Because we all know someone who’s been here way too long
306 VK’s, anyone?
Stephen Birkett was only moved away from ‘student-facing roles’ at the start of this term
‘Because lecturers are so bound up with their students, any action they take automatically has an impact on the students themselves’
Many victims say they were kicked out for ‘being too drunk’
We can’t all be Alex Russo x
You gotta strut like you mean it x
If you listened to Lily Allen as a kid you’re automatically a bad bitch now x
A stinky Jake is a sexy Jake x
There are SO many places to sit other than his lap, c’mon
Wait, how many miles am I supposed to have done?
If you feel like a different person the pill might be to blame
Got the key, can you unlock it?
If you’re selling half your wardrobe on Vinted you’re definitely an oat milk hot girl
Offering to pick up the pieces afterwards doesn’t excuse anything
The demonstration aims to put pressure on local councillors to vote in solidarity with Palestine
Keep your eyes on the government and away from Instagram
Yes, changing your hair colour is a personality trait x
If the classes are optional, then so is consent
‘For those who have played a team sport before, there is no denying the immense benefits it brings’
Police visited multiple townhouses to issue written and verbal warnings about fines
In the words of Ari ‘I get everything I want ’cause I attract it’
My camera is off but just know that I’m giving you heart eyes right now x
Undergraduate students won’t have more than one exam within a 24 hour period
‘Being expected to produce the same standard of work, as if it were a normal year, during a pandemic is simply absurd’
This includes a lack of alternative accommodation, family circumstances, a lack of study space and welfare
Clubs being shut is the biggest ‘Nightmare Before Christmas’ x
Please, please, please be the pigs in blankets x
I suppose that might be the only way to find love during a pandemic
We’re back and better than ever x
Every time a student visits the restaurant wearing a mask they will receive 10 per cent off their order
Grab your popcorn huns because this gets INTERESTING x
The Education Secretary has threatened to cut all funding to unis that don’t adopt the definition
‘The Sugarhouse is unable to meet its running costs due to the social distancing requirements.’
Areas in local lockdown will include Lancaster, Preston, Chorley and Fylde to name a few.
‘The celebration of the name Sugarhouse overlooks the history of those who were sacrificed to ensure that the Empire succeeded’
Medicine students will be guaranteed a deferred place for next year
“It’s difficult to push against a system that doesn’t seem to be built for you.”
The Faraday LT will be using less than 20 per cent capacity
The library service will ‘look a little different to usual.’
‘The petition is very simple: David Starkey is a racist and should not be honoured by Lancaster University’
‘Drag is best when it’s an authentic expression.’
Protestors will take the knee wherever they are at 6 pm on Wednesday
The term may be coming to an end, but there are more activities than ever!
We’re back this week to talk sports, art, politics and more.
The university have a lot to work on
Black people living in Lancashire are five times more likely to be stopped by officers than white people
Full books available on one search – no excuses
The peaceful protest will take place in Dalton Square on Wednesday
AND coordinated them with my outfits xx
How can it be a glow-up when she was glowing before?
When it comes to memes nothing has ever been clearer
Regardless of whether or not they have moved out or want to continue to live there
‘You’re not going to Adam and Believe this’
‘If the staff are being badly treated and poorly paid then the student experience is going to deteriorate’
It’s not as easy as it seems
Antibiotics have been given to those in contact with the student
Everyone wants to be Prosecco don’t even lie
And why you should be supporting them
Eleanor Bowskill
