We’ve sorted them so you don’t have to
You need to use 3D touch, obviously
His Insta is the 2019 thirst-trap we deserve
The angels all got Fiat 500s for their 17th birthdays
She does 15 hour study days
You wouldn’t sing the N-word
Durham said his views were ‘objectionable and ill-judged’
Sam literally called her ‘not loyal’
They’ve been working with East Durham Trust
All they’re bringing is a few tinnies
He also said: ‘Please don’t lynch me’
He left them in a pizza box
Wait till you see how much he spent on flowers
The lecturer’s knees were dislocated
We’ve included their instas – you’re welcome
They protec and they attac
Tom Haynes
