Let’s all bask in these 101 beautiful photos of Harry Styles

We are not worthy of this man


The English language is a unique in many ways. For example, did you know “uncopyrightable” is the longest English word that contains no letter more than once? Or that the word “Checkmate” in chess comes from the Persian phrase “Shah Mat,” which means “the king is helpless”? But as great as it is, what the English vocabulary does lack are the requisite words to describe just how fit Harry Styles is.

For those of us with functioning eyes, looking at Harry Styles triggers something spiritual, primal, and sometimes scary within us. You don’t even have to be attracted to men to admit you’d not even hesitate to throw your worldly possessions off a cliff for the chance to stand within 10 feet of Harry while he eats a watermelon so intensely it causes nearby models to throw their heads back in ecstasy. He is fit in a kind of transcendent way that means every time he does drop a music video the the internet shudders to a halt like everyone on it just re-experienced their very first orgasm.

I could write a book about how fit this man is, and many people have. But in truth, Harry’s beauty can only be shown rather than told, and these 101 embeds taken from the horny saints who run his stan accounts do just that. So shoo your boyfriend out of the room, draw the blinds, whack on your oil diffuser, and grab yourself a slice of watermelon. This will make you feel things.


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