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Michael Marouli’s black heart look is my Roman Empire
The TV trickery is beyond belief
I will never forgive Ashley for what she did on that bridge
Biting my nails like a nervous madman watching these
If I see any songs by Drake, it’s bad news
‘We didn’t see sunlight or fresh air for seven days’
If I get a lame Sound Town, do not speak to me
To the surprise of literally no one, we love Taylor Swift
‘We stress to all cast that the series should not be seen as a vehicle to gain fame’
It’s been a journey
Jordan and Henry clapped back in an interview
The way each season has somehow got more chaos needs to be studied
My girls are back… I’m sobbing
Any film featuring The Cheeky Girls deserves an Academy Award
‘I feel the need to put the record straight’
Students literally loaned their actual dorm rooms to the production team
Emerald Fennell’s hedonistic second film is sometimes thrilling, often cringe
They are truly living their best life
Their five year run of songs were for charity, but there’s no one it served more than themselves
Can’t wait to once again be told I streamed nothing but Taylor Swift
Baby we don’t stop and and we don’t quit!
Everyone referring to Jamie-Lynn Spears as ‘Britney’s sister’ against her wishes is pleasing to me
Of course Jordan is on the shots
‘You have to take what you do seriously, but don’t be serious about it’
He was behind the wheel for the night he, Diana and Dodi lost their lives
The rollercoaster of Olivia opinions has been wild
Cannot imagine pretending to still be married to someone for that long
The hate turning to love journey we had with Georges is for the history books
Get the tissues out it’s time to cry
‘We aren’t friends and that’s fine’
Not Georges saying it’s been ‘unbaguettable’
No Dingo Dollar Challenge prize for guessing the top two
Someone called Peggy the job centre because she won’t shut up about Georges’ job
Both of these should be reaching their peak of drama, but I’ve never been more bored
‘I ruined Paul’s shirt with my tears – I felt like someone had died’
No prizes for guessing what number one is
Joking about Britney Spears’ ordeal and Hamas should be the final nail in the chuckle-free coffin
The decision comes after she wrote a controversial article for The Times last week
‘There’s a saying a dog instantly knows when its time’s up, that’s kind of how I felt’
Peggy gets worse every episode I fear
Laura, I’ll be your mate instead
Need a marathon watching all 10 of these back to back
His ex girlfriend is King Charles III’s goddaughter
Resisting the urge to choose All Too Well twice
But let’s face it, there was never a bad season
I never want to hear Stay Stay Stay again in my life
They were seen kissing in Paris? Girl, the bedbugs!
He claims production were ‘in his ear’ telling him to go to Jordan’s apartment
Unless you’re too scared, of course x
How the hell is Brad in the top five?
Of course Hallie’s is the biggest slay
Still hasn’t sunk in Hallie’s been evicted
Sharks, a proposal and Miss Chanandler Bong
Explaining these costumes to a Victorian orphan would put them in a coma
‘For Snatch Game I was going to do the artist Banksy fused with Lorraine Kelly’
Um, why do they all sound like they should be on Midnights?
She said she had to quit for ‘the good of her health’
You loved our first 60 essential movies, so here’s 40 more
The entire cast are gunning for them and I simply don’t understand it
‘The fact he was not ashamed and proud to be with me shows how incredible he is’
Bev from Midnight Mass keeps me up at night
Watching Davide play silly little games is my Roman Empire
2000 movie buffs were tested, and these are the results
Don’t trust anyone who puts Ross last
God forbid a man’s partial to a squat from time to time
‘It’s natural to have opinions, but the line is crossed’
Everyone’s desperate for the Mirabel card
I can’t unsee it now
Why is JJ wearing a vest may I ask?
I’ve literally listened to this album at LEAST once a week since it came out
The horror series king of Halloween
Bianca deserves a Pride of Britain award for how she handled all that
‘In hindsight, I regret a lot… it’s hard reading the constant abuse I’ve received recently’
I need Chanelle and Jordan to fall in love
Scientists tested 250 people with heart rate monitors and the spooky results are IN
‘It’s taken me a long time to move forward and get over it’
I can’t get over Troye in drag for One Of Your Girls
‘It was an attack, and I didn’t understand where it was coming from’
Mike Flanagan’s Netflix ‘Flanaverse’ just gets deeper and deeper
Mike Flanagan always gets his spooky shows CORRECT
Everything they get up to when they aren’t pretending to work in an office for a task
Still feeling unsure about why they randomly flipped to arguing in French
I cannot believe the Roxanne Pallett saga actually happened
Nathanial previously said his one request for his MAFS partner was a non-smoker
How the hell is Hallie only 18?
