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Long walks and Sunday roasts be GONE
Syed Hussain-Kazi called his housemate a homophobic slur before stabbing him with a kitchen knife
Awkward time to be an English student x
Despite not even owning an iPhone
‘I haven’t really listened’
Filling the major Pogue shaped hole in my life rn
Not her supervisor’s name being Ken!
‘I think it’s a real, real shame, because it shows that they haven’t watched the show properly’
Taylor’s new album features a song called ‘thanK you aIMee’ which is believed to be a massive dig at Kim
Weekend plans sorted
‘It was the most truthful scene of the entire show’
New pulling technique? Sorted
No one is safe!
‘He won’t reply to me. He hasn’t replied’
The title literally spells out KIM!!
The 17-year-old also tried to kill a teacher in ‘horrific attack’
‘We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist’ is an actual lyric
‘People really out here selling themselves for some views/likes’
‘How sad that a woman in the position to share her expertise and experience chooses instead to attack another woman’
He’s a writer on Sex Education
She just filed a restraining order against her husband
He had a huge role on the show
She already issued a restraining order against him and is demanding spousal support
Ready to throw my phone out of a window
Nah I’m not sleeping tonight
She’s also demanding he pays her spousal support
He got back in touch with his wife after the saga went viral
I am eternally jealous
Ermmm okay??
Not the sassy judge
Leo Woodall and Ambika Mod supremacy
She’s been earning £125k a day since she was BORN
The whole internet giving it Sherlock Holmes right now
Refuse to believe that the guy who plays Prince Andrew is Jasper from The Holiday
Was really hoping this was just made up for the show
She’s got big hun energy
He also chased her around their flat with a knife
I can finally rest easy now
In her hot girl summer era
Whilst your VC earns enough to buy a small island
Gypsy’s husband Ryan was allegedly unhappy with all the time she spent with her dad
People are SHOOK
Okay but why is it so creepy??
Our queen moving FAST
Anything beats going back to mum and dads, I guess
I am SICK of being put in scrolling jail right now
He only gave their relationship a ’50/50 chance’ of working since she ‘jumps into things without thinking’
But how else am I gonna procrastinate in the lib now?
Waitrose pistachio egg is big Oxford energy
Not Charlie getting into a hot tub fully clothed
Cambridge students everywhere crying as we speak
Temu’s terms and conditions says it can use your ‘likeness, voice and opinion’ however it likes
Okay but this is kinda terrifying
Guess you should never have given up your childhood dreams of being a vet
Feeling victimised by a riddle right now
Taylor Swift university coming when??
Is it too late to change??
Just take me back to primary school why don’t you?
Hate to break it to you but he’s now married with two kids
I don’t know what I expected but it wasn’t this
The biggest student loan owed by one person is over £230,000
Yes, they’re not all Oxbridge
One of Eddie’s costs £2 million alone!
Leo Woodall ripping out a wine cork with his teeth? Yes please
Theo James did all of his own stunts
Dundee anyone??
She has two kids called Rumble Honey and Slim Easy with Lucky Blue Smith
Not Dundee medicine students earning more than Oxford??
All the TikTok girlies are going FERAL right now
She went to goat yoga??
Whilst your grotty room is full of mould and silverfish
He’s weirdly obsessed with helicopters which feels like a red flag
Our queen was back sipping martinis and dancing on the yacht in no time
She’s now starring in Netflix’s new show The Gentlemen
My mind is boggled right now
You might wanna keep the day job a little bit longer
Can’t tell if I’m more obsessed with her or her adorable dog
‘Okay, I’m a Karen’ she admitted
Russell Jordan Jones was mistaken for a gang member and ‘blasted with a shotgun’
Odds on Kate going back to study graphic design x
Kate’s Photoshopping has resulted in a lot of wild conspiracy theories
I would just lose it on the spot
What is it with missing fingers??
He sent his bags to her office and wanted her to ‘be his Valentine’
Big yikes!
‘I do occasionally experiment with editing’
Refusing to accept his relationship hard launch x
Female staff at one university are paid 24.74 per cent less than male staff
Excited for my worst year ever!!
Leo Woodall keeping us FED right now
Okay but imagine ‘loaning’ your halls room to Jacob Elordi
Eton isn’t actually top!
My life is infinitely better now I know what Dexter’s handwriting looks like
Dex’s signet ring vs Connell’s chain
She shared her favourite line which was cut from the show
He asked one student assault victim if they were ‘aware of the effect they had on men’, but has now secured a post at another college
Crying at him calling his own character ‘a tit’
One of them gets more Oxbridge offers than Eton
I can never look at the show the same again
Emily Smith
