Everybody wants to go to St Andrews

Father Bernard Green worked as a tutor at seven Oxford colleges

Put this on your personal statement

They were together less than a month

There is no higher truth

Bet all your mums are so proud

It’s a bumper edition

Don’t mug yourself

Looks like a looooot of fun

One’s a surfer who lives in Portugal

Impress your friends at dinner parties with this trivia

Cor blimey get a load of these flicks

Angus Milligan was convicted of assault and kicked out of Aberdeen

This is fucking hard

They think it’s areola…it is now

Warning: He puts a fidget spinner on his nipple