His first presenting gig was with Kimberley from Girls Aloud
Don’t let pointless culture wars make you think this show has been anything other than diverse
NEED to go for a wine with Kerry
Not Jenkin enduring World War III within the first hour
‘Even though I was saying I was fine in the second episode, it still got to me’
A cig-filled ode to the house’s most iconic area
‘I have a message and a meaning behind every outfit I wear’
At least we’ve now cleared up her dad drove a Rolls Royce to school
I need Curtis being cringe on my screen once more
Josie Gibson slayed her season before she went on to This Morning
Of course Mel C pops up
Jess and Sammy only managed two months before breaking up
If someone I was married to told me I’d ‘passed the test’ I’d be divorcing
‘Things have changed since leaving the villa’
‘She needs to be reminded she’s a drag queen like everyone else’
Yep, this is realllyyyyyyyyyyy happening
‘They are very different people who don’t seem to connect on an emotional level’
If you dwell on Ancient Greece, call me
He also said a lot of the cast ‘can’t be trusted’
Of course Ella and Nathanial are least compatible
Week two and the chaotic gossip is everywhere
‘Porscha deserves an Academy Award – there’s nothing genuine there’
‘She does my nut in’
‘I’m the fashionable northern chip shop woman’
The show’s over for the year but the drama never rests
‘He entered the process with more information than we’d normally disclose, and did so with full consent’
He’s also pulled out of his appearance tonight at Bournemouth’s Halo nightclub
‘I’m embarrassed to have to address it and never imagined I’d be writing this’
‘I didn’t throw any money at a homeless person – it was a kind gesture that’s been twisted into an evil act’
The Jack Grealish lookalike will cause carnage of the highest order
I can’t escape his sheepish little face
Adrian’s blocked Thomas and Thomas’ mum kicked off with Adrian
I need to go and have a lie down
Can anything live up to the dizzy heights of Padam Padam?
‘There are a lot of parallels between Ella and Nathanial and me and Adrian’
£100 to see a singer with two albums? It can’t go on
From gaining 150,000 Instagram followers to spaghetti with Taylor Swift
Her performance is a ‘campy delight’ and she’s the best thing about the whole season!
Angelica Ross says she never reported it because when one person did, they got ‘repurcussions’ for doing so
‘Working for Shein is an awful career move, and I’d look at Paige’s management for giving her terrible advice’
If one more person adds me to theirs I’m going to smash my phone
The two are teasing it and the Swifties and Barbz are going feral
Feel like I’m completing a Tomb Raider level just to get the 1989 (Taylor’s Version) tracklist
They’re officially the youngest and coolest cast the show’s ever had
Following them all so I can spend hours guessing who’s actually still together
After insane demand from fans, Kim’s scrapped debut album Problématique is finally out
The pose where the lads are rubbing their hands together is pure evil
The two were married between 2010 before divorcing in 2012
‘He’s a bit of a vile predator – he wouldn’t take no for an answer’
I am so ready for the TV event of the year
It all plummeted after allegations they skipped the queue for the Queen’s coffin
The Drag Race X Selling Sunset crossover we never knew we needed
Ageless queen Sarah Michelle Gellar will always be mother
As the girlies moan about memes, might I suggest we all just lighten up a bit?
Jonbers Blonde and Bailey J Mills have also piped up backing Danny
Doja Cat doing a medley of three of the best songs of the year? We’re not worthy
Epic Games might not have moved to four season chapters after all
Streets saying it could be a real estate expansion pack? Take my money
Not everyone saying it sounds like dialogue from her Hollywood mobile game
Not them saying it was inspired by Soho Farmhouse
Danny Beard’s also back hosting The After Shave, where they interview the eliminated queen!
This show treats the sexy parents like pensioners and they deserve better
‘A lot of guys see us as a fetish – I never believed I would get married’
One queen has toured with Little Mix AND Dannii Minogue!
