Greg Barradale
News Editor, The Tab

Fine, who is Sabrina Carpenter, and why has she dropped an Olivia Rodrigo diss track?

Honeyyyyyyyy the Disney Channel singers are fightingggg

This student contracted hives after moving into her mouldy-ass halls

Wow what a crazy coincidence

Bridgerton has OFFICIALLY been renewed for a second season

I hope there’s plenty of the Duke in this one

Russell Group chief exec says Zoom uni is ‘different but not second best’

I think maybe he means it’s seventh or even eighth best?

Aberdeen Uni introduces award celebrating the ‘kindness’ of student Emily Drouet

Emily Drouet took her own life in halls after being abused by her boyfriend

Ok fine, these are the 15 best four lads memes going around

I have seen their faces more than I’ve seen my family, and I’m fine with that

Students working on the pandemic frontlines are getting their vaccines

‘It’s like a light at the end of the tunnel’

Only someone truly stuck in 2006 can get full marks on this mid-00s indie lyrics quiz

Brb just driving to 505

Ok so what actually is this ‘Drivers License’ song everyone’s crying about?

Honestly, the memes are enough to make me break down

It’s official: Uni graduates are unhappier than those who didn’t go to uni

At least you’ll always have those precious memories of breakout rooms

‘I’m missing half my course’: These students are struggling to get a degree in lockdown

‘I’ll probably do a master’s just to catch up on the education I feel I’ve lost”

Sally Rooney’s new book has been announced and it’s coming out this year

Although I’m sorry to say the main character isn’t a chain this time

Unite is offering a four week, 50 per cent rent refund to students kept away from uni

Tenants have called it ‘a really measly effort’

These students are fuming about paying rent for halls they legally can’t return to

‘It’s like they’re just stealing our money and letting us suffer’

Unis are paying for VCs’ TV licenses and spending £5k on mowing mansion lawns

A few unis also pay their Vice Chancellor’s rent, which is nice for them

No detriment policies aren’t ‘necessary’ this year, says the Russell Group

Oh no sweetie

Boris Johnson hasn’t mentioned university students in any of his Covid addresses to the nation

I, for one, am shocked

Updates: These are the unis who have introduced no detriment policies for lockdown 3.0

If your uni’s not on this list…I’m sorry

Zara Holland gets away with a £4.5k fine for breaking Barbados Covid rules

She’s managed to escape the YEAR in prison she was facing

This student has created a campaign for a nationwide no detriment policy

‘I think the lack of support from the government is absolutely contemptible’

Students told to stay away from uni until ‘at least mid-Feb’ under new lockdown rules

The sound you hear right now is your landlord crying with joy

Glastonbury has been cancelled this year, according to Mel B

The festival has yet to officially confirm the news

VOTE: Once and for all, which was 2020’s best meme?

I am once again asking you to choose the best meme of the year

At least 39 ambulances have been called to unis for suicide and self-harm this term

The figure is already over half of last academic year’s

If you can relate to these 19 memes, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine

Matt Hancock pretended to cry laughing when he saw these

Netflix Ripper doc ‘glorifies the brutal violence’ of Sutcliffe, say victims’ families

They’ve signed a letter saying the documentary ‘grants him a celebrity status he does not deserve’

If your uni absolutely, desperately had to be a 2020 meme, this is what it would be

Sorry but you can’t all be an environment so toxic

Meet the student rent strikers fighting back and refusing to pay rent in January

‘There is no way the uni was 100 per cent honest’

Netflix’s new ‘The Prom’ movie is ‘gruelling’ and ‘hyperventilating’, say critics

I mean, it’s got James Corden in it so what do you expect?

Stephen Bear has made a video joking about faking suicide after Georgia Harrison claims

He said he could ‘easily’ set up a fake suicide and get everyone to backtrack

Gold cones and wonky pines: Meet the uni Christmas trees of 2020

Honestly why do I want my uni to look like a Deloitte office?

