Maddy Mussen
Assistant Editor

Posh wanks and field parties: People’s worst secondary school sex stories

You lot are rancid

If you can’t get 10/12 on this Derry Girls quiz you’re not a true fan

Okay but what’s the sexy priest’s name?

Boys who don’t have sex with girls on their period are WEAK

Sorry if you can’t handle the truth

Someone recalled all of Jack Edwards’ books as soon as he put them on Insta

This is next level petty

Sandi Toksvig just officially quit Bake Off

BUT NOEL WILL BE SO LONELY!?

Bet you can’t guess all the classifications of these drugs correctly

No seriously, they’re all over the place

You shouldn’t be having sex if you can’t ace this secondary school sex ed quiz

Siri what is the labia majora

Take this quiz to see how well you remember Wild Child

Alexa play Tambourine by Eve x

QUIZ: Which Little Women sister are you?

We can’t all be Amy x

Who is Florence Pugh? Little Women star and everyone’s current girl crush

Honestly I’m obsessed

‘My mate fancies you’: The wildest texts people have got from their dealers

Sorry mate, mum’s got the car til 10

Remembering Ugly Betty: The best forgotten TV show of our generation

THE PONCHO

Every dating app bio to avoid like the plague in 2020

I really don’t care how much you travel

The Sex Education cast just revealed 12 wild plot details for the new season

There’s a big party and Otis’ house gets trashed

Ayia Napa rape case teenager pleads for Boris Johnson to help get her home

She asks him to help her with action, not just words

People are literally queuing down the street to get a Greggs vegan steak bake

Vegan steak bake or Supreme drop?

Ayia Napa rape case victim’s mother calls for people to boycott the island

She says the island is “absolutely not safe”

The Greggs vegan steak bake launches in stores TODAY

Google maps me to my nearest Greggs RIGHT NOW

These are most complained about TV moments of the decade

Jack upsetting Dani on Love Island is number seven lol

Harry Styles and Stormzy sang Vossi Bop together last night so MERRY CHRISTMAS

GOODWILL TO ALL SKENGMEN