Fair enough, guess I’ve been sat on the sofa all year for a laugh
The real number of sexual assaults at UK universities could be as high as 15,000 a year
The risk from most pills is around 100 times greater than the risk from the Oxford vaccine
Students still don’t have a date for when they’ll be allowed back in lecture theatres
The murder of the journalist bears striking similarities to the case of Daphne Caruana Galizia
He was 54 years old
The Prime Minister is keen to keep his promise to do ‘everything we can to make it up to you’
The singer has finally responded to the blockbuster documentary
It really is epic banter
Memes? We’ll give you memes
There must be a mistake, philosophy is nowhere to be seen?
Just give me all the drama at this point
Grads are working 98 hour weeks and getting just five hours’ sleep a night
Man Met student Harrison De George died in December, and now his sister is fighting for all unis to change their policies
They think their negative portrayals have led to ‘psychological trauma’
He said ‘we’re going to do our best to make it up to you’, without actually announcing anything new
The Met police has also said that planned vigils for Everard will not be allowed due to Covid restrictions
Jess Phillips said violence against women is an ‘epidemic’
A £185,000 bonus sounds pretty spicy right now
Actually quite shook at the revelation that Ines and Sam’s affair was faked
I am calling it the 2020s’ S Club 7/S Club Junior moment
The Tab’s Do Better campaign is putting a focus on the sexual assault problem on uni campuses
I would give literally anything to be Cam
Over 6,000 of you voted to choose the biggest marital maniac
Wow I wonder if Jess and Dan went the distance?
Okay but the real news is that 97 per cent of students who go to Exeter like it enough to stay
‘I was running to the public library the night before my interview’
I know exactly who you’re thinking of right now and I can’t blame you
But you won’t be allowed back to uni until after Easter so there’s plenty of time to save up
Unis won’t be back until at least after Easter
And these are the unis accepting the biggest amounts of cash money
Always fancied myself as an oil man, I can’t lie
Mike is a hair tattooist and Heidi is a radio DJ, this is living
If you’re not on this list KPMG will simply deny your existence
Give me a spare three grand so I can rent one of Bronson’s boats please
‘She had no way of protecting herself from you, either physically or mentally’ the judge told Relowicz
Libby Squire died after being turned away from a club on a night out
Tarquin, what kind of school did you go to?
It won’t be shown on UK telly but there is some serious tea
If there was a BA in limp pesto pasta it’d be top of this list and you know it
We spoke to the nation’s only good influencer about a tragic last six months
The newly-appointed mental health ambassador tells The Tab students have been treated unfairly during the pandemic
With any luck, you’ll be eligible for the state pension by the time you actually have a graduation ceremony
Oxford and Cambridge both admitted record numbers of Black students
Deeply disappointed Matt Hancock wasn’t pretending to cry in his profile picture
That’ll pay…two days of rent?
It’s been nearly a month since Boris Johnson said he would ‘look at’ the issue
‘These events have taken a huge toll on my mental health’, one student said
If your mum tries to ask you what it’s about, just say stonks
It will come as a shock to nobody to discover engineering is a complete sausage fest
Your dad’s going to read this and spend three days talking about how easy uni is these days
Honeyyyyyyyy the Disney Channel singers are fightingggg
I hope there’s plenty of the Duke in this one
I think maybe he means it’s seventh or even eighth best?
Emily Drouet took her own life in halls after being abused by her boyfriend
I have seen their faces more than I’ve seen my family, and I’m fine with that
‘It’s like a light at the end of the tunnel’
Brb just driving to 505
Honestly, the memes are enough to make me break down
At least you’ll always have those precious memories of breakout rooms
‘I’ll probably do a master’s just to catch up on the education I feel I’ve lost”
Although I’m sorry to say the main character isn’t a chain this time
We can’t all be Mr Fancypants Moderna can we
Tenants have called it ‘a really measly effort’
‘It’s like they’re just stealing our money and letting us suffer’
A few unis also pay their Vice Chancellor’s rent, which is nice for them
I, for one, am shocked
If your uni’s not on this list…I’m sorry
She’s managed to escape the YEAR in prison she was facing
‘I think the lack of support from the government is absolutely contemptible’
The sound you hear right now is your landlord crying with joy
The festival has yet to officially confirm the news
I am once again asking you to choose the best meme of the year
The figure is already over half of last academic year’s
Matt Hancock pretended to cry laughing when he saw these
They’ve signed a letter saying the documentary ‘grants him a celebrity status he does not deserve’
Sorry but you can’t all be an environment so toxic
‘There is no way the uni was 100 per cent honest’
I mean, it’s got James Corden in it so what do you expect?
He said he could ‘easily’ set up a fake suicide and get everyone to backtrack
Honestly why do I want my uni to look like a Deloitte office?
She told an interviewer she would be having a low-key 30th birthday……okay
This is what the government’s new rules about foreign rough sleepers mean
I think I actually miss the air freshener nonsense
Over 50,000 students have had Covid this term
New government plans have said unis should stagger the return of students in January, prioritising certain courses
And yes, we’ve got lots of pics of the best taches
University of Bath here I come
Makes all those hours in the library seem worth it after all
Time to face some home truths, cleanshirt
Curry sauce or cheesy chips?
You will never convince me Bishop Grosseteste uni exists
These reviews are savage oh my god
I actually needed this, just so happy for them
No more banter from Daddy about you getting a ‘Desmond’
Quite gutted we didn’t get to see Anne’s husband have a secret child
Greg Barradale
