes too soon?’
Their first dance will be to Head & Heart
Shock: He’s still at it!
Erin Patterson denies wrongdoing after she served a meal that killed three family members and put one in hospital
This album changed the trajectory of my life
TWO WEEKS TO GO PEOPLE
Barbie’s the latest to join the club
She mothered so hard as Mother
The ultimate watchlist sorted
We need her vocals featured on his next banger
Obsessed with the blazer one
A generation of LGBTQ people would live differently if we watched it as teenagers
Just give us an hour of Scott and Catherine
They were still up flirting at 5am…
‘How many fingers would I have to cut off to become a Paralympian?’
How am I meant to believe Kit Connor is 16?
The boy’s a liarrrr
Oh to sip on an iced vanilla latte in Whiterun
Song of the millennium
‘There’s never gonna be a battle… I would never go head to head with a girl for a man’
Taylor needs to add Bad B*tch as a bonus track on Reputation
‘Salt air’ could raise me from the dead
I need to take compassionate leave to mourn Whitney not winning
To buy the game in full now costs you over £1000
Scott is MY national treasure
Yep, boob growing Barbie from the film is real
Allan is the people’s princess
I can already hear screams of ‘Shangela was robbed’
Even horse girlies are bored
Never forget that you are Kenough
A woeful night for Mitchel
Scott VS Mitch was for the history books
Scott should send a handwritten apology to Emeli Sande
Greta Gerwig’s insane for this
Peak if you get Midge
The producers were chucking dollars at them this season
Pausing Barbie when she says ‘do you guys ever think about dying?’ to watch Oppenheimer
If I got lumped with Abi I’d be ordering an Uber
I need my girlies to patch things UP
Lisa’s level is my safe space
It’s got its own little TikTok jingle for the LADS
‘Never trusting a primal season ever again’
Never been more jealous of Love Islanders in my life
‘AI will not replace us’
‘Not a soaking clock!’
This last week has been a slog
I guess he just forgot gay men bigger than a size small also enjoy sex and partying
Why does RuPaul look like Joni Mitchell?
1989 has been done so dirty
Jake Cornish never recovered
This is the weirdest thing to imagine
Justice for Scott!!!
Shannel and Roxxxy on a season together is not a want but a need
‘It’s a cinematic triumph – poignant, clever and hilarious’
Shaking over the Hayley Williams feature
I’ve already had to block Ellen Degeneres
Love Island is lacking love
Just say exclusive like the rest of us!
Sammy and Montel are Tyrique’s minions
This has no business being so satisfying
Catherine don’t do this to us!!!
Not the Loch Henry trio doing the Spider-Man meme
Elon Musk is shaking
TV peaked in 2008 with a Big Brother zombie apocalypse and an undead Davina McCall
Nobody asked for this
Number three is so random
Trying my hardest not to be Brutal
Ryan Gosling singing I’m Just Ken needs an Oscar
Nobody speak to me
The pirate theme is a … choice
Six episodes were ordered, but only five are going to air
They make my blood boil
‘In an ideal world, you’d watch it once and then it would change’
Feel 12 years old laughing at this
It’s one mishap after another
New shotgun alert!
The vibes are immaculate
Sammy was a jumpscare
I have now indeed got that Summertime Sadness
She’s an icon, she’s a legend and she is the moment
I don’t know what to believe anymore
If you didn’t see the Shut Up and Dance twist coming, I don’t know what to tell you
Erm, have we been watching the same series?
The worst episode ever just got even worse
Why lose what makes it special?
How was this overlooked!?
One episode was inspired by I’m A Celeb
You’re in the sub for 12 hours, but the whole trip lasts 10 days
The quality took a Nosedive
I’ve still not recovered from this episode
He’s a Cambridge graduate
Demon 79 is the first episode to get the Red Mirror branding
I believe in season three supremacy
Don’t worry: Mazey Day is last
Still feel sick after the twist in Loch Henry
Leigh-Anne Pinnock understood the assignment with her new banger
How the hell are they making content with The Jonas Brothers?
I thought I was free of this Lea Michele hell
When will I be free from these destructive shackles?
Joan Is Pretty Decent
The consequences from the dinner party are still being felt…
I will never moan about week one again
Mehdi is the one most likely to wake up and make everyone a coffee so they’re ready for the morning
‘I’ll fix my credit when you fix that drooping ass’
Not being dramatic but it was the worst day of my life
Situations escalated after a minor car crash
It’s making me want to go on holiday tbh
‘You know it takes a little bit more than them dropping a tank on me to take me out’
The worst Battle Pass of all time? Perhaps
Just deleted Hinge!
