Every contestant is fit, but are they Carnatic fit?

Move over cheap drinks and everything covered in gravy – this is the real bonus for moving up north for uni

Uber surge prices can fuck right off

Is your on-campus preference a matter of taste or intelligence?

Urban Dictionary is fundamental to university life.

New Year, New Me *Yawn*

You divvy, you goosed a scally in the ozzy????

Shagging your flatmate probably wasn’t a good idea