Is this…punishing young people for never voting Tory?
The Met has also released a picture of a car they believe the man has access to
And it’s not in Scotland any more!
You might as well be living in Spen-tonville Prison
I am going to live in a cabin in the woods with no internet where the Little Lad can’t reach me
It’s a good time to be a Strathclyde student
People are seriously shipping Otis and Ruby
She’s made over £100k off these in the last year though, fair play gal
Only a real little lad will get over 50 per cent
Some unis get over a third of their income from international students
One second-year student paid him £6,500
I am a Kylie baby truther now
But the company still raked in a cool £2 million profit from your smelly socks
Despite promises, many of the UK’s top unis are going backward
They’re queueing up like it’s a fresh pair of Yeezys
We know you just want to be mates with Cook
She wants to ‘take tough action’ on your silly little balloons
You can almost literally see the bad vibes coming off Cardiff
Question one on the application form: What is a party?
I think you know what we’re going to say about grown adults who go to Reading
He said they haven’t found a way to make gay couples work on the show
Less than 7 per cent of the 2,600 students who asked for a refund actually got one
I have some very bad news if you study politics at London Met
At least 60 relationships between staff and students have been reported to unis in the past five years
Lawrence claims his sexuality has been outed against his will
You could make a half decent five-a-side team from this lot
More than 20 people have been hospitalised this weekend after taking drugs on nights out
Yeah, this lot are overachievers
Apparently London’s getting more affordable
I’m sorry but we can’t do a ranking of how unhappy you’ll be in your spreadsheet-bound grad job
We tracked it down on Google Maps and you can even make out the iconic pool
She’s called Hugo eloquent and polite…
Knowing them, it’d probably turn into Fyre festival with lecture capture
Andrew Dymock called for gay people to be ‘purged’ from society
Women’s Aid has warned that abuse is being used as entertainment on the show
I can’t believe just showing the interviewer a signet ring doesn’t work these days
There are reports that the October vaccine passports for clubbing could be dropped if enough under-30s get the jab
But what if I want to pull an anti-vaxxer?
A video has been released showing the moment a man set the family’s car on fire
This is why you never see them having drunken heart-to-hearts
We are talking about money here, you gutter-minded fool
Sorry, but ‘Essex’ is just too vague for me I need answers
Or get an unsuspecting friend to Google it, I’m not the police
The students set the group up after attending a vigil for Sarah Everard
These guys are out here making enough money to buy a small country every year
This is really out of character, I’m shocked
THREE LIONS ON A SHIRT, JULES RIMET STILL MEMEING
I’ve started saying it to anyone and everyone, I can’t stop
The TikToker, who had 2.3 million followers on his @babyface.s account, was shot dead yesterday
Yet some universities have announced that blended learning is here to stay
And they only found out the day before they were due to move!
All that profit and they still can’t provide kitchen chairs that were designed for humans
We tested a bunch of items to find out if there’s any truth to the controversy
Because obviously no parent hates their baby enough to call them Chuggs
All five of the country’s biggest Covid hotspots right now are student areas
They say they’re ‘non-binary Korean’, and that it’s in their DNA
Some students are being asked to pay a whole month extra for staying in their properties just a few extra days
She volunteers with guide dogs, she might actually be a good person!
Finally, I can sleep at night
He’s said the punch was unplanned, and really did hurt
Every single person has one of these two energies
I need to blow on this tea because it is scalding
Honestly the moose who sings the actual rap is thicc
Parents of Natasha Abrahart have asked ‘how can anybody know whether it’s safe for students to go to university?’
She’d said ‘I was a troll’, and claimed that apologising to people is like ‘my own version of that show My Name is Earl!’
Hot vax summer is moving ahead of schedule girlies!
23 and 24-year-olds will be able to book vaccines from tomorrow
A single sexual assault investigation can cost a university £10,000
Unis have been accused of ‘washing their hands’ of students by not counting suicides
If you disagree with my choices, you’re an idiot
The charity says it’s the victim of ‘threadbare and deliberately organised attacks’
The police officer also accepted responsibility for Everard’s death
They want people to pay £35 to stream it
‘The format must give Islanders an equal choice when coupling up’
I did not think it could get any worse and I was wrong
15,000 people gave up their sunny bank holiday at the first chance to get the jab
But everyone enjoyed the food parcels, Dom
Clark was hit by a car while riding his bicycle in Chicago
One tried to charge me £30 for a promo on their Insta story
These have unlocked some serious memories
If it keeps house prices going up, then I’m happy!
Turns out he really was cleaning up some broken glass after all
The 24-year-old from Worcester has been arrested on suspicion of racially abusing a bouncer
They also say they were told to skip breakfast to look slimmer for bikini scenes
The lyrics to the full song are…a lot
They’ve even been attending cast Zoom reunions together!!
At least you won’t have to pretend to be interested in your coursemates
But engineering nerds will get extra money from the government, so it’s not all good news
It’s being trailed as ‘The One Where They Get Back Together’
Please can everybody involved take a long, hard look in the mirror
He was arrested on his way back from Dubai on his 31st birthday
If current ‘opt-out’ trials make a difference, Michelle Donelan says she will be telling universities to adopt the measures
Stopping the pill ‘will not help and will put users at risk of unplanned pregnancy’
Greg Barradale
