Jess Glynne was denied entry to a restaurant, but these 17 memes sure weren’t!!!

Don’t turn up to Sexy Fish with these

4 years ago

I’ll be honest, I haven’t thought one single thought about Jess Glynne in years. I don’t even listen to Rather Be anymore, and I don’t hate it like everyone else apparently does. But we’re not here to talk about nostalgia, we’re here to talk about the here and now, and in the here and now Jess Glynne was denied entry to a fancy restaurant because she was dressed head to toe in ugly sportswear. Not only was she denied entry, she made a big stink about the whole thing on social media, which has landed her squarely in the spotlight that is the Twitter Timeline. It was probably not the comeback Jess envisioned but hey ho – the memes have been excellent, and that’s exactly what we’re here to indulge in. Hold my Hand, dear reader, as we frolic through the fields of these memes. Truly there is no place I’d rather be.

These are the best memes about Jess Glynne being turned away from a restaurant:

1. You are not cool, Aunty Jess

'banging meal and wicked service' 'check yourself' why is Jess Glynne talking like a supply teacher whho thinks they're 'down with the kids' https://t.co/ZAeeWl1gJ6

— Lizzy (@Lizzysmn) July 7, 2020

2. It’s not FAIR

Has anyone tried turning up as an actual sexy fish? pic.twitter.com/6FTEnI3Osq

— hanna hanra (@HannaHanra) July 7, 2020

3. Crying

Me being asked to leave Sexy Fish pic.twitter.com/EYoCENr6LC

— feat. Joel Babbington (@DR_JoelB) July 7, 2020

4. DISCRIMINATION!!!

Dear sexy fish London I turned up to your restaurant looking like this and you looked me up and down and said no you can’t come in and your restaurant was EMPTY. pic.twitter.com/C8bdW8lkts

— Louise Redknapp España (@LouiseNurdingES) July 7, 2020

5. Personally think Jess looked worse than Ian

Dear Sexy Fish London, I turned up to your restaurant looking like this and you looked me and my friend up and down and said no you can’t come in and your restaurant was EMPTY pic.twitter.com/ZCM5aMKzAX

— The Landlady (@SharonWattss) July 7, 2020

6. An OUTRAGE

dear sexy fish london i turned up to your restaurant looking like this and you looked me and my friends up and down and said no you can’t come in even though your restaurant was EMPTY?!?! pic.twitter.com/UYxXUov6Qo

— Katie (@_katiesteves) July 7, 2020

7. Would never be allowed in my swamp

Dear sexy fish London I turned up to your restaurant looking like this and you looked me up and down and said no you can’t come in and your restaurant was EMPTY. pic.twitter.com/Pd8BlauMS4

— PILLIE EILISH (@tonestweeting) July 7, 2020

8. Serious take alert

If anyone asks what privilege is, I’m just going to point them to Jess Glynne complaining she’s been discriminated against because she can’t wear a hoodie while eating £300 sushi in Mayfair. pic.twitter.com/FNUKGY8dnR

— Grant Tucker (@GrantTucker) July 7, 2020

9. Pure sad

The waiter and waitress at Sexy Fish when they saw Jess Glynne walk through the door pic.twitter.com/XMGNYP5HQ7

— Anthony 🌭 (@anorderlymess) July 7, 2020

10. No

The waiters at sexy fish London when Jess Glynn walked in pic.twitter.com/1HnVIHVKEQ

— AND IM VICTORIA MALCOLM (@yournameistyler) July 7, 2020

11. The disrespect

12. :///////////

The staff of Sexy Fish London when Jess Glynne walked in pic.twitter.com/SVzTCHygdM

— Pete Burns’ Confiscated Coat (@harrisonjbrock) July 7, 2020

13. You tell ’em

Dear @SexyFishLondon I turned up at your eatery dressed like this with my good friend Jess Glynne and you oppressed us! I will go somewhere that accepts how I choose to dress! pic.twitter.com/z0fy9HoSRt

— Rob G ⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ (@shearersbuddy) July 7, 2020

14. Just hate famous people xx

the celebs and their bottom feeder pals commenting under jess glynne’s post are taking me OUT “food’s shit anyway, u didn’t miss out” LMFAO WHY DO U ALL GO THERE THEN? and cry about not being let in!?! AHAHAHAHA my god famous people are fuckin cringe, particularly british ones

— G (@oneofthosefaces) July 7, 2020

15. Another serious take… yawn I guess

#JessGlynne complaining about discrimination being turned away from a £300 per head Mayfair restaurant after turning up dressed like she was delivering a pizza 🙄. A reminder to everyone to leave your lockdown clothes at home when you start going out again 😂 pic.twitter.com/USnOcxKZA3

— Savvy (@Cheqraise1) July 7, 2020

16. Maybe she should be less hard on herself…. wait that doesn’t make sense

Yeah the jokes about jess glynne are funny but i fr fucking hate that she used her huge platform to try and tear down a business at the most vulnerable time just for sticking to their dress code…

— Nadia (@FreudianSlipstr) July 7, 2020

17. The antidote to the serious takes

Now people are trying to making points about classism and Jess Glynne lol. Are you lot ok? Do you think the working class are running around like the cast of Oliver!? You sound dumb. Working class people always pull out LEWKS when going for a nice dinner. Angels.

— kiramadeira 🤔 (@kiramadeira) July 7, 2020