Greg Barradale
Assistant Editor

Here’s every single Love Island 2018 contestant as a British uni, even the irrelevant ones

It’s a bumper edition

This is how you can apply for Love Island 2019 right now

Don’t mug yourself

How to successfully slide into my DMs, by Eyal Booker

Eyal talks to The Tab about Tinder, Greggs and his adorable ear complex

Love Island lockdown: This is what contestants go through before entering the villa

Looks like a looooot of fun

Meet the four new Love Island contestants about to shake the villa up

One’s a surfer who lives in Portugal

This is what all the Casa Amor lot do, according to their LinkedIns

Impress your friends at dinner parties with this trivia

We found all the films Dani Dyer has appeared in and they are WILD

Cor blimey get a load of these flicks

Which Love Island boy are you really? Take this quiz and find out

You will know your inner truth

‘Controlling and violent’ student who drove girlfriend to suicide is now partying at Oxford Brookes

Angus Milligan was convicted of assault and kicked out of Aberdeen

Quiz: How many of the Love Island 2017 cast can you remember in four minutes?

This is fucking hard

Quiz: Only a true Love Island fan can accurately match these nipples to the Islander

They think it’s areola…it is now

Behold! Here’s every desperate attempt Eyal has made to get famous

Warning: He puts a fidget spinner on his nipple

Which Love Island girl would you couple up with? Take this really good quiz and find out

Gutted if you get Hayley

We are the male viewers of Love Island and we refused to be shamed

These boys are definitely not pranging

What the cast of Love Island 2018 actually do, according to their LinkedIns

Eyal says he’s been in a Rita Ora video looool

Exclusive: Love Island’s Dr Alex can go back to his job

At least Lewisham Hospital aren’t rejecting him

Look at Clubbers of the Week celebrating the end of exams while you’re still in the library, nerd

Physically. Painful. Content

£100 fines, 3,000 word essays, and ‘strong’ words of advice: How British unis fail to punish racist students

Four students have been suspended for racism in five years. It’s no wonder students are going to social media instead

Roll up, roll up, and find out which uni smokes the most weed

It’s the 2018 Stoner League and you’re all invited

The student suicide figures you’ve seen are wrong – the problem’s actually way worse

The widely reported number is a fifth smaller than the real figure