Lucy Woodham
Lucy Woodham
Assistant Editor

If you do any of these 83 things you are undeniably a ‘sad girl’

You own a hot water bottle and have a drawer dedicated to chocolate

These are officially the fittest boy’s names of 2018, as chosen by you

Sorry Paul

Here’s how to get breaking Newcastle news from The Tab straight to your WhatsApp

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Here’s how to get breaking Edinburgh news from The Tab straight to your WhatsApp

Promise we won’t send you dick pics x

Do Bumble really show the fittest people first? We investigate the algorithm

I need answers

This is how we mugged you off on April Fool’s Day around the UK

As if Game of Thrones was going to be filmed in Birmingham

Love Island producers confirm the new series is starting NEXT WEEK

CLEAR YOUR CALENDAR, CANCEL ALL YOUR PLANS

This is how Instagram ranks the viewer order on your Insta story

There’s a whole lotta stalking going on here

If US Office characters were uni degrees, this is what they’d be

False, Dwight would not be English Lit

Are you writing your dissertation on something mad? We want to hear from you

You’re doing your diss in WHAT

48 things you should under no circumstances do at Cardiff University

Drop out if you’ve done three of these, you reprobate

Calling time on lame boys who ask ‘can I kiss you?’ rather than getting on with it

It’s the biggest mood-kill

These are the best signs from the first day of university strikes

These are first class worthy

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are in Edinburgh right now

I wanna be part of this relationship

Police are appealing to locate missing UCL undergraduate, Alice Hart

She was last seen at Charing Cross Hospital

We’re looking for a whole new editorial team for The Tab Oxford

Lead the team which beat Cambridge in page views

Swiping Sunday is going to be the most desperate time of your single life

The most matches are made on dating apps this Sunday

Cinderella-ing is the latest tactic which will guarantee you a second date

It’s when you leave an item of clothing at their house