Rita Ora claimed she would be ‘hanging out with her parents’ on her birthday

She told an interviewer she would be having a low-key 30th birthday……okay

The government can now deport foreign people who become homeless

This is what the government’s new rules about foreign rough sleepers mean

Former Love Island contestants are posting cringe anti-vax content on Instagram

I think I actually miss the air freshener nonsense

These are the unis with the most confirmed coronavirus cases this term

Over 50,000 students have had Covid this term

Medics and geography students will be allowed back to uni in January before others

New government plans have said unis should stagger the return of students in January, prioritising certain courses

These are the unis that raised the most money for Movember this year

And yes, we’ve got lots of pics of the best taches

It’s time to vote for the grimmest uni halls in the entire country

I can basically smell this list

The unis you should have gone to if you wanted to earn more than Russell Group grads

University of Bath here I come

Revealed: The Russell Group unis where grads are most likely to earn under £15k

Makes all those hours in the library seem worth it after all

Take this quiz and find out if you’re more Mark or Jez from Peep Show

Time to face some home truths, cleanshirt

QUIZ: Plan a greasy kebab shop order and we’ll tell you where in the UK you’re from

Curry sauce or cheesy chips?

QUIZ: Can you tell whether these rogue British uni names are real or fake?

You will never convince me Bishop Grosseteste uni exists

Netflix’s new film Hillbilly Elegy is getting called ‘one of the worst movies of the year’

These reviews are savage oh my god

Former Islanders are going wild for the Maura and Chris news and it’s so wholesome

I actually needed this, just so happy for them

These are the 50 unis you should have gone to if you wanted that easy 2.1

No more banter from Daddy about you getting a ‘Desmond’

These are the juicy royal scandals that The Crown series four left out

Quite gutted we didn’t get to see Anne’s husband have a secret child

Universities aren’t doing enough to tackle campus racism, says new report

One in 20 ethnic minority students say they’ve left their course because of racial harassment

Here are the 50 hardest unis in the UK to get a first from

You need to maximise the odds, obviously

Student gets given a £2,000 tuition fee refund because of the Covid-19 disruption

But just one in 30 students who asked for Covid fee refunds actually got any money back

Meet Roddy Llewellyn from The Crown, Princess Margaret’s secret toyboy

He was the catalyst behind her marriage breaking up

Here’s the wild true story behind Mark Thatcher’s desert disappearance in The Crown

It’s hard to imagine, but there was a time when we couldn’t keep track of all the prime minister’s children

The Crown production secrets: How the show’s creators make it historically accurate

They’ve admitted they have to make some things up for the sake of drama

‘It made me feel worse’: Inside the struggle for mental health support at Manchester Uni

Every student who needs help has to call at the same time and hope somebody answers

Charles told Camilla he wished he was her tampon in leaked dirty talk convo

You know what, I’m kind of fine that The Crown isn’t including this

Tory MPs say all students who got locked down should get an automatic refund

MPs have also slammed how hard it is to actually get a refund

Introducing the Balmoral Test: How the Royal Family find out if they like someone

Margaret Thatcher gets put through the test in the new series of the Crown

Here’s the real story behind Michael Shea, the Queen’s press secretary in The Crown

The show portrays him as the source of an explosive leak to the Sunday Times

These are the downright weirdest things you can buy on Wish right now

WHO is buying this stuff?

Psychology lecturer struck off for hypnotising a student and trying to seduce her

One student sent him a ‘full body’ photo he said he needed for ‘healing’

It’s official: These are the 50 whitest unis in the UK

Ranked by actual statistics, not by vibe

These are the 25 easiest unis in the entire country to get a first from

Might as well just drop out and apply to these imo

The unis with the highest drop-out rates, revealed

Genuinely shocked that over 95 per cent of people manage to stay in Southampton for three years

This is how much you’ll earn after uni, based on the degree you study

Actually shocked at how far down on the list law is

Netflix has officially renewed Emily in Paris for a second season

Did anyone actually ask for this x

Halls security guard gets fired for making racist jokes to students

He also sent a racist video to a student on Facebook

‘I left halls because of mental health and they told me to drop out or keep paying rent’

