How do you make buying asparagus look that hard?
Question one: Do you own a pair of GAA shorts?
‘We have a small mouse problem, but it’s only a problem depending on how you look at it’
Oh to be a sheep having its arse shaved by Will
I will hate Neil with my last breath
Will is too pure for this earth
The show would be nothing without them
‘We worked too hard and invested too much money for a 45 minute edit’
Erm, she got a standing ovation!?!?
This sound can put a London posho into a coma
Another impossible watch from Lord Sugar
Hayley Cropper’s red coat? Priceless
‘Her tootsies were a little bit dirty so we got them nice and clean’
I don’t want to see billionaires M to the B-ing
‘I in no way condone this abhorrent and shameful part of history’
Anything with the word ‘fungus’ in is pure horror
What’s Armond from The White Lotus doing here!?!?
Men aren’t allowed to use umbrellas apparently
Olivia is the icon of the year already – facts are facts
I can’t get over her spontaneously singing Titanium by Sia
She put chapstick up her nose
She’s got a phobia of milk
He says he’s after ‘Molly and Tommy success’
I am president of the Stacey Hate Club
You know things are bad when a candidate fires herself
I’LL DANCE DANCE DANCE WITH MY HANDS HANDS HANDS
Choosing a favourite Miley cover in this quiz was harder than my uni degree
Number two is so rogue
One girl spent more than the price of a brand new MacBook on 12 cans
Abdul coming closer for these people is not a want but a need
Not the ‘Kim Kardashian of the business world’ in her flop era
This man’s life is beyond belief
Ron’s necklace is causing me great dismay
‘You better walk that f*cking duck’
Shock! They’re all young and fit
Abdul came closer, Abdul got banned
The end of a very cursed era
My life is infinitely better when this silly little show is airing
Can’t get over the candidates being forced to wear full business attire on the beach
‘I guess I’m more similar to Will than I thought’
Dani’s deffo the most likely to say ‘yoo hoo’ to Claude
Really craving a cheeseburger now
It currently has a higher score on Rotten Tomatoes than The Godfather
Oh to play Among Us in the bath with Benoit Blanc
That evil PE teacher is so familiar
I can’t believe we got 12 seasons in A YEAR?
‘I will bite, I will sting, and I will leave my mark’
Manifesting all of them to be cast on a season of Big Brother
Amanda has changed the trajectory of my life forever
‘Wilfred, can I just tell you something? What is on the flag of Wales?’
She said she had to speak to producers about it at one point
He’s right and he should say it !!!
‘We had more drama on our dry run than the actual show’
This is my multiverse of madness
Getting this out of the way before the return of LadBaby
‘Since losing her twins, Amy’s had an ongoing battle with loving her body and this low blow has set her back’
‘The Whale is unapologetically fatphobic, and deserves to be critiqued for that’
Chanita announcing she fancies Miles from Made in Chelsea sends me
‘I can’t explain to you how heightened the emotion was because you’re so sleep-deprived and anxious’
Blu winning UK Vs the World feels forever ago
It’s the first time they’ve had siblings on the show!
‘Fashion, beauty, runway pose – Icesis nails it on the nose’ 💅🏻
There’s a set of actual twins competing?!?!?
Icesis Couture spent $70k to compete on Canada’s Drag Race Vs the World
We’ve got you covered, hunty
‘To all the nasty hypocrites, give your head a wobble’
‘I would have thought the MAFS family would know better by now’
‘I don’t agree with what’s happening here, I don’t agree with what you guys are doing to me’
Did the Grinch produce this reunion?
‘Breakups are never easy, even when amicable – we can’t thank you enough for your support’
I’d be banished straight away I fear
Their Instagrams give NOTHING away
Dead vibes if you get faithful
I personally am radiating rizz
Can’t stop thinking about Claudia’s turtleneck
She’s taking over from Laura Whitmore… what on EARTH is this play???
Howling that his website features a testimony from Logan Paul
Don’t even speak John’s name around me
‘I wonder how many people got sick? And how many people those people got sick?’
‘I told them very early on that I did not want her to be in the middle of a love triangle’
If we didn’t see a body I refuse to believe they’re actually dead
Brb off to become a siren so I can have eyes that blue
This is not a drill!!!
Obsessed with the video of her interviewing Dr Alex from Love Island
The creators said they’ve laid out storylines for ‘at least three or four’ seasons
I worship at the altar of Ortega
I was shaking when Christina Ricci did the classic clicks
If you don’t have Wistful Yearning at night, don’t talk to me
I listened to Taylor Swift for the entire duration of a working week
Advent calendars counting down to this carnage are needed
Can really imagine Thomas having a scrap over the peas in Toby Carvery
He literally modelled his entire character off Joey Essex
Matt reeks of an all day breakfast triple
No prizes for guessing what number one is
Sminty Drop twerking and crying dressed as a moth was better than anything at London Fashion Week
Shaking at my headliners being Taylor Swift, Beyoncé and Madonna
Harrison Brocklehurst
