Strikes are likely to start after Easter

I hope she hands it in smothered in gravy

Procrastinate a little, you know you want to

Try to get with them and you’ll be punching

You so damn sexy

It’s fucking snowing again

The effort was poor this week so be ashamed

Valentine’s, Shmalentine’s

Guess who’s back and better than ever

We are bee-autiful tbf

They had an impromptu photoshoot in South Park

Jingle bells, deadline hell, Santa please get me laid

Exams? Never heard of them

100 points if you spot the Mean Girls reference

It’s spookier than last week

Take all my money now