Please spare a crumb of coin for me Mama Ru
I have been utterly humbled by my results
She lives with her nan and I love that for her
Vampire is a strong contender for best song of the year
‘I pour my little heart out but as I’m hitting “send”, I picture all the faces of my disappointed friends’
Nobody is safe from their clutches
You best believe I am well and truly breaking the Tension
Why does the divorce plot keep thickening? I need answers
And it’s officially the longest season ever – six episodes more than last year
Across five decades of pop music, our love for Kylie never goes anywhere
‘There are many speculative narratives as to why, but truly this is a united decision’
Tasha Ghouri the woman that you are
Of course they’ve all gone on a Virgin Voyages influencer cruise
This is a Piper Pace hate account
‘She’s giving off the energy that I wouldn’t be friends with her – the dress looks like it’s from Shein’
Stop waving around fake wands, guys – Hogwarts isn’t real
The winners have clapped back after getting the abuse on Kai’s TikTok
In the immortal words of Ian Beale: He’s got nothing left
There’s just been a huge announcement that changes EVERYTHING
Now Schofield’s gone it will never be the same again
I can’t get over how different Dawn looks
Sachin and Nicki have been hanging out irl and his TikTok bio says he’s her P.A…
Doja Cat has now deleted the album announcement post on Instagram since the internet clocked on
‘I wish Mitch all the best and hope he finds his happiness. It’s time for both of us to start a new chapter’
Jennifer Coolidge should have been in it for five seasons
Do we need to save AJ Odudu, Olly Murs and Rylan from a basement somewhere?
Their breakup ruined me, them getting back together healed me – but why am I this invested?
‘They look at every single text, email and WhatsApp you’ve ever sent’
Um, there’s a ripped Fishstick skin called Fish Thicc
I live in fear of being dragged to the break room by Milchick
Khaby Lame, the most followed creator on TikTok, is allegedly in the next Battle Pass
Doja Cat tweeting that she hates her fans is somehow making her excellent new singles slap even harder
The Vault tracks on Red changed the trajectory of my life
RuPaul’s had Courtney Act blocked on social media since 2015
Kassy and Johnnie are putting bi people where they belong – in the villa and on mainstream TV
It’s been 15 years since Gaga released her debut record and changed pop music forever
‘Your behaviour towards me, acting two faced on a podcast, is horrific’
Apple TV’s seven hour hijacked flight from Dubai to London is my new silly obsession
He also denies accusations he’s attempting to ‘exploit’ Britney
The high camp performance art of these hollow pop bangers must be studied
My wholesome king and queen deserve more
They met on the set of one of Britney’s music videos
Rita Ora is to me what Craig David is to Anton
Blasting out Pon De Replay and touring with Snoop Dogg
CHARLI XCX IS FEATURED ON IT?
The most fun history homework ever
The vibes between the origin and the TikToks could not be more different
‘Remember when you hit the brakes too soon?’
Their first dance will be to Head & Heart
Shock: He’s still at it!
Erin Patterson denies wrongdoing after she served a meal that killed three family members and put one in hospital
This album changed the trajectory of my life
TWO WEEKS TO GO PEOPLE
Barbie’s the latest to join the club
She mothered so hard as Mother
The ultimate watchlist sorted
We need her vocals featured on his next banger
Obsessed with the blazer one
A generation of LGBTQ people would live differently if we watched it as teenagers
Just give us an hour of Scott and Catherine
They were still up flirting at 5am…
‘How many fingers would I have to cut off to become a Paralympian?’
How am I meant to believe Kit Connor is 16?
Oh to sip on an iced vanilla latte in Whiterun
Song of the millennium
‘There’s never gonna be a battle… I would never go head to head with a girl for a man’
Taylor needs to add Bad B*tch as a bonus track on Reputation
‘Salt air’ could raise me from the dead
I need to take compassionate leave to mourn Whitney not winning
To buy the game in full now costs you over £1000
‘Someone did their main sh*t of the day in the shower’
Scott is MY national treasure
Yep, boob growing Barbie from the film is real
I can already hear screams of ‘Shangela was robbed’
Never forget that you are Kenough
Scott VS Mitch was for the history books
Scott should send a handwritten apology to Emeli Sande
Greta Gerwig’s insane for this
Peak if you get Midge
The producers were chucking dollars at them this season
Pausing Barbie when she says ‘do you guys ever think about dying?’ to watch Oppenheimer
If I got lumped with Abi I’d be ordering an Uber
I need my girlies to patch things UP
Lisa’s level is my safe space
It’s got its own little TikTok jingle for the LADS
‘Never trusting a primal season ever again’
Never been more jealous of Love Islanders in my life
‘AI will not replace us’
‘Not a soaking clock!’
