Totally objective (based on free speed and vibez)
Forget CamFM and WC, Rowbridge has all the coverage you need
Because Cambridge students won’t be going on dates, don’t be silly x
Your date will thank me x
Get ready for an insufferable amount of pancake puns x
We’re here again doing the work of the people
Free unsolicited advice because your parents aren’t around to do it for you
Stress levels = through the roof
There’s a chill in the air, probably the weather
Its official! I’ve entered the depths of hell…I mean Cambridge
If this article offends you, you might have a problem
Cambridge is great and all, but there’s so much more to see!