‘Remember when you made my first television gig a living hell?’
It is being treated as a hate crime
Tom Nook would love it at LSE
Don’t be planning your BBQ just yet, buster
There’s a nuance people are missing here
Norwich will haunt me until my dying day
hE wAS teSTiNG HiS eyEsIGht GUys!!!
No prizes for guessing where Lewis Capaldi is on here
Tap the neck, tap the body, then chop
It’s a pretty simple litmus test
Incoming students are facing a socially distanced Freshers’. Will they go through with it?
Take up thine frying pan, knight of the clap
Some have postponed Freshers’ weeks
‘It’s sad we won’t get to say goodbye to all our course mates’
They are the first uni in the UK to confirm the move to online next year
It’s a TikTok reference, in case you didn’t know
They didn’t even interview David lmaoooooooo
See you all tonight lads
A moment of silence for that poor poor Pringles tube
How is this real?
Are you the silent one or the FIT silent one?
A crowdfund has already raised the money to pay the fine
He ruled out filming the show in Cornwall
Can’t wait to play this at pres in 2022
Bet you can’t name even one of Newton’s laws, you idiot
One of them dropped out of uni to move in
‘I thought if I don’t take this opportunity now, it might not be there for me when I get back’
The brand has since apologised and offered to send her the package
You need to stop lying to yourself
Tests are due to begin on Thursday
Derby University is launching a full investigation
Nobody asked for the 30 day song challenge to return
They suggested one of them have sex with a student while the others hid and watched
His rapping was as unacceptable as his vests
IMAGINE getting to make TikToks non-stop every day
*Cough* *cough*
Why are there so many teenagers making sex faces?
Can’t wait to cuddle when we get out of lockdown
‘A shoplifter tried to use the 2m distancing rule to keep people away from him while he walked out’
Surprise, bitch. Bet you thought you saw the last of me
Do you have Tom Nook’s drive or not?
‘I will not be lectured about misogyny by this man’
As if Exeter would revoke Katie Hopkins’ degree
That’s enough to pay people to play Houseparty with you!
They’ve said users should pick strong passwords
Habs I thought you were better than this
Not the TikToker… anyone but the TikToker
His student DJ impression is also pretty spot-on
I’m just going to leave this here
We spent thousands of pounds arranging flights
Who is this Tom Nook and why does he control my LIFE??
In an Instagram post he said: ‘In dire need of a shower after last night’s social’
What else are you going to do in quarantine?
He is the hero we need, not the one we deserve
Restaurants will still be allowed to offer takeaway services
Progress will instead be evaluated ‘across the year’
It takes just 50 minutes from sample to result
No, we did not collectively hallucinate this
There will be a small number of exceptions
Police are investigating the incident
Organisers said it was ‘no longer viable’ to keep planning the event
Realistically what else are you going to do?
The SU building will remain open, although this is subject to change
Halls of residence will remain open
Exams will be replaced with ‘alternate assessments’
It is unknown whether the three are staff or students
Wash your hands for 20 seconds before you take this
If you listen closely you can hear the hearts of millions of VSCO girls breaking
They are self-isolating after returning from Switzerland
‘There’s no-one more disappointed than our boys’
‘We are trying to talk sense into the university that is all’
Takeaways have to be dropped at the doorstep
‘Sorry you’re too late. You can go out and come back in later’
Their lawyers say the Uni acted ‘unlawfully’
Finley is Nottingham through and through
‘We agree there has been some unacceptable behaviour in the club’
Two days away wasn’t long enough
She then left him on read, savage
Don’t even get me started on the theme song
His diet consisted of mashed-up greens and fruits
People are NOT happy with her
The event was due to take place on Friday
17 of them showed up, but the venue was at max capacity
Tom Haynes
