That bio is sooo Durham
The advert was telling people how use one correctly
Students will face disciplinary action if they break social distancing rules
Her outfit seems to change depending on fans’ comment
Her contract changed days before she entered the villa
Siri, play ‘That Should Be Me’
You can see ALL of them within 2km
He was found unresponsive at his home in Kent
Your ex just found ‘the one’ didn’t he?
Surgeons feared it might explode inside him
Ugh ruin my shoes and drip sweat on me already
Brb getting a fan to cope with this heat
‘I was in so much pain but I couldn’t scream – it was horrifying’
Can’t disappoint the parents any more so why not?!
The petition got over 1,000 signatures in 24 hours
‘The clouds are literally in the same position in both photographs’
Organisers gave protestors masks and water
The delayed event will be on-campus, Liverpool has confirmed
‘I’m still waiting for my iPad and my whole wardrobe’
Something other than your ceiling to stare at today
‘I thought I’d just overdone the squats’
Because what else are you meant to drool over now everything’s shut?
‘When the hostess came up to me and said ‘Champagne sir?’ I knew I’d made it’
Time to bin Tinder and begin love
Need a cheaper library break than a Tesco run?
Will he prefer Concert Square over Albert Square??
Feel like pure shit just want her back (if she goes) x
Her mum said her daughter ‘would not even consider’ UoL
But WHO will be looking after Elly Belly on the 7th December?
Do you REALLY need another Raz hat???
If our love doesn’t match this then I don’t want it
More like NObility online!
He trains 20 minutes from Smithdown
So there really is hope!
I guess you really are what you live in
The only occasion a bus diversion didn’t piss me off
I’ll pass on Carnatic thanks x
Crying in the toilets is so 2018
Shock! It’s not Law
The university have since issued an apology
Oh no yet another reason to not go to the library
Some of these are wild
Watch and learn, Freshers.
Ah, university: Alcohol, lectures, and snakes.
Every contestant is fit, but are they Carnatic fit?
Move over cheap drinks and everything covered in gravy – this is the real bonus for moving up north for uni
Uber surge prices can fuck right off
Is your on-campus preference a matter of taste or intelligence?
Miracles on Seel Street
Urban Dictionary is fundamental to university life.
New Year, New Me *Yawn*
You divvy, you goosed a scally in the ozzy????
Shagging your flatmate probably wasn’t a good idea
Vine court is old news