Which of the 10 cringe LinkedIn grad personas are you? Take this quiz and find out
So long as I’m not the over-sharer I’m good
Tom HaynesGaze into the cesspit that is the LinkedIn feed and you’ll find a treasure trove of horrible horrible people. The denizens of this awful site present the worst versions of themselves, whether it’s in their virtue-signalling, their humble-bragging, or their weirdly personal anecdotes.
The world of LinkedIn is populated by 10 types of people and no more, and whether or not you realise it, you are one of these people. If you’re still in denial, take this quiz and I’ll tell you who you really are:
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