No more banter from Daddy about you getting a ‘Desmond’
Quite gutted we didn’t get to see Anne’s husband have a secret child
One in 20 ethnic minority students say they’ve left their course because of racial harassment
But just one in 30 students who asked for Covid fee refunds actually got any money back
He was the catalyst behind her marriage breaking up
It’s hard to imagine, but there was a time when we couldn’t keep track of all the prime minister’s children
They’ve admitted they have to make some things up for the sake of drama
Every student who needs help has to call at the same time and hope somebody answers
You know what, I’m kind of fine that The Crown isn’t including this
MPs have also slammed how hard it is to actually get a refund
Margaret Thatcher gets put through the test in the new series of the Crown
One student sent him a ‘full body’ photo he said he needed for ‘healing’
Might as well just drop out and apply to these imo
Genuinely shocked that over 95 per cent of people manage to stay in Southampton for three years
Actually shocked at how far down on the list law is
Did anyone actually ask for this x
He also sent a racist video to a student on Facebook
‘You’re cordoned off from everyone else and you’ve got no one to speak to’
Now I just need to ask my friends to do something embarrassing
The government is asking unis to sign up to the plan
Unis are working with the police to punish students who get caught breaking Covid rules
Don’t look at this table if you go to Leeds, ngl
Some unis are spending millions
Armed police were called to campus as students ran screaming from fireworks
It’s cool though, she’s only got 102m followers so I doubt anyone noticed
‘As soon as the news came out, I felt my mental health just drop’
Your mum is not gonna be pleased to see you after this
There must be a booming market in reselling misplaced socks lost in the tumble dryer
The student is being investigated by their uni for the comments
Tell us your story
Students living in colleges are being offered a test every week
A handful of unis have more than 1,500 cases
There were 60 memes but Burnham got lippy so now we’re only giving you 22
Can’t believe I’ve gotta put up with being perceived
That’s a lot of meal deals
You know every city has a McDonald’s with a weird…energy
I mean how much can one banana cost anyway?
If we could just have one nice thing that would be GREAT
The government is considering plans for a two-week student lockdown
She said unis should stop trying to profit from self-isolating students
Closing universities could have helped stop a second wave, top scientists predicted
‘It’s meant to be the home of pizza and pasta and I really can’t see how!’
You’re not kidding anyone by calling it a ‘continental’ pastry
I just wanna see Lozza Llewelyn-Bowen’s big sleeves one more time before I go
‘I’ve paid nearly £30,000 in tuition and they’re refusing to give me my degree over £17’
Now I know where to find Zoom Uni on a map
Some of these menus really do have all the grace of a reversing dump truck
Students had to wait a full working day to find out the news
He says the government ‘don’t really have a plan’ for the return of students
Always had him down as a Henry Price man myself
They’re having to find out about cases through group chats instead
It’s the one uni ranking you don’t want to be top of
‘I’ve only seen two people in two weeks’
‘If we wanted to do an online degree, we would have done Open University’
Isn’t it mad how entire unis are just…cringe
Do not trust the person who ate a Breakaway as a child
Honestly think I’m gonna cry this is so cute
Look on the bright side: your mum would never let you drink a VK with Christmas dinner
At least they’ll all get really good at playing Wonderwall
Just put your name as Hugo on your UCAS and they’ll let you in
We want to know what’s happening on campus
Haven’t heard from this lot since I went through the CD collection in my Dad’s car
I’m going to pretend to be shocked at the top three
Unfortunately there’s no option to put someone in a pool and take the ladders out
The new Court TV channel will also being showing the R Kelly sex abuse case
If you’re smart enough to play statistics, you’re the exact kind of brain genius Oxford needs
A Tab investigation has found just how hard it is to get tested at uni right now if you have symptoms
Sounds like the government is giving the green light to my day drinking
The smart thing to do is just invite them
It turns out the girl behind the joke is an actual paleontologist
Face it, we have spent years getting excited about bang average sarnies
Police will be able to break up any parties held in student accommodation
You’ve gotta spend money to make money
One student said it’s like the Salem witch hunt
What would this country be if you couldn’t buy success?
I actually always wanted to spend 10 straight weeks in my uni box room x
We didn’t bother putting anything below £45k on here, duh
The Love Island host denied she was doing spon con to recruit people into the army
Clubs listed as the event hosts have said the events aren’t going ahead
And yet still I have no lecture mates
I’ve got a great feeling about this year
The secretive drinking society is asking for minimum donations of £100 to secure its survival
Aberystwyth SU said most people who have drag socials are just trying to be ‘as funny as possible’
No it’s fine, I can live with a collapsed ceiling for three months!!!
Ebenezer Azamati said he felt he was treated as ‘not human enough to deserve justice’
Since 2000, Foo Fighters have headlined Reading more times than all women have
Probably the most action they’ll get in Freshers’ Week tbh
Landlords will be able to continue ‘no fault’ evictions from Sunday
Poshos could be made to take gap years as unis prioritise disadvantaged students
Her lawyers claim she’s being woken up several times each night
Greg Barradale
