Exclusive: Over half of unis don’t record student suicides
This is a loooot
Londoners love gear, shock
I’m hearing the phrase ‘community dildo’ a lot and I don’t like it
Maeve and Adam are BACK
Sorry, we mean meet Connagh’s cheekbones
How did they even get into this?
Yer da is FUMING
Not sure I’m actually ready for this but okay
There you were sweating out your A Levels which actually mattered
Toffs everywhere ffs
I was fine with the animal hunting but THIS means I won’t be marrying him
‘Cutting the heads off footy stickers putting them on every fire exit in the school’ is pure Britain and I won’t hear otherwise
How will you get that 50-liker in front of the Eiffel Tower now?
Academics have warned how ‘subjects are even more segregated than universities’
They all thought I was a weirdo but one actually gave me a price, so cool
Brb, writing a personal statement so I can sell you an underweighed 20s
The teen has been spared jail and is returning home today
A taste of 2020 – climate change and uncontrollable online thirst
I mean tbh can it go any worse than your normal openers?