Even more scenes of Curtis and AJ Pritchard in Hollyoaks have surfaced and…oh my

I did not think it could get any worse and I was wrong


So you’ve seen the awful clip of Curtis and AJ Pritchard “acting” in Hollyoaks, obviously.

It was a crime against acting. For the uninitiated, the reality TV brothers were given a cameo storyline in the soap which involved them wanting to sabotage Trish’s dance school, with Curtis telling AJ to “prrrrrrobably stop whinging?”

It’s spawned a thousand TikTokers trying to imitate it, and you can even buy a “How’s Trish?” t-shirt, but there’s more than just the one iconic moment.

Despite the pair making a swift exit from the show after their cameo ended, there was still enough time to film some horrendous scenes. We even get to see them go face-to-face with Denise Walsh.

Not only is it an insight into a wild storyline, but the way they alternate lines is truly terrifying.

One scene shows former Strictly star AJ dancing up to a bewildered Curtis, brandishing Trish’s notebook.

Curtis, delivering the line with all the gravity of pre-Newton apples, purrs: “Ooooh she’s finished. How did you get it?”

Then AJ, inexplicably, spins around and says “I have my moves”.

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It’s just too much, but somehow not enough.

A second scene shows the pair rocking up at Trish’s dance school, confronting a headband-wearing Denise Walsh.

“Just come to witness the fall from grace”, Curtis blurts out. Clearly, he’s been cast as the sinister enforcer to AJ’s Joker-like ringleader.

In fairness to Curtis, he gets somewhere close to menacing with the line: “So much so we’ve decided to take over the clientele and jump ship after our little…confessional”.

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In a third scene – presumably the dramatic showdown to round off the storyline – Trish accuses them of “what is known by law as theft of company information”.

Curtis, arms folded, tells her: “We’d suggest calling off the witch hunt”. Scary. Terrifying. Deeply evil energy.

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It’s all very GCSE drama, isn’t it.

You know what? I’m actually quite invested. Give the pair their own soap.

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