Cheating the chicken shop system
She likes her eggs scrambled
Honestly, you’re better than this
‘Hi it’s meeeeee’
He probably is
Bet you’re the Tory in denial
Firstly, how dare you
Welcome to hell, where this is one of your life’s priorities!
There’s a Conservative in all of us
Insta fame here I come!!
Google search statistics prove everyone is going to look weird as hell
Your story will never be ignored again
The country’s future leaders, today
We’re just trying to help
It was too good to be true, sorry