Dapper Laughs made a horrendous rape joke…do you want him in your town?

I bet he’s proper moist…with tears


• Comic told audience member ‘you’re gagging for a rape’
• He is touring 13 UK towns this winter 
• Cardiff SU already banned him from appearing, would you?

Slimy star Dapper Laughs made a horrific rape joke in a stand-up show during his UK tour.

The idiot comic told a female audience member she was “gagging for rape” as part of a long joke about rape.

In a video of a London gig, he is seen telling the woman: “She’s gagging for a rape. Yep, we’ll have a chat afterwards. She’s having a chat about yeah, I get quite tight but I get a bit… poor girl.

“Do you want to come backstage after? Bring two of your mates, you’ll need them.”

He has already lost his ITV series and Cardiff Union also cancelled a Dapper Laughs gig booked in February after journalism student Vicky Chandler started a petition.

He’s still due to perform in Glasgow, Birmingham, Bournemouth, Leicester, Nottingham, Bristol, Manchester, Newcastle, Liverpool, Leeds, and Oxford.

The “gagging” line was part of an extended sequence about sexually assaulting women.

Dapper, real name Daniel O’Reilly, told his audience: “I filmed six episodes, half an hour each.

“If it was a guide to rape, it would have done one five-minute episode, come on and go ‘Oi Oi, I’m Dapper Laughs, go down the shops, get some rope, bit of duct tape, rape the bitch, well done, see you later’.”

He added: “You can’t rape women, no, you can’t rape women” before a male audience member responded: “Yes you can.”

This is as close as we could get to photographic of Dapper's supposedly mighty johnson.

ITV axed his show “Dapper Laughs: On The Pull” which saw the sleazy former estate agent from Woking offer dating advice to loveless contestants.

A spokesperson said: “Comedy is subjective and we appreciate the content of the show might not be to everyone’s taste.

“We regret that any of our viewers were offended.”

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Have you got any funny rape jokes? No, that’s because there aren’t any, you wanker.