This last week has been a slog
I guess he just forgot gay men bigger than a size small also enjoy sex and partying
Why does RuPaul look like Joni Mitchell?
This is the weirdest thing to imagine
Shannel and Roxxxy on a season together is not a want but a need
‘It’s a cinematic triumph – poignant, clever and hilarious’
Shaking over the Hayley Williams feature
I’ve already had to block Ellen Degeneres
Love Island is lacking love
Just say exclusive like the rest of us!
Sammy and Montel are Tyrique’s minions
This has no business being so satisfying
Catherine don’t do this to us!!!
Not the Loch Henry trio doing the Spider-Man meme
Elon Musk is shaking
TV peaked in 2008 with a Big Brother zombie apocalypse and an undead Davina McCall
Number three is so random
Trying my hardest not to be Brutal
Ryan Gosling singing I’m Just Ken needs an Oscar
The pirate theme is a … choice
Six episodes were ordered, but only five are going to air
‘In an ideal world, you’d watch it once and then it would change’
Feel 12 years old laughing at this
It’s one mishap after another
Sammy was a jumpscare
I have now indeed got that Summertime Sadness
She’s an icon, she’s a legend and she is the moment
I don’t know what to believe anymore
If you didn’t see the Shut Up and Dance twist coming, I don’t know what to tell you
Erm, have we been watching the same series?
The worst episode ever just got even worse
Why lose what makes it special?
How was this overlooked!?
One episode was inspired by I’m A Celeb
You’re in the sub for 12 hours, but the whole trip lasts 10 days
The quality took a Nosedive
I’ve still not recovered from this episode
He’s a Cambridge graduate
Demon 79 is the first episode to get the Red Mirror branding
I believe in season three supremacy
Don’t worry: Mazey Day is last
Still feel sick after the twist in Loch Henry
Leigh-Anne Pinnock understood the assignment with her new banger
How the hell are they making content with The Jonas Brothers?
I thought I was free of this Lea Michele hell
When will I be free from these destructive shackles?
The consequences from the dinner party are still being felt…
I will never moan about week one again
Mehdi is the one most likely to wake up and make everyone a coffee so they’re ready for the morning
‘I’ll fix my credit when you fix that drooping ass’
Not being dramatic but it was the worst day of my life
Situations escalated after a minor car crash
It’s making me want to go on holiday tbh
‘You know it takes a little bit more than them dropping a tank on me to take me out’
The worst Battle Pass of all time? Perhaps
Completely bland, utterly boring – I’m dreading the next few months
Heidi N Closet is the latest to walk prematurely out of the Werk Room
Giddy up, Bella Goth!
All we need now is Smells Like Teen Spirit in Simlish
Jess an instant icon I fear
‘I love bum bum’? It’s gonna be a long summer
Ruling LGBTQ+ Islanders out as ‘logistically difficult’ isn’t going to cut it anymore
There are many reasons why Schofield is under fire, but his sexuality isn’t one of them
Young people are sick of starting our day with fake smiles from 50 year olds
This has done more damage for the vape community than health warnings ever could
He beat Jahméne 10 years ago and has been annoying us with his songs ever since
Molly looks like she doesn’t have the capacity to speak with an inside voice
She claims ‘They took over a year to pay me my winnings because they conveniently kept forgetting they owed me $100k’
Let’s get some regional queers on the telly
Mother Gareth was an icon as per
‘There’s no meeting in the middle when it comes to intimacy’
Queen Dannii Minogue is back to host
They’re out NEXT MONTH
I tell everyone I ever meet that Can’t Get You Out of My Head was choreographed in a hotel room
Just in time for her to release her 16th!
