80,000 people applied to Love Island this year
Apparently many can’t fathom an alien being a woman
One member interrupted a speech with ‘It should have been a £50 note’, followed by raucous laughter
If you aren’t excited you should be
The Cambridge MP has stepped down over the European Single Market
The retired judge has attracted controversy for his previous rulings
I went to Magdalene expecting little. It turned out to be the best ball I’d ever been to.
“Let them license it, and maybe sell it in Boots”