Completely bland, utterly boring – I’m dreading the next few months
Heidi N Closet is the latest to walk prematurely out of the Werk Room
Giddy up, Bella Goth!
All we need now is Smells Like Teen Spirit in Simlish
Jess an instant icon I fear
‘I love bum bum’? It’s gonna be a long summer
Ruling LGBTQ+ Islanders out as ‘logistically difficult’ isn’t going to cut it anymore
There are many reasons why Schofield is under fire, but his sexuality isn’t one of them
Young people are sick of starting our day with fake smiles from 50 year olds
This has done more damage for the vape community than health warnings ever could
He beat Jahméne 10 years ago and has been annoying us with his songs ever since
I’m not ready!!!
Molly looks like she doesn’t have the capacity to speak with an inside voice
She claims ‘They took over a year to pay me my winnings because they conveniently kept forgetting they owed me $100k’
Let’s get some regional queers on the telly
Mother Gareth was an icon as per
‘There’s no meeting in the middle when it comes to intimacy’
Queen Dannii Minogue is back to host
They’re out NEXT MONTH
You’d never go on a cruise if it wasn’t gifted, so get it off my FYP
‘Even the music is dreadful’
Yikes – it’s officially the worst rated HBO series of all time
How the hell is Ollie 27?
‘Not kissing Josh and then kissing Bobski three times didn’t sit right with me’
The sweet, sweet return of the webslingers
My timeline can’t stop padaming
Dan’s causing carnage already
If you’re feeling uncultured, you’re not alone
With half the cast London based, show’s only flaw is its failure to showcase the rest of the UK’s gay scene
New lad Dan’s Insta is a bit TOO sexy I fear
Me and the only two Fortnite friends I have are screwed
TikTok has changed everything this year
Groundbreaking without sacrificing Love Island levels of messiness – I love it
For those who also barely passed GCSE maths
Mrs Kasha Davis is better than Nicki Minaj when you think about it…
MILES MORALES KLAXON
Juicier than Eastenders
I’m gonna get annihilated in this mode I fear
My impatience is killing me
‘Get the help you need and leave me the f*ck alone’
I am all-consumingly invested
Queens all get the exposure they deserve without losing the tension of eliminations
This year has the least amount of countries competing since 2014
‘Because I’m not – that’s in Iraq, miles away, and f*cking dangerous’
We should preserve season nine’s in a museum
INSTEAD I WROTE A SONG
Peeta is a burden
God only know what Sims endured on the Makin’ Magic rollercoaster
I’m ready for the jungle biome
No way is Poker Face by Lady Gaga sneakily hidden in an emote
The ponytail is a slay
Sheer terror in the Mushroom Kingdom
The season seven ripped white dress changed lives
Is the production team running out of queens they want to return?
Three queens are allegedly banned from ever returning?
‘I know it’s not intended to be racist, but it feels like it is’
No one celebrates May the 4th like Fortnite
I would trust the Siddiquis with my life
Her social media presence is perfection
Nothing has ever mattered more
We need her disappearance adapted into a Netflix series
Eddie’s name in the title, don’t play with me like this…
Regular Sims 4 walls covered in windows is not a greenhouse, end of
Jimbo’s is literally giving Met Gala
Mrs Kasha Davis was ROBBED!
Never forget Shangela on Glee
All three Calvin Harris collabs are a stone-cold classics
There’s no outcry when Lewis Capaldi is on billboards in his underwear – and we all know why
‘Men can’t get pregnant, and anyone who believes otherwise needs locking up’
She gagged the Mushroom Kingdom when she got on the motorbike
TARDIS GLIDER KLAXON!!!
Streets are saying Kim Kardashian is playing a painter called Tanya
Cinema peaked when she got crushed by an asteroid in Disaster Movie
If you don’t have these essentials, you’re doing yourself dirty
It’s their chance to show the world exactly why they won
Instead of a young student mum, the £85k cash prize went to literal landed gentry
Just the people who need their son to win £85k
The Jenny wheel has once again been spun!
‘Everyone with nothing was happier than those with everything’
RuPaul has forced the queens to do her songs 36 times
How did I forget you can send bees to attack Sims you hate?
