‘This song got a Donkey Kong type beat’ 💀
No prizes for guessing what number one is x
With no eliminations and not a weak queen in the batch, this is truly a celebration of drag
Legendary Legend Stars want what RuPeter Badges has
My jaw is on the ground
I want to live in a world where Jamie Lee Curtis has hotdogs for fingers
‘Arguing with Coleen is like arguing with a pigeon’
12 points all round!
I will be shouting ‘DON’T MAKE ME BEG FOR YOU’ on my death bed
David Tennant and Catherine Tate were filming in Camden, I’m crying you guys
The Wagatha Christie court has also heard Wayne Rooney has a private Insta called ‘Wazzaroon08’
Farrah Moan then called Gia ‘the human embodiment of the Scream mask’
Yes, the Serbian banger does actually name-drop Meghan Markle
I literally call myself José Mourinho five times a day at this point
Chris Hughes and Olivia Attwood getting a viral sound is iconic
Tell you what though, folks, that is bloody NICE!
If you want hellish songs about wolves eating bananas you’ve come to the right place!
Taking some personal time off to mourn Latvia not making the final
There’s a framed ‘Got Brexit done’ poster in the sale for £35 down from £70 guys!
Student loan repayments and Versace teddy bears, naturally
Perfect for when you want to look like you’ve been sprayed on the side of a fairground ride
Miz Cracker and Victoria Scone allegedly on the same season? Sign me UP
Extremely unnerved that it doesn’t use Like A Prayer for Orla’s talent show routine
This film should have been named after Wanda tbh
Play Riff Off in the club you cowards!
I love all these bangers like a love song, baby!
‘Hopefully RuPaul will see now that queens make great guest judges’
My telephone riiiiiings
‘Your outsides are gorgeous, Raven, but your insides are dark and nasty’
Trying to live the Californian surfer boy dream from Stockport
Didn’t realise there were 42 songs when I started this x
Nobody who has used this sound is a bad b*tch sorry
‘I stand by what I said, I’m just sorry it came out in so many accents – I’m a social chameleon’
Team Daya Betty, end of
Surprisingly not just 10 episodes of All Stars 2
Jinkx and Raja on the same season!? I’m quaking
I’m minding my own business, you should too
Number one has a rating of 3.3 – YIKES
These songs will change your life, end of
Chaos reigns, so put a crown on it!
It’s out on the 13th and EVERYONE is back
It is CLOSE
And the queen that finishes second won’t leave empty handed 👀
National Anthem not being the actual national anthem is a disgrace
Petition to make Jared Leto acting in films illegal
My best friend Lesley said ‘Oh, he’s just ranking Miley’
New bio: ‘gay little writer boy’
The talent show episode just got 9.9 on IMDb – the highest rated in Drag Race herstory!
An excellent use of her daily 24 hours tbh
Sobbing that mine is a picture of David Platt from Corrie
AKA, 10 episodes where fans hated who the judges sent home
An episode of Mrs Brown’s Boys or take a prison sentence? Throw away the key baby!
Lord Sugar said: ‘There’s no one else more qualified in business to do the job’
Number nine is honestly so rogue
Considering the pictures that leaked on Twitter last week? It’s happening 👀
Unsurprisingly, there’s not a single episode from before season 10 on the list
A guy on TikTok says choosing a pub near you for a date is ‘inconsiderate’ – at this point, no one can win
The kissing noise gives me the ick tbh
Someone PLEASE tell me what happens to Andy!
Moulin Ru was so good I’ll forgive the fact that no queen went home AGAIN
Cha Cha is the best part, end of
Started the season convinced Nick was a robot, ended it wanting his hand in marriage
Jungle print *is* still on trend you guys!!!
If Stephen Graham is in it, I’m watching x
The most ambitious crossover since Avengers: Endgame
The chaps from the Dirrty video alone deserve their own spot on the ranking
This film was the wildest of rides
Emily is no longer in Paris, she’s held hostage in a billionaire’s villa instead
They’re all my second family tbh
If any film will make you a veggie it’s this one x
Marianne from Normal People and The Winter Soldier facing off? Sign me up!
‘No offence’ though x
A win/win situation if we’re being honest
Bouji Cruises still lives rent free in my mind
Episode four, 35 minutes in – one to watch on private browsing x
Forever grateful that TikTok has brought this theory back
Somebody commented iCussALittle and I can’t stop laughing
Kyle has previously announced he is taking legal action, calling the doc ‘false and damaging’
Russia just surrendered because your ma painted the Ukrainian flag on her fingernails
Hope they still have Kleenex in 2050 because I am weeping x
Maya is played by the evil psychiatrist from Get Out
I was doing lunch with Microsoft x
I won’t lie Aaron it’s not looking good x
‘The biggest issue is from this label it looks like we want to kill children’
The judging on UK Versus the World is the latest culprit
This film has ruined weekends away forever
‘I’ve had people say I’m a meh winner, but I did really well – what show were you watching?’
I knew when she told him he looked like a prawn on Chicken Shop Date it was meant to be
Yes, that is Blair Waldorf enduring hell in Croatia
Every season queens call out abuse they get – but does anything ever change?
‘If you made The Batman today, he’d have to fight The Wordler’
Makes so much sense now x
This season has had more double saves and returning queens than I’ve had hot dinners
This could literally change everything
My time has come x
‘It’s not a vegan friendly product, but it is a friendly product’
I want someone to look at me like Lord Sugar looks at Akshay
Harrison Brocklehurst
