‘I’m literally in a state of shock, it just feels like a really big thing to commit to. How long is it going to be red for?’
‘A contest that Lancaster University has never seen before’
All TikTok trends should be based off Taylor Swift’s music
100 per cent green flag energy if you go charity shopping
If you like lemon and sugar on your pancake then go to Bowland
The only day of the year when it’s acceptable to eat five pancakes in one day x
‘What’s the difference between the 1 and 1A buses?’
‘A positive step forward in the effort to reducing sexual violence and harassment as part of the university experience’
‘Vintage fashion lovers, bargain hunters, sustainable shoppers and style hunters of Lancaster!’
From journalism to the kitchen, this is how we got on
Do you play Wordle more religiously than turning up to your lectures? Don’t worry, you’re not alone
‘We want a more active student presence’
‘An 18-year-old man from Lancaster has been arrested on suspicion of rape’
‘We need meaningful action and a clear and coherent strategy for building an anti-racist university’
The extended menu now includes cocktails
If you don’t pitch ideas in your seminars, then you’d be out by week two
All other departments will hold exams online
‘I want to ensure that students get the opportunity to feel heard’
‘Lancaster University will continue to deliver face-to-face teaching this week and next’
Rugby Union have raised over 14 grand
The bus service will start from next Skint Monday
If you get less than 5/10 in this quiz, you’re getting coal for Christmas
‘It’s great to see the university divest from fossil fuel companies’
You get the 100 bus instead of waiting for the 1A? You won’t last long in the Greggs queue
‘The event will be a truly special celebration of all the amazing work our groups and societies do’
‘Getting towards safety is about accepting reality rather than denying it’
Societies have cancelled their socials this Wednesday to show support
If you think the ducks are overrated, that’s 100 per cent a red flag
Did you really think you’d be going to the Lakes every other week?
‘A really scary time for students, especially women and this should be a top priority for the Students’ Union’
Business owner branded the price ‘ridiculous’
‘I’m generally more introverted so would rather not spend a lot of time going out’
I was, like, totally buggin’
Jordan and Anna became official then broke up two days later
Were you paying attention in GCSE geography?
Never forget Curtis whipping off his cap and sunglasses when he saw Arabella
Love Island’s Dr Alex didn’t get into medical school on his first attempt
A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
We can’t all be Zahid
‘If I do offend or trigger someone, I don’t see that as much of a problem’
Deputy Vice-Chancellor outlines the new updates for students returning to campus in October
‘I have felt often unsupported, misunderstood, tokenised and unable to speak out’
The runners up were La Lune, Treehouse and Duckhouse
From Wagner to Jedward to Cher Lloyd
Voting is now open until June 18th
Writing 10,000 words about Connell? Yes please
‘From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free’
If your fave is ‘Traitor’, we’re sorry that County boy hurt you
This year Extravs are Thursday July 1st and Friday July 2nd
Boys’ jeans are so much comfier than girls’ jeans
‘We will need extras of different ages, abilities, genders, nationalities, and sexuality’
No. seven: A study into how the campus ducks raise the morale of Lancaster students
Students waited two hours in Fylde Bar before returning to their accommodation
‘The whole point of the hidden disabilities policy is that people should not be challenged’
‘What’s more iconic to the uni than the ducks?’
It’s getting hot in here x
‘We then just kept seeing the views go up and up, and before we knew it is was on 100k’
Who will make it to the semi-final?
‘Each person has a different response to their trauma and all those responses are completely valid’
The competition begins: Vote now
Which is the most romantic college? The search is over…
My bank account was suffering but it was all worth it
48.22 per cent of students don’t know how to report an accessibility issue
Insightful? Yes. Do it again? No.
‘Making the university more sustainable and helping people is a key focus’
‘It is just so important to go the extra mile taking care of your mental health’
Let’s face it, no one has enough energy to even care right now
‘SolidariTee is the largest student-led charity in the UK, supporting the international assistance of refugees and asylum seekers’
‘Mental health support should not be a privilege, it’s a basic right’
If you are in Grizedale then you definitely get drunk with your family, just saying x
Remember the time when it was acceptable to nominate your mates to do a 5K run? Never again
‘The government-designated travel window for students is Thursday 3 to Wednesday 9 December’
One of us fell asleep and we were asked to leave
I’m glad I no longer live in halls
The album which has saved 2020
But there’s nothing quite as spooky as campus post-lockdown
‘No child should go hungry this half term’
Lancs, I swear you get prettier everyday x
Trust me, you don’t want it x
‘We raised £1000 in the last 25 hours on just giving to help us subsidise the box to be as cheap as possible.’
‘Universities have a duty to safeguard students during these uncertain times’
If your walls are full of fairy lights, you are from Bowland, I don’t make the rules
Allowing survivors to speak up and reclaim their narrative
We have dropped down two positions since last year
‘No matter where you’re from or what colour skin you have or even how rich and famous you may be, we’re all equal!’
Norman would have wanted us to remember him this way
Anyone but Tom Nook, please
One of us has an A in GCSE psych, we are qualified to analyse you
Everyone wears the same things to lectures
One of Lancs big BNOC’s has taken the crown
Do we look boujee? We feel boujee
Only two remain, but who will take the crown?
Victoria Bromley
