Just put your name as Hugo on your UCAS and they’ll let you in
We want to know what’s happening on campus
Haven’t heard from this lot since I went through the CD collection in my Dad’s car
I’m going to pretend to be shocked at the top three
Unfortunately there’s no option to put someone in a pool and take the ladders out
The new Court TV channel will also being showing the R Kelly sex abuse case
If you’re smart enough to play statistics, you’re the exact kind of brain genius Oxford needs
A Tab investigation has found just how hard it is to get tested at uni right now if you have symptoms
Sounds like the government is giving the green light to my day drinking
The smart thing to do is just invite them
It turns out the girl behind the joke is an actual paleontologist
Face it, we have spent years getting excited about bang average sarnies
You’ve gotta spend money to make money
One student said it’s like the Salem witch hunt
What would this country be if you couldn’t buy success?
I actually always wanted to spend 10 straight weeks in my uni box room x
We didn’t bother putting anything below £45k on here, duh
The Love Island host denied she was doing spon con to recruit people into the army
Clubs listed as the event hosts have said the events aren’t going ahead
And yet still I have no lecture mates
I’ve got a great feeling about this year
The secretive drinking society is asking for minimum donations of £100 to secure its survival
Aberystwyth SU said most people who have drag socials are just trying to be ‘as funny as possible’
No it’s fine, I can live with a collapsed ceiling for three months!!!
Ebenezer Azamati said he felt he was treated as ‘not human enough to deserve justice’
Since 2000, Foo Fighters have headlined Reading more times than all women have
Probably the most action they’ll get in Freshers’ Week tbh
Landlords will be able to continue ‘no fault’ evictions from Sunday
Poshos could be made to take gap years as unis prioritise disadvantaged students
Her lawyers claim she’s being woken up several times each night
Whyyyy would you keep a spider on your desk
She’s asked a court to stop him having exclusive control of her affairs
After the results day fiasco, calls are growing on unis to honour all the offers they made
Michie died at Bestival 2017 after taking the hallucinogenic drug 2C-P
‘The tears in my household for the last week have honestly been appalling’
This is some spot-on casting
Really nailed this one guys, well done
Downnnn it welcomeeeeeeeee
They’ve got a lot of questions and not all of them make sense
‘I lost my uni offer over one reduced grade’
Wish I’d known this tbh
We did have 53 memes but they got moderated down
The government announced the change at 11pm last night
The head of UCAS says ‘don’t be discouraged if you slightly miss your grades’
75,000 Scottish students got their grades downgraded
The government is also admitting bright students from worse schools will suffer
Weird that people are paying to live in Bournemouth at all
Honestly why do so many people want to go to Southampton?
Unsure if your eight hour Don’t Tell The Bride study break counts towards this
Unis are cancelling students’ courses because of the pandemic
You’re probably going to feel quite bad reading this
We’re unsure if this is a good one to put on the CV
One student was rescued from their sixth floor room with a cherry picker
Some of you pay £250 a month for your houses and it shows
He says unis are being forced to give students over-optimistic views of Freshers’ just to stay afloat
Please find something else to talk about outside the library I am begging you
Oh yeah but sure, you’re always broke
York students are notoriously easily pleased, in fairness
If you wear one with a vent, you’re an absolute weapon
‘They’re offering nothing for graduates at all’
There are some really niche ones in here
She sparked controversy with the tweet
The 21-year-old female intern said the messages made her feel ‘vulnerable’
Naughty naughty, very naughty
Abrahart died by suicide on the day she was due to give a presentation
If your uni’s Chancellor isn’t dancing awkwardly on TikTok, did you even graduate?
You’d still get a double payment on the first month, don’t worry
Someone please help me budget this, my university is dying
Apparently it’s hard to tell the difference between people from Manchester, Sheffield, and Leeds
My whole Gemini life has been a lie
She says she’s really happy with all the memes
Universities can’t refuse refunds just because lots of people are asking for them, the report says
Yep, should’ve been a vet
Hayley Hughes and Harry Maguire…come back
So glad I didn’t study law. Not because of these particular stats, it’s just boring
It’s minimum wage, but still
The company has also been linked to the localised COVID-19 outbreak in Leicester
God I feel bad about dancing without leaving room for Jesus now
Gove is said to have ‘got himself a bargain’
The student also referred to another student as a ‘state school c***’
She paid for a huge mansion in cash
The offers put pressure on students to make bad decisions, say uni regulators
People are buying so many clothes during lockdown that factories are operating as normal
Her whereabouts had been a mystery since Epstein’s death
‘Text a boy saying you up and he replied no’ 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬
Shock Oxford isn’t the best
Cumberland? Sounds like a sausage to me but okay
I’m seeing about a quid’s worth of cut up veg there, guys
Osaro Otobo faced a complaint whilst SU president for using the word ‘black’
What I’d give to be sunburnt in that field right now
Do not look at this list if you go to St Andrews
You can also meet up with another household inside
Zhihui Li also claimed her boss was ‘mansplaining’ for telling her not to wear trainers
Chance, truly, would be a fine thing
Greg Barradale