The Traitors, Rise and Fall and Tempting Fortune airing back to back? We’re not worthy
My bank account is weeping
Dirt bikes are BACK people!
Season 15’s Princess Poppy is the latest
‘On her press tour she made sure to say Tyra Sanchez didn’t deserve to win’
James stealing a tea bag that cost three grand was evil incarnate
Jack’s fall from grace needs to be studied
Replaying these as a palate cleanser after the film
They’re following each other on Insta and making dinner plans!
Never in my life have I been so on the edge of my seat at a cliffhanger
Will there even be any money left to win!?
This Barbie is writing her diss x
‘Even though we don’t communicate anymore, I’m quite teary writing this’
Bury me in Sasha Colby’s puffer look
Living in Willow Creek is such an ick
This could literally be the best thing to ever happen
I feel like I get nerdier every time I hear it
‘I deserve the same respect as everyone else – queer people aren’t going anywhere’
‘You’ve done great, I just don’t like you’
‘I know it’s called unconscious bias for a reason, but can nobody see what’s going on?’
‘I could not hold my pee in’
This is a place for legends
‘When people who look and act like me are given a platform, they’re deemed as the negative or the aggressor’
She’s dominating the cinema in Pearl and Infinity Pool right now
The Loosening never ends
When someone so queer is loved by your nan, you don’t feel as much of an outcast
‘I don’t think World of Wonder is thrilled with me doing a podcast, which is sad’
‘It had Loosey in shambles’
‘People can call me delusional – I earned a spot in the finale’
My favourite way to waste eight quid x
I want a divorce from My Wedding Stories
How is Margaret managing to break and heal my heart at the same time?
How is Loosey meant to live, laugh, let loose in these conditions?
If loving Snowy Escape is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
How is this even the same game!?
Oh yay, a gorgeous pier my Sims can do absolutely nothing on!
‘Stop finding reasons to talk about me, just admit you’re obsessed’
No OF COURSE she just fancied a Paddy’s Day pint!
The carnage is expected to erupt on tonight’s episode
Humble as ever
Lady Dimitrescu will always be mother
‘Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or events, is intentional’
I won’t rest until she adds Maroon and makes it 45
Two candidates were reduced to tears
Anyone fancy watching women be torn down and reduced to tears for an hour?
Have you remembered to Let Loose today?
‘My friends call me Karren’
Dani’s confidentiality agreement was the peak of comedy
Highlights include Joe calling The Apprentice a ‘business documentary’
‘Leonardo DiCaprio DOOP’
Thomas is the queen of podcasts
BeFake again for 2023
It’s got 3/5 on Goodreads!
In the film, Tyler suspects his dad might be a serial killer who was never caught
No he isn’t becoming 007 – don’t start
The nepo babies are loving it
No characters mention the title and it’s got nothing to do with the plot
Can someone please tell me why we’re in Norway?
The way we went from hating Tom to loving him must be studied
Manifesting a music video for Handstand
Mizuki is mother
Catch me NOT feeding Megan’s mealworm slush to my puppy
The Neo-Tokyo theme? INJECT IT
Everything Everywhere All at Once hive rise!
Justice for Casey Becker
Superpowers in the Marvel season? Elite
Need to know which one is Tyga’s favourite
Switch players have never known impatience like this
Already better than Valhalla’s boring England setting
Is AC going full horror?
The franchise will never be the same
Kassandra you will ALWAYS be famous
The SCU is what the MCU wishes it was
Her new single begs us to call her Mother, but I’m afraid we never will
A double firing tastes so sweet
I would enjoy a pint of Estrella with Bowser
The Idol’s script was described as ‘like a rape fantasy’
The bear being one of the girlies is so slay
Give me Hogwarts Legacy but in the world of Buffy I BEG
Mistress Isabelle Brooks hive rise up!
Gagging for a new Battle Pass
Avada Kedavra!
‘Your obsession with age and youth is just weird’
We’re living in hell
Hogwarts Legacy sold 12 million copies in its first two weeks
‘When a new Supreme rises, the old one fades away…’
You wouldn’t catch me dead on the Wind Wisp broom
I can taste the downfall of Olivia, and it tastes so sweet
‘I’ll make YOU disappear’
Face it: Gryffindor common room is mid
Icons only I fear
Playing Starfield immediately is not a want but a need
This game’s too gorgeous not to take pictures
Any destroy objects challenge is a friend of mine
‘There’s no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid’
AnGeLa BaSsEtT diD tHe tHiNg!
