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Love Island could be cancelled ‘very soon’, warns ITV boss

He ruled out filming the show in Cornwall

Some genius has made a Spotify playlist of all the best TikTok mashups

Can’t wait to play this at pres in 2022

If you can’t get a B on this GCSE Physics test your education was a waste

Bet you can’t name even one of Newton’s laws, you idiot

Meet the teens leaving home to move into the UK’s first TikTok house

One of them dropped out of uni to move in

I dropped out of uni to become a full-time TikToker

‘I thought if I don’t take this opportunity now, it might not be there for me when I get back’

Oh Polly takes prize back from student nurse as she was on shift during event

The brand has since apologised and offered to send her the package

A study into why boys like Too Hot to Handle’s Harry are actually fit

You need to stop lying to yourself

Oxford Uni to begin human trials for new coronavirus vaccine this week

Tests are due to begin on Thursday

7,500 of you voted, and we can reveal no one cares about your 30 Day Song Challenge

Sorry pal

We need to accept facts: Too Hot to Handle is better than Love Island

There is no debate here

Vote: These Instagram challenges are all bad, but which is definitively the worst?

Nobody asked for the 30 day song challenge to return

Policing students made voyeurism jokes in their group chat

They suggested one of them have sex with a student while the others hid and watched

All the evidence Mr Schue from Glee should have been locked up

His rapping was as unacceptable as his vests

Inside the Hype House: The LA mansion where all the biggest TikTokers live

IMAGINE getting to make TikToks non-stop every day

Quiz: Could you answer all of Charles Ingram’s original questions and win £1 million?

*Cough* *cough*

Introducing: The 25 types of people you’ll find on TikTok

Why are there so many teenagers making sex faces?

These 21 memes hit different if you’ve tested positive for missing the homies

Can’t wait to cuddle when we get out of lockdown

Supermarket workers tell us the maddest things they’ve seen during the pandemic

‘A shoplifter tried to use the 2m distancing rule to keep people away from him while he walked out’

The best memes about Ed Miliband’s return to the shadow cabinet for the Milistans

Surprise, bitch. Bet you thought you saw the last of me

Tell us how you play Animal Crossing and we’ll tell you how successful you’ll be

Do you have Tom Nook’s drive or not?

The full story behind the Australian TikTok everyone’s going mad for rn

‘I will not be lectured about misogyny by this man’

Here’s how we mugged you off for April Fools’ at universities all over the UK

As if Exeter would revoke Katie Hopkins’ degree

Houseparty says there’s ‘no evidence’ to suggest the app is to blame for data leaks

They’ve said users should pick strong passwords

There are 11 lockdown personalities and I’m about to tell you which one you are

This is your future

We spoke to the guy behind the fake property shows going massive on TikTok

His student DJ impression is also pretty spot-on

British Medicine students on electives trapped in Tonga in COVID-19 pandemic

We spent thousands of pounds arranging flights

SU president pictured dressed up as Holocaust victim at house party

In an Instagram post he said: ‘In dire need of a shower after last night’s social’

How to get on the TikTok for you page: A step-by-step guide

What else are you going to do in quarantine?

Meet the Exeter second year hand-delivering care packages to self-isolating students

He is the hero we need, not the one we deserve

Manchester Uni cancels all summer on-campus exams due to COVID-19

Progress will instead be evaluated ‘across the year’

UEA is developing a COVID-19 testing kit that could be available ‘in weeks’

It takes just 50 minutes from sample to result

21 memes about Gal Gadot’s cringe Imagine video to see you through quarantine

No, we did not collectively hallucinate this

Glasgow University cancels first and second year exams due to COVID-19

There will be a small number of exceptions

Attackers shout ‘coronavirus’ at Chinese Glasgow student before ripping his clothes

Police are investigating the incident

Liverpool Uni student tests positive for COVID-19

Staff were informed by email

Bournemouth SU Summer Ball cancelled due to COVID-19

Organisers said it was ‘no longer viable’ to keep planning the event

COVID-19: Manchester SU cancels gigs, club nights, and graduation ball

The SU building will remain open, although this is subject to change

Manchester Uni closes all buildings and cancels classes due to COVID-19

Halls of residence will remain open

Warwick University cancels all classes and exams due to COVID-19

Exams will be replaced with ‘alternate assessments’

Glasgow cancels offer-holders’ day after three confirmed Covid-19 cases

It is unknown whether the three are staff or students

If you can’t get 8/12 on this coronavirus quiz you should probably self-isolate right now

Wash your hands for 20 seconds before you take this

Urban Outfitters closes all stores because of coronavirus

If you listen closely you can hear the hearts of millions of VSCO girls breaking

All UEA teaching to be moved online from Monday

The University will remain open

A St Andrews student has tested positive for coronavirus

They are self-isolating after returning from Switzerland

Glasgow rugby Varsity called off three hours before kick-off

‘There’s no-one more disappointed than our boys’

100 Warwick Business students set to boycott exam tomorrow because of coronavirus

‘We are trying to talk sense into the university that is all’

‘Someone did a line at 2pm’: The wildest things ever spotted in a lecture

niNe GRanD fOr THis?!?!

This is what it’s actually like to self-isolate at uni because of coronavirus

Takeaways have to be dropped at the doorstep

Uni launches investigation after lecturer kicks student out for being late

‘Sorry you’re too late. You can go out and come back in later’

Stirling occupiers are suing the uni for threatening to kick them out of accommodation

Their lawyers say the Uni acted ‘unlawfully’

Once and for all: Which uni degree is the lamest of all time?