You’d never go on a cruise if it wasn’t gifted, so get it off my FYP
‘Even the music is dreadful’
Yikes – it’s officially the worst rated HBO series of all time
‘Not kissing Josh and then kissing Bobski three times didn’t sit right with me’
The sweet, sweet return of the webslingers
My timeline can’t stop padaming
Dan’s causing carnage already
If you’re feeling uncultured, you’re not alone
With half the cast London based, show’s only flaw is its failure to showcase the rest of the UK’s gay scene
New lad Dan’s Insta is a bit TOO sexy I fear
Me and the only two Fortnite friends I have are screwed
TikTok has changed everything this year
Groundbreaking without sacrificing Love Island levels of messiness – I love it
For those who also barely passed GCSE maths
Mrs Kasha Davis is better than Nicki Minaj when you think about it…
I’m gonna get annihilated in this mode I fear
My impatience is killing me
‘Get the help you need and leave me the f*ck alone’
I am all-consumingly invested
Queens all get the exposure they deserve without losing the tension of eliminations
This year has the least amount of countries competing since 2014
‘Because I’m not – that’s in Iraq, miles away, and f*cking dangerous’
We should preserve season nine’s in a museum
Peeta is a burden
God only know what Sims endured on the Makin’ Magic rollercoaster
I’m ready for the jungle biome
No way is Poker Face by Lady Gaga sneakily hidden in an emote
The ponytail is a slay
Sheer terror in the Mushroom Kingdom
The season seven ripped white dress changed lives
Is the production team running out of queens they want to return?
Three queens are allegedly banned from ever returning?
‘I know it’s not intended to be racist, but it feels like it is’
No one celebrates May the 4th like Fortnite
‘I hope you will be as lucky as me to be 40 and working steadily’
I would trust the Siddiquis with my life
Her social media presence is perfection
Nothing has ever mattered more
We need her disappearance adapted into a Netflix series
Eddie’s name in the title, don’t play with me like this…
Regular Sims 4 walls covered in windows is not a greenhouse, end of
Jimbo’s is literally giving Met Gala
Mrs Kasha Davis was ROBBED!
Never forget Shangela on Glee
All three Calvin Harris collabs are a stone-cold classics
There’s no outcry when Lewis Capaldi is on billboards in his underwear – and we all know why
‘Men can’t get pregnant, and anyone who believes otherwise needs locking up’
She gagged the Mushroom Kingdom when she got on the motorbike
TARDIS GLIDER KLAXON!!!
Streets are saying Kim Kardashian is playing a painter called Tanya
Cinema peaked when she got crushed by an asteroid in Disaster Movie
If you don’t have these essentials, you’re doing yourself dirty
It’s their chance to show the world exactly why they won
Instead of a young student mum, the £85k cash prize went to literal landed gentry
Just the people who need their son to win £85k
The Jenny wheel has once again been spun!
‘Everyone with nothing was happier than those with everything’
RuPaul has forced the queens to do her songs 36 times
How did I forget you can send bees to attack Sims you hate?
The Traitors, Rise and Fall and Tempting Fortune airing back to back? We’re not worthy
My bank account is weeping
Dirt bikes are BACK people!
Season 15’s Princess Poppy is the latest
‘On her press tour she made sure to say Tyra Sanchez didn’t deserve to win’
James stealing a tea bag that cost three grand was evil incarnate
Jack’s fall from grace needs to be studied
Replaying these as a palate cleanser after the film
They’re following each other on Insta and making dinner plans!
Never in my life have I been so on the edge of my seat at a cliffhanger
Will there even be any money left to win!?
This Barbie is writing her diss x
‘Even though we don’t communicate anymore, I’m quite teary writing this’
Bury me in Sasha Colby’s puffer look
Living in Willow Creek is such an ick
This could literally be the best thing to ever happen
I feel like I get nerdier every time I hear it
‘I deserve the same respect as everyone else – queer people aren’t going anywhere’
‘You’ve done great, I just don’t like you’
‘I know it’s called unconscious bias for a reason, but can nobody see what’s going on?’
‘I could not hold my pee in’
‘When people who look and act like me are given a platform, they’re deemed as the negative or the aggressor’
She’s dominating the cinema in Pearl and Infinity Pool right now
The Loosening never ends
When someone so queer is loved by your nan, you don’t feel as much of an outcast
‘I don’t think World of Wonder is thrilled with me doing a podcast, which is sad’
‘It had Loosey in shambles’
‘People can call me delusional – I earned a spot in the finale’
My favourite way to waste eight quid x
I want a divorce from My Wedding Stories
How is Margaret managing to break and heal my heart at the same time?
How is Loosey meant to live, laugh, let loose in these conditions?
If loving Snowy Escape is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
How is this even the same game!?
Oh yay, a gorgeous pier my Sims can do absolutely nothing on!
‘Stop finding reasons to talk about me, just admit you’re obsessed’
No OF COURSE she just fancied a Paddy’s Day pint!