‘You’re cordoned off from everyone else and you’ve got no one to speak to’

Here’s how you make the ‘Oh No’ TikTok videos you’re seeing all over the For You page

Now I just need to ask my friends to do something embarrassing

Unis will start mass testing students in a bid to get you home for Christmas

The government is asking unis to sign up to the plan

Ranked: This is how many students at your uni have been punished for Covid partying

Unis are working with the police to punish students who get caught breaking Covid rules

These are the unis you should’ve gone to if you wanted to earn £40k out of uni

Don’t look at this table if you go to Leeds, ngl

Revealed: This is how much your uni is spending to test students for Covid

Some unis are spending millions

Five students suspended from uni after ‘horrifying’ firework incident on campus

Armed police were called to campus as students ran screaming from fireworks

Kourtney Kardashian slammed for claiming face masks cause cancer

It’s cool though, she’s only got 102m followers so I doubt anyone noticed

‘I stayed up until 4am packing’: These students fled uni to avoid the second lockdown

‘As soon as the news came out, I felt my mental health just drop’

Four students kicked out of their halls because they broke uni Covid rules

Your mum is not gonna be pleased to see you after this

Circuit Laundry made a £5.6 million profit last year

There must be a booming market in reselling misplaced socks lost in the tumble dryer

Student claims ‘black people blame everything on being black’ in online lecture

The student is being investigated by their uni for the comments

Have you struggled with uni mental health support this term? We want to hear from you

Tell us your story

Exclusive: Cambridge’s plan to give students weekly Covid tests will cost £1.3 million

Students living in colleges are being offered a test every week

A Bristol Uni third year student has died

The medical student died on Sunday

Ranked: These are the universities with the most confirmed Covid-19 cases

A handful of unis have more than 1,500 cases

These 22 Andy Burnham memes will leave you in tiers, whether you like it or not

There were 60 memes but Burnham got lippy so now we’re only giving you 22

Revealed: This is how much profit your uni makes from halls

But it’s fine, you’re not a cash cow

These ‘being perceived’ memes will leave you feeling very seen indeed

Can’t believe I’ve gotta put up with being perceived

Exclusive: Nottingham Trent to spend £2 million on Covid testing for its students

That’s a lot of meal deals

These are the worst-rated McDonald’s in every uni town, according to TripAdvisor

You know every city has a McDonald’s with a weird…energy

QUIZ: Can you guess how much unis are charging for these sorry self-isolation food boxes?

I mean how much can one banana cost anyway?

PSA: Your ‘eco-friendly’ glitter is messing up the planet as badly as normal glitter

If we could just have one nice thing that would be GREAT

You could be kept at uni until Dec 22nd if you want to go home for Christmas

The government is considering plans for a two-week student lockdown

This grad invoiced Rishi Sunak for £41,717.32 to get a refund on his degree

It’s a bold strategy

Unis are extorting students with £18 a day food parcels, says universities minister

She said unis should stop trying to profit from self-isolating students

The government ignored SAGE advice in September to stop uni face-to-face teaching

Closing universities could have helped stop a second wave, top scientists predicted

Molly-Mae apologises after calling Italian food ‘grim’ and ‘actually shocking’

‘It’s meant to be the home of pizza and pasta and I really can’t see how!’

These are the most depressing, rip off food boxes unis are selling to isolating students

You’re not kidding anyone by calling it a ‘continental’ pastry

Changing Rooms is coming back and finally 2020 has redeemed itself

I just wanna see Lozza Llewelyn-Bowen’s big sleeves one more time before I go

A uni won’t give a grad his degree because of an unpaid £17 fine on a burnt sofa cover

‘I’ve paid nearly £30,000 in tuition and they’re refusing to give me my degree over £17’

These are the unis who have stopped face-to-face teaching since term began

Now I know where to find Zoom Uni on a map

Only a true Come Dine With Me addict can guess the scores these menus got

Some of these menus really do have all the grace of a reversing dump truck