The 30 wildest moments from Married at First Sight Australia Season 6
Cyrell makes up at least a third of these
For many of us, Married at First Sight Australia Season 6 was our first taste of the show and boy, what a series it has been. All the way up until the MAFS reunion show, there’s been non-stop fights, flirting, shagging and drama. It’s fair to say it’s probably been the most wild dating show to exist, knocking Love Is Blind, Too Hot To Handle and Love Island out of the park, and that’s all thanks to these 30 shocking Married at First Sight moments:
WHEN INES’ FIRST UTTERANCE TO BRONSON WAS SLAGGING OFF HIS EYEBROW PIERCING
This definitely wasn’t the worst part of their disastrous relationship, but it set the tone nicely.
LIZZIE CALLING SAM’S VOICEMAIL AFTER HE SAID ‘I DON’T HAVE VOICEMAIL’
She’s got you there pal.
WHEN MATT TELLS LAUREN HE’S A VIRGIN AND SHE JUST REPLIES…FUCK
JESSIKA TELLING DAN SHE FANCIES HIM WHILE AT A DINNER PARTY AND STILL MARRIED TO MICK
She practically took off her dress for Dan at the dinner table and Tamara got so jealous she came over and forced herself onto his lap. Say what you want but that girl knows how to flirt. Teach me.
WHEN NING GOES THROUGH MARK’S CUPBOARDS AND THEY’RE JUST…EMPTY
A thousand memes about how men don’t have any belongings, all proved true when Mark’s fridge was literally empty. Not even some ketchup.
BRONSON WEARING THAT YELLOW ONESIE ON THE NIGHT OF HIS HONEYMOON
Well obviously she’s not going to want to shag you when you dress like that.
WHEN CYRELL PUTS CHICKEN FEET IN NIC’S CURRY AS A JOKE
In fairness, this was probably the moment we all realised how jokes Cyrell was.
ELIZABETH GETTING BACK TO THE HOTEL ROOM AND SAM HIDING THE TOOTHBRUSHES
I haven’t seen anyone try this hard to hide evidence since Watergate. At some point, when you’re hiding the toothbrushes, you’ve probably got to start listening to your conscience.
WHEN DINO RECORDED MEL ON THE PHONE
I haven’t seen this many recorded phone calls since Watergate. I think this is an excellent, guaranteed way to torpedo your relationship though.
WHEN MIKE TELLS HEIDI TO JUST GET TO THE POINT BECAUSE HE’S NOT HER THERAPIST
Mate. It’s your honeymoon.
JESSIKA’S FRIENDS SAYING ‘SHE WON’T LIKE HIM’ REALLY REALLY LOUDLY AT THE WEDDING
And they weren’t wrong!
WHEN LAUREN TELLS MATT SHE WAS ONCE A LESBIAN AND MATT STOPS SPEAKING FOR LIKE A WEEK
I have never seen a man sweat this much on television. From here on Matt says he feels “overwhelmed” in literally every sentence for the rest of the show.
WHEN CYRELL GRABS MARTHA BY THE ACTUAL NECK
While Martha is in her dressing gown and a facemask. Hurricane Cyrell at her absolute best.
AND CYRELL BREAKING MARTHA AND MICHAEL’S FRUIT BOWL
WHEN JESSIKA FINALLY TELLS THE GROUP ABOUT HER AND DAN’S AFFAIR
This was Casa Amor level adrenaline levels. Honestly, somebody give Jess an Oscar for this performance. Dan on the other hand looked like a pigeon about to explode.
SAM THROWING INES ON THE BED
So wrong but so right.
AND JUST THEIR WHOLE AFFAIR
Poor Bronson really thought Ines was staying ‘stay’ to remain in the experiment, in her own room, metres from Sam’s.
WHEN BRONSON CALLED INES A C*NT AT THE COMMITMENT CEREMONY
Um, whoa Bronson did that come from?!
WHEN SAM SUDDENLY DECIDED HE DIDN’T SEE A FUTURE WITH INES
Could’ve called that from the minute they started texting.
SUSIE AND BILLY HAD A WHOLE ARGUMENT ABOUT SUGAR
Susie full on made it out like Billy had cheated on her from how outraged she was at Billy not declaring he had some Splenda in the cupboards.
SAM AND INES GETTING IT ON AT THE DINNER PARTY IN THE ROOM NEXT DOOR
There was cuddling, hair touching, kissing on the forehead – the pair were sat there for at least 10 minutes and you’re telling me not one person came in looking for either of them?
CYRELL’S BROTHER JUST BEING A TOTAL DICK TO NIC FOR NO REASON
Nick didn’t deserve this. He’s a saint who needs protecting at all costs.
INES AND BRONSON HAVING THAT HUGE BARMY ON A BOAT ON THEIR HONEYMOON
And the captain just kept on going, driving his lil boat.
THE GIRLS’ NIGHT OUT IN THE GOLDIE
Those drinks in the Gold Coast escalated real quick when Cyrell told Lizzie Martha supposedly had a picture of Ines and Sam getting off together. And then Lizzie fully squared up to her. Lots of pointing, lots of screaming, lots of margaritas. TV gold.
WHEN MATT TELLS LAUREN HE MAGICALLY NO LONGER FANCIES HER IN A GENUINE FIT OF RAGE
AND he tells the whole group at the dinner party..instead of to her privately? Wtf Matt? This is the moment the nation realised the nice guy act was up. His vein practically popped out of his forehead.
WHEN HORNY NING FINALLY PUTS IT ON MARK IN THE TREEHOUSE AND WHEN HE REJECTS HER SHE CALLS HIM…FRIGID
Hahahahaha Mark from Year 9 is frigid everyone x
MARK DUMPING NING AT THE ALTAR
Sure, he said it was for reasons, but we all know it was because she called him frigid weeks previously.
WHEN JULES AND CAM FULL ON UGLY CRY BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE IN GROUP ARE ARGUING
Guys it’s literally not about you? Maybe that’s exactly it – they’re sad because everyone took a break from talking about them and their perfect relationship for one second. We get it guys, you’re in love.
SUSIE CALLING BILLY ‘DARLING’ ALL THE TIME
Not that wild, but really annoying.
WHEN JESSIKA ASKS DAN IF HE LOVES HER AFTER A WEEK
Look, if it takes you a whole minute to say it back, you just don’t love them. Dan, if you are reading this, blink twice.