The cringiest email addresses from when you were a teenager
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Back in the glory days of MSN when we’d stay up past 9pm for a bit of ‘nudging’, the internet was not short of imaginative email addresses and screen names.
Whether your addy was a mess of kisses and full stops, or if you were blessed to be creative enough to come up with something slightly quirky and cool, it’s time to re-embrace the cringe email address.
These naughties gems are so bad that they’re good.
“I was seriously fucking cute.”
“I really liked the gym class heroes and thought I was good at rugby. Turns out that they were crap and I never grew past 3’1″
“I’ve seen McFly seven times and Tom is definitely my soul mate. I was genuinely heartbroken that I didnt get to see McBusted so I’m getting this lyric tattooed this summer instead.”
“It’s not even my name but I thought it sounded cute.”
“Because every ‘milliemoo’ from 1 to 199 was already taken”
“firstname.lastname@example.org was taken, so I decided to be bold. Much much much too bold.”
“I always wanted it to be my car number plate”
“I made this when I was in first year at uni because I was Cambridge’s finest chonger”
“Because ‘black beauty’ was taken”
“Because Charizard would dick all over Venusaur. And no one gives a shit about Blastoise”
“I wanted something that rhymed and this was the first thing that came into my head.”
“I don’t have a fucking clue… I just thought it worked”
“I sided with England in the England vs. Turkey Euro 2004 qualifiers so this seemed like an obvious choice.”
“I thought I was bloody edgy aged 10, and couldn’t be dealing with kisses”
“I was the edgy Milkybar kid essentially”
Literally no explanation for this anonymous shocker, even the dog’s ashamed…
“My brother said I would be really cool and have loads of friends…”
“When I was 14 I had a baby face so I adopted it as nickname but soon realised they were actually bullying me a bit.
“This addy is still in use, so hit me up girls!”