It’s Classics, isn’t it?

Which British universities should the 2020 Love Islanders have gone to?

Finley is Nottingham through and through

SKUM promises to be more inclusive and tackle ‘damaging behaviours’ following investigation

‘We agree there has been some unacceptable behaviour in the club’

Last night’s episode of Love Island was a mistake and should not have happened

Two days away wasn’t long enough

UoM student asked Calvin Harris if she could pin his d*ckpic to her fridge, and he replied

She then left him on read, savage

German-speakers reveal what’s actually being said in *that* weird TikTok

‘Biiiiiiiiiiitch’

MMU student with ‘fixation’ on diet died after being hit by a train, inquest hears

His diet consisted of mashed-up greens and fruits

Assembly cancels event ‘out of respect’ for Coventry student who died on Friday

The event was due to take place on Friday

Edinburgh Uni security kicks farmers out of debate over the sale of beef on campus

17 of them showed up, but the venue was at max capacity

Assembly allegedly stopped serving water on night of Coventry student’s death

Bar staff were allegedly told off for handing out free water

19-year-old who died from suspected MDMA overdose at Assembly was a Coventry student

The University is ‘liaising with police’

Lakeside students try to quarantine their Chinese flatmate amid coronavirus scare

The University has prohibited all uni-related travel to China’s Hubei province

Want to write for The Tab at Manchester uni? Here’s how you can get involved

We break the biggest stories on campus

UoM third-year found in car park after taking his own life, inquest hears

He left a note saying it was ‘difficult to continue’

Glasgow student’s mates drive to see her at uni after she gets cheated on

They came all the way from Edinburgh awhhh

‘I actually feel sick with how anxious I am’: King’s students react to Champion Hill eviction

‘We have no idea what’s going on, that’s for sure’

BU on lockdown after a witness mistook running vest for suicide vest

A helicopter was seen overhead

Man charged with murder of King’s student stabbed outside Harrod’s

The man handed himself in to police

A Glasgow Law fresher was put in a coma by a single punch

He was attacked outside Firewater

Manchester Economics lecturer died at sea trying to save his son from drowning

He was described as ‘a great person and a loving father’

Heriot-Watt graduate named as one of those killed in Iran plane crash

An Imperial PhD student was also killed

KCL Dentistry student slides in UoM third-year’s DMs with a full cover letter

She hired him ‘as a friend’

Southampton Psychology fresher found dead in halls bedroom

She was described as a ‘kind’ friend with a ‘big beautiful smile’

At least 75 Soton students were reportedly unable to vote yesterday

The SU President said it was due to an admin error

UEA student stabbed in the stomach during a fight outside campus

Three people have been arrested

42’s bouncer sacked for saying student ‘too ugly to worry about getting raped’

The club has apologised ‘wholeheartedly’ for the bouncer’s remarks

23-year-old Cambridge grad named as second London Bridge victim

She was described as ‘funny and kind’

BREAKING: Police have shot someone on London Bridge

A lorry is blocking the carriageway

UoM agrees to review fossil fuel investment after students threaten hunger strike

The university currently invests £12 million in fossil fuels

Glasgow students criticise police for keeping quiet about sex attacks

A series of sexual assaults weren’t reported until weeks later

Speaker at GURFC anniversary event joked about ‘ugly lesbians giving birth’

The speakers have since apologised

Fire brigade called after Solent student blows up fridge trying to de-ice it

‘We heard sizzling and smelt gas then it exploded’

UoM security is denying fossil fuel protesters access to food

The group has been in the John Owens Building for two days now

GURFC apologises for ‘sexist’ and ‘racist’ remarks made at anniversary event

The clubs say they were ‘shocked and appalled’

Glasgow Uni to increase security following reports of sexual assault

There have been four assaults near the West End

Glasgow ‘providing guidance’ to get students back safely from Hong Kong

There are 19 Glasgow students on exchange in Hong Kong

Exclusive: Karen from Outnumbered is a fresher at the Uni of Manchester

She’s been spotted at parties in Beech Court

Check out these Manc freshers getting hooned on their first big night out

I too remember my first beer

Tributes paid to Edinburgh student who died at a house party

He was described as ‘the kindest, most loving person that anyone could ever meet’

Leeds student makes £600 a day selling her old clothes

Makes your Depop look a bit tragic in comparison

Twitter removes KCL student’s Twitter account thinking he’s a Chinese agent

But he says he’s never been to China

UoL drops academic sanctions for students who don’t pay rent on time

The sanctions had left some students unable to graduate or re-enrol

Exclusive: Piers Morgan’s son is going to Bristol Uni

He says he’s considering Oxbridge though

Tributes paid to Cambridge student who died ‘falling from a plane’ in Madagascar

She was described as ‘a bright, independent young woman’

Glasgow student sentenced to prison for sexually assaulting a woman

The woman said she felt the attack ‘lasted forever’

New report confirms KCL sent list of student names to police ahead of Queen’s visit

One email refers to activists as ‘disgruntled students’

Student says costume left her ‘hanging out’, brand says it was upside down

She said her vagina was ‘hanging out constantly’

25-year-old charged with threatening students in Amory building with fake gun

The man has been charged and will appear in court next week

Exeter Uni on lockdown after ‘student made threats with gun’

The Amory building has been evacuated

King’s College London spent over £16,000 on the Queen’s visit

On that day, specific students had their ID cards deactivated

KCL congratulated themselves for a 64-like tweet in the middle of the Brunei degree scandal

They said the likes were ‘a good sign’