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It makes me feel overstimulated
‘Harry probably didn’t answer his real calls’
Someone tell him TikTok adverts need an internet connection in order to be uploaded
What on EARTH are this lot playing at!?
I can finally sleep at night
They’re ‘concerned she’s jumped into this too quickly’
Not Tom Holland launching a zero alcohol beer and calling it BERO
This might actually force me to swap
She was furiously arguing with fans who reacted badly to her last album in 2022
Soooo shady I love it
‘Nobody has ever been more 21’
Did ANYONE have a nice time?
Brat autumn girlies rise up!
Even Sabrina Carpenter is using it
‘Music is not important – artistry is’
Obsessed with them all
Massive highs and abysmal lows
It’s the same journalist who exposed the viral rude Blake Lively interview!?
‘I should have learned it two or three times ago’
‘Demi Moore’s coat in The Substance is the best performance of a coat since JLo’s in Hustlers’
‘I was ready for her to never speak to me again’
Lawyers demanded Jaguar Wright interview was pulled after she claimed Jay-Z and Beyoncé were ‘monsters’
‘I have huge amount of respect for him as a person – but sometimes want to strangle him’
Urgently need answers and explanations!
Apparently she’s eyeing up a role in the next Quentin Tarantino movie
‘Seems like they’re just making fast fashion and changing the price tag’
The most disappointing film of the year
Always wanted to see myself crushed by a hydraulic press tbf
‘When you enable someone, they’re never going to realise what they’ve done is bad’
‘Harry was so f*cking sick of him’
He was in the house with Chelsea from Selling Sunset during Late & Live last night
Cue the 40 year olds fuming that they already knew this
What on EARTH were they thinking!?
He got so annoying at Niall Horan’s concert that security had to intervene
She purposely didn’t invite him to check if he was with her for the wrong reasons
‘Unfortunately, there is no magic boob potion’
The actual founder of Crumbl cookies had to speak out against it
It literally gives you hundreds of songs to listen to when you’ve got no internet connection!?
‘The truth always comes out in the end’
‘Stop photoshopping my wedding ring – we’re very happy’
Scared to tell anyone how high my score was…
‘We don’t see any footage – it makes it so challenging for us’
All that drama before the whole cast had even entered the dinner party!?
‘Camila and I have done the best job at preserving our private little fire of love for each other’
Craziest (and best) film of the year
She even said back then that she falls in love fast
Bon Iver and Tinashe!?!?! I’m shaking
She released four new albums four re-releases and not one song made the cut
Her dress apparently cost under $400!
This drama is so terminally online it’s insane
‘I am in shock because we were engaged for 12 years, and he got married after one month’
‘The family claim lies after lies, but then don’t say what the lies are – they don’t back up anything’
Why on earth did Caspar choose to stay!?
Here’s a full and thorough timeline of this chaotic triangle
Not a single US branch of Costco sells baby oil
Sigh
‘Ryan Murphy was 100 per cent using Travis to get us to watch the show’
The serial killer dinner party in American Horror Story: Hotel was ridiculous
‘I think they have Costcos in every place where he has a home’
‘A phobic, gross nightmare – perhaps, after all, Monsters is about Ryan Murphy’
She hasn’t released a half-decent album since 2013
‘Don’t dox her – we worked it out on the remix!’
Everything about this ‘secretly filmed’ project gives me the ick
The show would have been so different – the wasted potential is killing me!
Chloë Sevigny who plays Kitty had an iconic role American Horror Story: Asylum!
He’s the main reason the show implies a romantic relationship between Erik and Lyle Menendez
‘There were four people involved, two of them are dead – what about the parents?’
In the show she had to be replaced
He’s got a twin who worked on Ryan Murphy’s Ratched!
‘He did everything he could to ensure their stories of abuse were seen on screen’
It’s the ninth worst reviewed album of all time and lowest ever by a female artist
Cooper Koch who plays Erik went with her!?
Such a wild scene
A potential career ender I fear
Obsessed already
‘Painfully dated and glaringly out of touch’
It might be good TV, but the hunger for drama and tears is unfair on the cast
‘Charlie has an anxious attachment style and Eve is avoidant’
Run for the hills, Emma!
‘I didn’t feel like a victim with that lie’
‘I will never let someone bring that side out of me again’
Peak that couples went to Jamaica and The Maldives and others got lumped with the Lake District
‘This is hands down the worst thing ever printed in the history of newspapers’
Announcing endless The Sims 4 updates and expansions proves the company doesn’t care about the fans
Nah I’m shaking
Teeth prank, sister-gate and a song about sh*tting on chests… I need a lie down
‘Any Bruno Mars fan knows Flowers did not achieve all that success on its own’
Of course the teeth make an appearance
This is the most wholesome story ever
Feisty one, you are!
There’s a DVD circulating of the bootleg version and we need to FIND IT
A Wizards of Waverly Place crossover!? A rumour I choose to believe!
Mine giving me Charli XCX, Diet Coke and poppers is an attack
Three singles in – time to get serious
These are so cute I can’t cope
He also says he actually likes the ending!? I thought Tyrion was meant to be smart
‘Why did she kiss an alien? I didn’t understand that part – that was weird’
It’s been an uphill battle, but Katy Perry finally managed to slay this era
Harrison Brocklehurst
