The widely reported number is a fifth smaller than the real figure

If you’re going to take it, get educated

Making tenuous links between unis and random pop culture references doesn’t get tougher than this

Have never wanted to go to uni so badly

Promise we won’t send you dick pics x

Promise we won’t send you dick pics x

Promise we won’t send you dick pics x

Promise we won’t send you dick pics x

What’s the worst that could happen?

Do you remember THAT iconic childhood moment? DO YOU?

We won’t tell your mum

This is a bit of me

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And still get a 2:1

The only thing more desirable than a 3am Fam Fish

The only thing more desirable than a 3am Crispy’s