This one’s for all my basic bitches
They said ‘some issues are simply not up for debate’
It’s so difficult being so much better than everyone else
People were still on the bus as it caught fire
I know where I’m spending my student loan!!
The charity have claimed the discrimination they face is ‘wholly unacceptable’
‘Swapping to Bluebell is important to me’
Finally, we’re having a Freshers’ week!!
I know, I can’t believe it either
All thanks to the lobbying by our SU sabbatical officers
Oxford, Cambridge and Sorbonne were ranked above us
Can it be October now pls???
Claudia Aoraha
