It’s like Christmas but for all the annoying people like me x
‘It was absolutely freezing, I’m wearing three jumpers right now’
In other words, which Christmas markets are the most TikTok famous?
I need to know the secret of Celtic studies grads??
It’s a bad time to be a creative arts graduate
Players were told to find female Jewish students as dates
And it’s surprisingly not medicine students
Screaming crying and just want someone to peel my orange
‘The people at the show, who put it together, are not giving us support to bring her home’
‘We utterly condemn the abuse that has been posted and shared’
He gave her a friendship bracelet with his number on it STOP IT
The highest earning Russell Group VC earned over £714,000 in 2022
Feeling all kinds of shame for obsessing over a literal child killer
People are only just finding out she played Zoey in the Nickelodeon show
Buddy’s brother Michael is now 31!
Trigger warning: Bald Harry
Channel your inner Francis Bourgeois
Forever now panicking that I posted a drunk pic on the main and not close friends grid
If you do any of these then I’m afraid you’re the problem
A video shows someone climbing out of a drain
Pigs everywhere are weeping
One student said: ‘It’s worrying. I think a lot of Jewish students don’t really feel supported through this’
Hairless Styles is not the one
Students in the south are twice as likely to get into Oxbridge as northern students
‘I looked up to him, I learned comedic timing from that guy’
Why does it sound like the Go Compare man
Where’s the cheesy cover song at?
English lit isn’t anywhere on here, soz
I too would drop out if I was offered a multi-million pound acting career
It cost over £150 in petrol because she couldn’t get a slot near her
Not Harry Styles without any hair to style!
‘What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and you were an ant?’
I have literally never felt more chronically single
Big red flag if you’re a Christoper fan
His granddaughter confirmed he passed away in a statement on Instagram
I’m sure Cole Sprouse is really glad he studied geographical information systems and satellite imaging
The university has asked police to launch an investigation into the incident
Another TikTok alleged that TALA ‘isn’t actually as sustainable as it wants to seem’
Awks that Oxford and Cambridge are up there
Liverpool applications skyrocketing rn
First came The Good Uni Guide, then came The Tab’s Greggs Uni Guide
Apparently they’ve been ‘inseparable’
I would literally die for Saku
‘They’re just waiting for the bodies to stack up before they fix anything’
She has an estimated net worth of $20 million
Staff-student relationships are permitted at 18 Russell Group universities
Not the High School Musical and Gilmore Girls crossover
Some of these literally have their own art galleries
Shocked and upset computer science students are up there
Tories in training!
Brb dropping out of uni now
Her great-grandma was arrested for not being able to read or write
I fear this is all Zoella’s doing
This might actually be too much of a coincidence
This year’s ad is called ‘Traditions Grow’
It literally suggested dressing up as an emoji and I’m upset
She even has Elly Belly!
Some people literally just got a door so RIP I guess
The student found a ‘woman sitting on [their] bed in a lingerie robe’ in their hotel room
She apparently has an estimated net worth of over £8 million
One course only accepts 4.6 per cent of all the people who apply
Which uni has the biggest chorus of annoying coughing in lectures?
This is every sad girl’s Roman Empire
There have been 59 ghost sightings at one UK uni
I’m switching back to a Nokia brick after this
The hygiene rating of my fave kebab shop has nothing to do with me!
There have been Just Stop Oil protests at 10 UK unis so far this week
Kirk would break a record for going to every single uni in the country at once
No uni is safe from the orange paint!
On average, 278 humanities students drop out because of their mental health per year
Sleepy girl era is CANCELLED for architecture students
Today marks World Mental Health Day 2023
The main takeaway? Start as many campus flash mobs as you physically can
Uh oh – a third of Russell Group students think their SU is doing a bad job
The Brighton student said: ‘It’s devastating. I’m trying to remain strong and positive and just try to fight it as best I can’
Rah Bartholomew are you coming to the College chalet this year?
A man has just been charged with ‘soliciting to commit murder and incitement to commit kidnap’
‘I’m only wearing heels if you’re wearing heels’
Tell me why my room had silverfish and mould and some people have THIS
Apparently, the UK could be heading towards a huge bed bug invasion
Not her issuing an apology to all dogs
Applying for music at Oxford just for bragging rights really
‘For those you that bought gig tickets and ended up on a budget flight to Tenerife, I apologise’
She’s going to be debating… veganism?
Enrolling for Swift studies at Queen Mary NOW
Imperial College London is just the equivalent of Barbie land apparently
Your bog standard Russell Group might not make the cut here
Uni lecturers are quaking right now
She made over £65 at a Bristol student club night from photos with people
Not really the Oxford dark-academia dream you signed up for is it?
The company directors made £435,000 EACH in 2022
Students at UWE in Bristol received their student finance payments late due to missing grades from the marking boycott
‘It was hot – the kind of heat that makes you yearn for the weather to cool down’ is genuinely one of the first lines
Apparently it’s named after a hotel?
Peak for the 42 unis that are still striking though
It was a big year for weed confiscations
In one case, someone was arrested over the sexual assault of a 13-year-old girl
Get me to the Llandudno Wilko leaving drinks now
Emily Smith