The carnage is expected to erupt on tonight’s episode
Humble as ever
Lady Dimitrescu will always be mother
‘Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or events, is intentional’
I won’t rest until she adds Maroon and makes it 45
Two candidates were reduced to tears
Anyone fancy watching women be torn down and reduced to tears for an hour?
Have you remembered to Let Loose today?
‘My friends call me Karren’
Dani’s confidentiality agreement was the peak of comedy
Highlights include Joe calling The Apprentice a ‘business documentary’
Thomas is the queen of podcasts
It’s got 3/5 on Goodreads!
In the film, Tyler suspects his dad might be a serial killer who was never caught
No he isn’t becoming 007 – don’t start
The nepo babies are loving it
No characters mention the title and it’s got nothing to do with the plot
Can someone please tell me why we’re in Norway?
The way we went from hating Tom to loving him must be studied
Manifesting a music video for Handstand
Mizuki is mother
Catch me NOT feeding Megan’s mealworm slush to my puppy
The Neo-Tokyo theme? INJECT IT
Everything Everywhere All at Once hive rise!
Justice for Casey Becker
Superpowers in the Marvel season? Elite
Need to know which one is Tyga’s favourite
Switch players have never known impatience like this
Already better than Valhalla’s boring England setting
Is AC going full horror?
The franchise will never be the same
Kassandra you will ALWAYS be famous
The SCU is what the MCU wishes it was
Her new single begs us to call her Mother, but I’m afraid we never will
A double firing tastes so sweet
I would enjoy a pint of Estrella with Bowser
The Idol’s script was described as ‘like a rape fantasy’
The bear being one of the girlies is so slay
Give me Hogwarts Legacy but in the world of Buffy I BEG
Mistress Isabelle Brooks hive rise up!
Gagging for a new Battle Pass
Avada Kedavra!
‘Your obsession with age and youth is just weird’
Hogwarts Legacy sold 12 million copies in its first two weeks
‘When a new Supreme rises, the old one fades away…’
You wouldn’t catch me dead on the Wind Wisp broom
I can taste the downfall of Olivia, and it tastes so sweet
‘I’ll make YOU disappear’
Face it: Gryffindor common room is mid
Playing Starfield immediately is not a want but a need
This game’s too gorgeous not to take pictures
Any destroy objects challenge is a friend of mine
‘There’s no Hogwarts without you, Hagrid’
AnGeLa BaSsEtT diD tHe tHiNg!
I want to give Martin a hug
Speaking Diagon Alley DLC into existence
Anetra VS Sasha was one for the herstory books
‘I feel a bit responsible and I really am sorry’
This is so ridiculous
Bring back the candidates from 2022!
Bring back Tupperware methinks
Rachel is still an absolute 10
I’m horrified this isn’t common knowledge?
Imagine stanning someone your whole life and then becoming besties with them?
Casually streaming my Angry Tuna Mix on the way to work
We need Bob back and we need it now
Steps could never
She’s simply a blessing from the Gods of reality TV
I won’t know peace until Jimbo gets a crown
Getting a score of 238 on this is my proudest academic achievement
It’s not happening for another month, when Real Friends of WeHo has ended…
Imagine being in the Dubai desert and getting told you have to make a glass of water last
Lord Sugar was livid
How they filmed the finale car scene has me shook!
‘It’s just a show – and girls like Aura don’t really get how that works’
‘You deserve every bit of criticism you get if you still support Rowling at this point’
Choriza May and Tia Kofi on the same season? Shaking!
They’ll forever be known as highlighter vapes to me
Sarah Lancashire getting all the cast and crew a goodbye candle is too cute
If you lived on Tumblr in 2014 you’re not going to be happy
Awkward flashbacks to when she refused to say Kaz’s name on her season
They’re all family to me (except Neil)
‘We’ve had another bit of a tussle – I won, obviously’
She needs her Olivia Colman Oscar nominated era next
We’re living in a world where ‘Ride dirty, drive clean’ managed to win
Everyone who hated this stupid little masterpiece hates fun
The toughest hero on telly is a middle aged woman from Yorkshire
Viv Deering from No Offence has huge Catherine Cawood vibes
Queer people exist, even amidst the apocalypse
I’m actually sobbing
Hayley Cropper popping up in season two was a fever dream
You don’t care about explicit music videos, you just can’t stand seeing fat queer people living their truth
How do you make buying asparagus look that hard?
Question one: Do you own a pair of GAA shorts?