I want to give Martin a hug
Speaking Diagon Alley DLC into existence
Anetra VS Sasha was one for the herstory books
‘I feel a bit responsible and I really am sorry’
This is so ridiculous
Bring back the candidates from 2022!
Bring back Tupperware methinks
Rachel is still an absolute 10
I’m horrified this isn’t common knowledge?
Imagine stanning someone your whole life and then becoming besties with them?
Casually streaming my Angry Tuna Mix on the way to work
We need Bob back and we need it now
Steps could never
She’s simply a blessing from the Gods of reality TV
I won’t know peace until Jimbo gets a crown
Getting a score of 238 on this is my proudest academic achievement
It’s not happening for another month, when Real Friends of WeHo has ended…
Imagine being in the Dubai desert and getting told you have to make a glass of water last
Lord Sugar was livid
How they filmed the finale car scene has me shook!
‘It’s just a show – and girls like Aura don’t really get how that works’
‘You deserve every bit of criticism you get if you still support Rowling at this point’
Choriza May and Tia Kofi on the same season? Shaking!
They’ll forever be known as highlighter vapes to me
Sarah Lancashire getting all the cast and crew a goodbye candle is too cute
If you lived on Tumblr in 2014 you’re not going to be happy
Awkward flashbacks to when she refused to say Kaz’s name on her season
They’re all family to me (except Neil)
‘We’ve had another bit of a tussle – I won, obviously’
She needs her Olivia Colman Oscar nominated era next
We’re living in a world where ‘Ride dirty, drive clean’ managed to win
Everyone who hated this stupid little masterpiece hates fun
The toughest hero on telly is a middle aged woman from Yorkshire
Viv Deering from No Offence has huge Catherine Cawood vibes
Queer people exist, even amidst the apocalypse
I’m actually sobbing
Hayley Cropper popping up in season two was a fever dream
You don’t care about explicit music videos, you just can’t stand seeing fat queer people living their truth
How do you make buying asparagus look that hard?
Question one: Do you own a pair of GAA shorts?
‘We have a small mouse problem, but it’s only a problem depending on how you look at it’
Oh to be a sheep having its arse shaved by Will
I will hate Neil with my last breath
Will is too pure for this earth
The show would be nothing without them
‘We worked too hard and invested too much money for a 45 minute edit’
Erm, she got a standing ovation!?!?
This sound can put a London posho into a coma
Another impossible watch from Lord Sugar
Hayley Cropper’s red coat? Priceless
‘Her tootsies were a little bit dirty so we got them nice and clean’
I don’t want to see billionaires M to the B-ing
‘I in no way condone this abhorrent and shameful part of history’
Anything with the word ‘fungus’ in is pure horror
What’s Armond from The White Lotus doing here!?!?
Men aren’t allowed to use umbrellas apparently
Olivia is the icon of the year already – facts are facts
I can’t get over her spontaneously singing Titanium by Sia
She put chapstick up her nose
She’s got a phobia of milk
He says he’s after ‘Molly and Tommy success’
I am president of the Stacey Hate Club
You know things are bad when a candidate fires herself
I’LL DANCE DANCE DANCE WITH MY HANDS HANDS HANDS
Choosing a favourite Miley cover in this quiz was harder than my uni degree
Number two is so rogue
One girl spent more than the price of a brand new MacBook on 12 cans
Abdul coming closer for these people is not a want but a need
Someone tell Lord Sugar she needs his investment ASAP
This man’s life is beyond belief
Ron’s necklace is causing me great dismay
‘You better walk that f*cking duck’
Shock! They’re all young and fit
Abdul came closer, Abdul got banned
The end of a very cursed era
My life is infinitely better when this silly little show is airing
Can’t get over the candidates being forced to wear full business attire on the beach
‘I guess I’m more similar to Will than I thought’
Dani’s deffo the most likely to say ‘yoo hoo’ to Claude
Really craving a cheeseburger now
It currently has a higher score on Rotten Tomatoes than The Godfather
Oh to play Among Us in the bath with Benoit Blanc
Baw gawd, I’m torn!
That evil PE teacher is so familiar
I can’t believe we got 12 seasons in A YEAR?
‘I will bite, I will sting, and I will leave my mark’