Durham said his views were ‘objectionable and ill-judged’
Sam literally called her ‘not loyal’
Anyone fancy some Wii bowl?
They’ve been working with East Durham Trust
All they’re bringing is a few tinnies
He also said: ‘Please don’t lynch me’
He left them in a pizza box
Wait till you see how much he spent on flowers
The lecturer’s knees were dislocated
We’ve included their instas – you’re welcome
They protec and they attac
Bend it like Bentham, amirite?
They love The Beers™
They’re here to kick ass and take names
Imagine Wild Child but with blokes
Summer exams will definitely be affected if no previous negotiation is reached
Pour one out for the Safe Space Marshalls
From the one time bang to the full scale of extra
The Tab King’s
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