‘We have a small mouse problem, but it’s only a problem depending on how you look at it’
Oh to be a sheep having its arse shaved by Will
I will hate Neil with my last breath
Will is too pure for this earth
The show would be nothing without them
‘We worked too hard and invested too much money for a 45 minute edit’
Erm, she got a standing ovation!?!?
This sound can put a London posho into a coma
Another impossible watch from Lord Sugar
Hayley Cropper’s red coat? Priceless
‘Her tootsies were a little bit dirty so we got them nice and clean’
I don’t want to see billionaires M to the B-ing
‘I in no way condone this abhorrent and shameful part of history’
Anything with the word ‘fungus’ in is pure horror
What’s Armond from The White Lotus doing here!?!?
Men aren’t allowed to use umbrellas apparently
Olivia is the icon of the year already – facts are facts
I can’t get over her spontaneously singing Titanium by Sia
She put chapstick up her nose
He says he’s after ‘Molly and Tommy success’
I am president of the Stacey Hate Club
You know things are bad when a candidate fires herself
I’LL DANCE DANCE DANCE WITH MY HANDS HANDS HANDS
Choosing a favourite Miley cover in this quiz was harder than my uni degree
Number two is so rogue
One girl spent more than the price of a brand new MacBook on 12 cans
Abdul coming closer for these people is not a want but a need
Someone tell Lord Sugar she needs his investment ASAP
This man’s life is beyond belief
Ron’s necklace is causing me great dismay
‘You better walk that f*cking duck’
Shock! They’re all young and fit
Abdul came closer, Abdul got banned
The end of a very cursed era
My life is infinitely better when this silly little show is airing
Can’t get over the candidates being forced to wear full business attire on the beach
‘I guess I’m more similar to Will than I thought’
Dani’s deffo the most likely to say ‘yoo hoo’ to Claude
Really craving a cheeseburger now
It currently has a higher score on Rotten Tomatoes than The Godfather
Oh to play Among Us in the bath with Benoit Blanc
That evil PE teacher is so familiar
I can’t believe we got 12 seasons in A YEAR?
‘I will bite, I will sting, and I will leave my mark’
Manifesting all of them to be cast on a season of Big Brother
Amanda has changed the trajectory of my life forever
‘Wilfred, can I just tell you something? What is on the flag of Wales?’
She said she had to speak to producers about it at one point
He’s right and he should say it !!!
‘We had more drama on our dry run than the actual show’
This is my multiverse of madness
Getting this out of the way before the return of LadBaby
‘Since losing her twins, Amy’s had an ongoing battle with loving her body and this low blow has set her back’
‘The Whale is unapologetically fatphobic, and deserves to be critiqued for that’
Chanita announcing she fancies Miles from Made in Chelsea sends me
‘I can’t explain to you how heightened the emotion was because you’re so sleep-deprived and anxious’
Blu winning UK Vs the World feels forever ago
It’s the first time they’ve had siblings on the show!
‘Fashion, beauty, runway pose – Icesis nails it on the nose’ 💅🏻
There’s a set of actual twins competing?!?!?
Icesis Couture spent $70k to compete on Canada’s Drag Race Vs the World
We’ve got you covered, hunty
‘To all the nasty hypocrites, give your head a wobble’
‘I would have thought the MAFS family would know better by now’
‘I don’t agree with what’s happening here, I don’t agree with what you guys are doing to me’
Did the Grinch produce this reunion?
‘Breakups are never easy, even when amicable – we can’t thank you enough for your support’
I’d be banished straight away I fear
Their Instagrams give NOTHING away
Dead vibes if you get faithful
I personally am radiating rizz
Can’t stop thinking about Claudia’s turtleneck
She’s taking over from Laura Whitmore… what on EARTH is this play???
Howling that his website features a testimony from Logan Paul
Don’t even speak John’s name around me
‘I wonder how many people got sick? And how many people those people got sick?’
‘I told them very early on that I did not want her to be in the middle of a love triangle’
If we didn’t see a body I refuse to believe they’re actually dead
Brb off to become a siren so I can have eyes that blue
This is not a drill!!!
