She’d said ‘I was a troll’, and claimed that apologising to people is like ‘my own version of that show My Name is Earl!’
Hot vax summer is moving ahead of schedule girlies!
23 and 24-year-olds will be able to book vaccines from tomorrow
A single sexual assault investigation can cost a university £10,000
Unis have been accused of ‘washing their hands’ of students by not counting suicides
If you disagree with my choices, you’re an idiot
The charity says it’s the victim of ‘threadbare and deliberately organised attacks’
The police officer also accepted responsibility for Everard’s death
They want people to pay £35 to stream it
‘The format must give Islanders an equal choice when coupling up’
I did not think it could get any worse and I was wrong
15,000 people gave up their sunny bank holiday at the first chance to get the jab
But everyone enjoyed the food parcels, Dom
Clark was hit by a car while riding his bicycle in Chicago
One tried to charge me £30 for a promo on their Insta story
These have unlocked some serious memories
If it keeps house prices going up, then I’m happy!
Turns out he really was cleaning up some broken glass after all
The 24-year-old from Worcester has been arrested on suspicion of racially abusing a bouncer
They also say they were told to skip breakfast to look slimmer for bikini scenes
The lyrics to the full song are…a lot
They’ve even been attending cast Zoom reunions together!!
At least you won’t have to pretend to be interested in your coursemates
But engineering nerds will get extra money from the government, so it’s not all good news
It’s being trailed as ‘The One Where They Get Back Together’
Please can everybody involved take a long, hard look in the mirror
He was arrested on his way back from Dubai on his 31st birthday
If current ‘opt-out’ trials make a difference, Michelle Donelan says she will be telling universities to adopt the measures
Stopping the pill ‘will not help and will put users at risk of unplanned pregnancy’
I’m going to shock you and say not all of these are private schools
If you see someone wearing a signet ring, it just means they’re really smart
Don’t read this if your name rhymes with Ear Farmer
There has been a ‘fundamental failing of care’ from universities towards their students, says the Conservative introducing the bill
Or will we, yet again, mistake corruption for incompetence?
These statistics prove just how widespread the problem is at universities
‘It’s mad that I was considered curvy on the show’
I just wanted to believe in true love
The lecturer was allowed to keep their job
Perpetrators will also no longer be able to directly cross-examine their victims in court
A fifth are in long distance relationships and we have some very bad news for them
Statistics show a quarter of students experience racial harassment at uni
Or maybe just break out a little Carmichael smirk idk
Kate no longer looks like she should be in My Chemical Romance
Fair play this is a decent cast
Soma Sara says the site has received reports of abuse from ‘nearly every’ university
The ceremony took place in a garden shed with a tarpaulin covering the floor
Student cases are still being mishandled by universities, the Office for Students said
Reports of sexual assault made to universities have doubled in four years
Only intellectual property lawyers and cake connoisseurs can get this quiz right
‘It really makes me question where my money is going’
Buzzing to come back for exam period x
My money’s on Tommy Hunter
Fair enough, guess I’ve been sat on the sofa all year for a laugh
The real number of sexual assaults at UK universities could be as high as 15,000 a year
The risk from most pills is around 100 times greater than the risk from the Oxford vaccine
Students still don’t have a date for when they’ll be allowed back in lecture theatres
The murder of the journalist bears striking similarities to the case of Daphne Caruana Galizia
He was 54 years old
The Prime Minister is keen to keep his promise to do ‘everything we can to make it up to you’
The singer has finally responded to the blockbuster documentary
It really is epic banter
Memes? We’ll give you memes
There must be a mistake, philosophy is nowhere to be seen?
Just give me all the drama at this point
Nearly one in 10 students reported being sexually assaulted in the past two years
Grads are working 98 hour weeks and getting just five hours’ sleep a night
Man Met student Harrison De George died in December, and now his sister is fighting for all unis to change their policies
They think their negative portrayals have led to ‘psychological trauma’
He said ‘we’re going to do our best to make it up to you’, without actually announcing anything new
The Met police has also said that planned vigils for Everard will not be allowed due to Covid restrictions
Jess Phillips said violence against women is an ‘epidemic’
A £185,000 bonus sounds pretty spicy right now
Actually quite shook at the revelation that Ines and Sam’s affair was faked
I am calling it the 2020s’ S Club 7/S Club Junior moment
The Tab’s Do Better campaign is putting a focus on the sexual assault problem on uni campuses
I would give literally anything to be Cam
Over 6,000 of you voted to choose the biggest marital maniac
Wow I wonder if Jess and Dan went the distance?
Okay but the real news is that 97 per cent of students who go to Exeter like it enough to stay
‘I was running to the public library the night before my interview’
I know exactly who you’re thinking of right now and I can’t blame you
But you won’t be allowed back to uni until after Easter so there’s plenty of time to save up
Unis won’t be back until at least after Easter
And these are the unis accepting the biggest amounts of cash money
Always fancied myself as an oil man, I can’t lie
Mike is a hair tattooist and Heidi is a radio DJ, this is living
If you’re not on this list KPMG will simply deny your existence
Give me a spare three grand so I can rent one of Bronson’s boats please
‘She had no way of protecting herself from you, either physically or mentally’ the judge told Relowicz
Libby Squire died after being turned away from a club on a night out
Tarquin, what kind of school did you go to?
It won’t be shown on UK telly but there is some serious tea
If there was a BA in limp pesto pasta it’d be top of this list and you know it
We spoke to the nation’s only good influencer about a tragic last six months
The newly-appointed mental health ambassador tells The Tab students have been treated unfairly during the pandemic
With any luck, you’ll be eligible for the state pension by the time you actually have a graduation ceremony
Oxford and Cambridge both admitted record numbers of Black students
Deeply disappointed Matt Hancock wasn’t pretending to cry in his profile picture
Greg Barradale
