Someone call a Safe Space Marshall
Fancy a pint at ‘front?
You’re always going to be ‘falling in love with the beers’
Hommo tries to poke holes in fragile masculinity, but confusing dance sequences and vague dialogue leave its message muddled
Walkies will always be in our hearts and camera rolls
“Kem… I say I’m 5″10.”
“So, are you going to be a teacher?”
How neccessary is that 9am?
Apart from that, we haven’t done great
You voted in your hundreds
Think how many tuition fees that could have paid for
Take a break, you’ve already done enough revision today
Not the greatest timing
It’s like a silent disco
Can I vote for everything?
At least we beat Goldsmiths…
Coming for a drink tonight Joe? No? Thought not…
Like your first shag – it’s unlikely it was any good and less likely you’re proud of who it was
The Tab chats to the government’s outspoken former drug expert
It’s bad news for London Met…
We all know you’re not doing any work