Think they’d love me tbh x
Her family described her as having a ‘beautiful bright smile’ and ‘positive energy’
They are awaiting Crown Court trials next month
Oh yeah sure everybody has one of those
His name is Juan
It radiates Tory energy and yet here I am wanting to play it
Calvin Donnelly was studying Biochemistry
Only two moved me to actual tears… but which were they?
I SAID IT
This means 11 students in total have died
Three police officers and a security guard burst into the kitchen giving students a fright
One uni increased its security spend by £1.5 million
It’s as simple as that
Barney Schneider was assumed to be the culprit of a racist video, but he was innocent
One party had over 50 students on the premises
Eight students have died this month
‘It’s sort of like a don’t see, don’t tell vibe’
The student was a man in his 20s
‘One guy just kept talking about how high he was?”
‘He super-liked me just to say that’
‘Nicola would probably last three days in Edi halls and then scamper back to Holyrood’
‘I bought a lot of takeaways and clothes too’
Are you getting any?
Things are Notts looking good in Nottingham
There have been 619 cases in the last seven days, on top of the 770 last week
SOAS… as in the… School of Oriental and African Studies?
Students were standing on a ping pong table which collapsed beneath them
Don’t spend it all at once!
I’m feeling pure Nathan Young vibes, tbh
He says the new Covid restrictions ‘devalue the uni experience’
Cases in the North East are rising
Oprah voice: ‘YOU GET A STARTER PACK, AND *YOU* GET A STARTER PACK’
And Molly-Mae Hague herself responded to it
Not sure if I hate it… or love it?
‘I know it makes me sound like a conspiracy theorist’
With the majority of clubs still closed, a controversial house party renaissance is looming
Nine Instagram accounts have been set up at top British universities, including St Andrews, Edinburgh, and Durham
The pub is launching a ‘Stay Out To Help Out’ initiative
But you can still try x
‘I knew it would cause a fuss’
Turns out they all kinda suck
I mean, fair
‘I never expected it to get this big’
They were cancelled due to ‘Covid-related circumstances’
You have to arrive at 6pm for the first act at 9pm…wow
Treating a woman well is not ‘Simp behaviour’, but misogyny sure is
‘You would never be let into a club wearing trainers’
Funny that he always seems to be on a yacht during results day
‘Even my teacher doesn’t know what’s going on’
Turns out going through clearing ain’t the end of the world
I think we all already know who’s the most useless
Nothing is the same, but this will have to do
KLAUS HAS THE EXACT SAME POWER AS NATHAN
I. ADORE. HIM.
Buy a damn reusable mask!
Apparently I’m a catfish and ‘need to smile more’
‘It’s a total kick in the teeth’
THREE of them are in Derry Girls
The creator had to defend his writing amidst heavy criticism
‘I’m not homophobic but I just hate seeing the gays kiss’ like come on
One actress was told to act ‘sassy’
THE MONKEY IS IN LOVE ACTUALLY I REPEAT THE MONKEY IS IN LOVE ACTUALLY
Oh sweet Jesus they’re so beautiful
History syllabuses won’t be changed to reflect BAME experiences
Ok wow they do look seriously different
It’s so crushing you can’t even see the humour in 69 per cent
I am GRIPPED
Habbo Club til I die x
Come on Netflix, this is bad even for you
MY EYES, MY EEEEYES
Brb just having the sudden realisation that I am the worst housemate
HOW DID THEY MANAGE THIS
WHO CARES ABOUT DANCE DANCE NATION THIS MUCH AND WHY IS RACHEL SAD ALL THE TIME
HE’S SIX FOOT FOUR
Personally I am the beret and plaid outfit wbu
How can one person’s type be Kendall Jenner *and* T Swift? It just doesn’t make sense!
‘I used to kiss my Harry Styles poster before I went to sleep’
Thinking about this movie being 25 years old has got me totally buggin’
Bruh, they really hexed the MOON!?!
Does it mean we should get back together?! DOES IT?!?!
There were over 20 different speaker rigs at the Bath event this weekend
I don’t know what’s real anymore!!!
They are one HUNDRED per cent vibes
We have surpassed frogs, we are now at ‘what clothes airer you are’
Only really fit boys order the BBQ chicken wrap appaz
Who knew my hot breath localised in one contained area made my skin worse, huh?
GIVE IT BACK!!!!!!
Let me explain to you the frogs and the rats
It’s not as good as it sounds
Edamame eaters love soft bois you heard it here first
Me and Klaus are spiritually aligned I can just feel it x
Please god give me Harry
One of them was fired for calling Kesha the C word
‘They have the money to do better and they need to’
The chaotic queen MBH talked to The Tab about all things bisexuality for Pride month
‘I’m constantly trying to prove I’m not a dick’