Take The Tab’s term one sex survey: Pandemic edition
Are you getting any?
Bonking. We all do it. Or at least, we all think about it. Some of us bonk more than others. Some of us don’t bonk at all. Some of us wound up in self-isolation in a uni house with little else to amuse us but average looking flatmates and questionable morals. Wait who said that?
Well, The Tab’s term one sex survey is here to assess just how much everyone has been bonking, shagging, and pulling since uni started weeks ago. With the government playing cockblock central, it’s never been harder to get someone into bed – or get into someone else’s bed. So tell us about your woes, your WAPs and worst term one shag stories. We’re listening.
Take The Tab’s term one sex survey below (it’s all anonymous, of course):
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