Obsessed with the video of her interviewing Dr Alex from Love Island
The creators said they’ve laid out storylines for ‘at least three or four’ seasons
I worship at the altar of Ortega
I was shaking when Christina Ricci did the classic clicks
If you don’t have Wistful Yearning at night, don’t talk to me
I listened to Taylor Swift for the entire duration of a working week
Advent calendars counting down to this carnage are needed
Can really imagine Thomas having a scrap over the peas in Toby Carvery
He literally modelled his entire character off Joey Essex
Matt reeks of an all day breakfast triple
No prizes for guessing what number one is
Sminty Drop twerking and crying dressed as a moth was better than anything at London Fashion Week
Shaking at my headliners being Taylor Swift, Beyoncé and Madonna
‘You should want to bring people up – drag should always be about that’
Not being dramatic but Kwame’s park bench changed the trajectory of my life
If you want the It Girl of horror, she’s right here
Stop branding a human rights issue as a cultural difference we should quietly respect
‘We’ve given fans the season of the sister’
‘It’s a great learning opportunity to find out who’s actually interested in being there for the LGBTQ community’
One of 1899’s creators, Jantje Friese, fully denies the claims
The series is intended to represent a ‘counterpoint to Brexit’
‘I’ve been in such a bad way emotionally and physically’
Just give us the twist and get on with it!
If Ciarán Hinds is in it you know the film’s gonna bang
Why does Florence Pugh sound exactly like Mel B in this film?
‘I personally don’t think I said anything out of line’
Wet, cold and crying? Time to stick Phoebe on
‘How is it okay that I have to wake up my sick mother to dig up pictures to prove that I am ethnic?’
Wonder if Matt’s got a new ‘I appreciate you’ tattoo for her yet
Thomas and Nikita together? A recipe for Christmas carnage
‘I would have liked some time to process this privately’
‘It wasn’t an easy decision, but ultimately this is what’s best for us right now’
The chaotic gossip never ends
I can’t believe The Crown didn’t include his reggae side hustle
Gillian Anderson supremacy!!!
He crooned out some dad tunes alongside Wes Nelson and Megan McKenna
This show loves making the reality TV girlies blow a kiss
The Crown showed Bashir forging bank statements, but were his methods illegal or just unethical?
The vibes shifted after Kim Petras called her boobs Mary-Kate and Ashley
The two lived as neighbours in Kensington Palace
On the show she tells her brother she thinks someone tampered with them
They’ve been photographed holding hands AND went to Turtle Bay together 👀
Twitter’s on fire and you chose to give seven quid to a billionaire
Bring back Josh O’Connor as Charles NOW
John Major was quaking
If you have shepherd’s pie hair, you’re a certified menace
Caruso is a former Republican and billionaire
Bushtucker Trials are the only time I’ll ever vote Tory
Boy George deffo gets biggest moaner after mushroomgate
Sorry but I’m shook
‘It’s honestly lazy and disgusting’
The show was allegedly ‘Glee themed’ and saw Rita play Amber Riley
His Instagram… I am looking respectfully
‘No one likes to feel like their time was cut short’
I’m not joking when I say there are over 50
It’s the first time in franchise history that Ru’s missed an episode
‘The traumas I have are ruining my life’
One lyric literally says ‘d*ck long like placenta’
The most followed nearly has 300k
‘I needed time to process what had happened’
He was arrested last month under suspicion of controlling and coercive behaviour
My jaw is still on the Cineworld floor
This cast cannot catch a break
I miss it so much
I watch Hocus Pocus once a week in October and I will not apologise
Don’t even talk to me unless you can recite Toni Collette’s monologue from Hereditary
Another win for Carly Slay Jepsen!
‘I always try to think WWKD: What would Kylie do?’
I got 1989 and can die happy
‘I had to hide it from everyone’
‘He was involved in everyone’s business – he lost control’
Candid, uncensored, spicier than extra hot chicken
Is there any need for the Yorkshire one to have a day spa?
Will we ever know peace?
Play her verse on Unholy at my funeral
At this rate it’s just going to be Adrian, Thomas and a turkey
Swifties rival the FBI for finding these
‘Time to let it go now Duka’
You got me now? You like this one?
‘I’m gonna say it: I do have regrets’
Writing this was my Swiftie obligation
The fact there was a bottom two this week was homophobic
Matt and Gemma have already refused to return
Ban this man from final episodes
The wig wearing lettuce is thriving
I need to know everything about the ‘secret couple swap’ and I need to know now
Her sofa is bigger than my entire house
‘I’m ready to kiss a few more frogs before I find my prince’
‘I didn’t anticipate I’d be marrying Clare Balding’
Let’s face it, the awful ending is to blame
Harrison Brocklehurst
