She says she’s really happy with all the memes
Universities can’t refuse refunds just because lots of people are asking for them, the report says
Yep, should’ve been a vet
Hayley Hughes and Harry Maguire…come back
So glad I didn’t study law. Not because of these particular stats, it’s just boring
It’s minimum wage, but still
The company has also been linked to the localised COVID-19 outbreak in Leicester
God I feel bad about dancing without leaving room for Jesus now
Gove is said to have ‘got himself a bargain’
The student also referred to another student as a ‘state school c***’
The offers put pressure on students to make bad decisions, say uni regulators
People are buying so many clothes during lockdown that factories are operating as normal
Her whereabouts had been a mystery since Epstein’s death
‘Text a boy saying you up and he replied no’ 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬 😬
Shock Oxford isn’t the best
Cumberland? Sounds like a sausage to me but okay
I’m seeing about a quid’s worth of cut up veg there, guys
Osaro Otobo faced a complaint whilst SU president for using the word ‘black’
What I’d give to be sunburnt in that field right now
Do not look at this list if you go to St Andrews
You can also meet up with another household inside
Zhihui Li also claimed her boss was ‘mansplaining’ for telling her not to wear trainers
Chance, truly, would be a fine thing
A sad sad sad day for free speech and people who enjoy shagging in fields
And there was me thinking a year of bhang lassis wouldn’t be all that great for your brain
Final year students got given a £50 voucher to make up for the disruption
Looks like the management consulting dream is still alive, baby
White students are over twice as likely as black students to get a first
Melz Owusu wants universities to pay to educate people in anti-racism
I think I cried looking at this
Okay and here’s me graduating with 70.1, it’s still a first baby
This means no Love Island until summer 2021 at the earliest
How can I endorse him as an honourable man?
I can’t tell you how to vote. I’m not the borough
Students are being given fines as small as £75
They’ve become the poster boys of dumb racist opinions, but that’s not them
‘Everyone chanted for him to come down, so I opened my bag and threw the rope up to someone on top of the statue’
Only a third of unis actually had an answer
De Montfort uni is investigating the social
The student has apologised and said ‘I was part of the problem with society’
Police have released pictures and phone numbers in a plea for information
‘We’re just trying to do our very best to support students the best way we can’
One university puts the money into a fund which buys ping pong tables
If you drink Carling, nobody is going to choose you as one of the six people they can meet up with
Say goodbye to the tacky and beggy ‘link in bio’
Can someone who’s good at maths say if emitting 61 million kilos of CO2 in a year is a good thing?
Some of these are insultingly ugly
Not one Fiat 500 in sight, je téléphone à la police
Joe Seddon has already helped 100 kids from state schools get into Oxbridge
Prove you deserve to be let back to the pub
Honestly why do so many of you pass out on toilets and planes?
Miriam caught coronavirus at the care home she’s working in to help fund her studies
If a reduced menu and no bottles of sauce is the price I have to pay, that’s a sacrifice I’ll have to make
Or, how many students at your uni won’t be putting their grade on their CV?
He’s just an owl!!!
Gutted if yours isn’t on this list tbh
Looking pretty bleak ngl
‘Googling things doesn’t quite cut it for nine grand’
I did not know I could cry over chicken
It’s only been eight weeks, no rush lads
This is too hard for the general reader
Catch me outside? How about a fine of up to £3,200
Kapalu Musenyesa’s family have raised over £6,000 to pay for his funeral
It’s the best of content, it’s the blurst of content
Students in England haven’t yet been given the option to cancel contracts because of coronavirus
This is what you needed to hear
Looks like we might be allowed to sunbathe in parks!!!
Never thought I’d want to go back to the library so badly
They’ve gotten rid of the on-set buffets
‘They’re more concerned about profits than the wellbeing of their students’
Almost as good as the real thing
But medics will get to go back in October
Good news though, you’ll still get to pay full tuition fees for online lectures
Give me a Chicken Legend or we riot
Guys this is why we can’t have nice things
Please not York, please not York
It’s the Karen league
Including that sexy as hell library
Friends on their course have raised £1,000 to help her rebuild her life
Come on, admit you put the crisps in the bowl
They hired an ‘intimacy co-ordinator’ to choreograph the steamy sex scenes
Ngl this isn’t going to make you feel great about what the UK are doing
As told by students who’ve experienced both
Greg Barradale
