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There’s a strong case for the time Annie ran over that homeless guy
No, you won’t live in a studio flat in Central London
Like a fist fight in a pub car park, there can only be one winner
‘No sunglasses, no group pictures, no photos with girls’
1000x more reliable than UCAS
Lady deodorant was an absolute revelation
Omg someone saw Serena getting off the train at Grand Central
It only needed 100,000 to be debated in parliament
Law and finance jobs came out on top in the 2017 rankings
If being fabulous is a crime, lock me up
But some of my best friends are called Quail and Wigbert
Kate Nash singing about eating lemons was literally a decade ago
It’s only one stage away from being approved as a prescription drug
‘You can’t just banish it from existence, so the logical thing is to regulate it’
Four years after Au Seve, how is it still a thing?
If you’re a Londoner, you’ll already hate them all
Around 4,500 British men take their own lives every year
Even though they don’t actually have any shops on campus
Owners have apparently met with police to reach an agreement
‘Be with someone who looks at you the way Joe looks at Barack’
He is all of us versus the world
Because a part-time job won’t coat your Mercedes in Swarovski
NB x Trump: The one collaboration we didn’t see coming
Saying ‘I’d never take that much’ is immature and dangerous
A look at the actual harms of what the tabloids call ‘hippy crack’
How can one county produce so many people
We spoke to the rapper about his own struggles with depression
Funda, Agne, Harney – a look back at the faces we’ve lost
Yeah we all get what you did there
Your lack of social life might be good for you after all
A new survey of ‘high net-worth adults’ ranked it number one in the world
He says you can’t get pregnant just from watching him bake
‘Only in America would a reality show star with a toupee have a decent shot at becoming president’
There’s always the one who’s really worried about taxis
One threatened a group of Eastbourne teenagers with a knife
Sir David Attenborough is here to tell us everything is alright
‘They’re making a documentary on me now – I’m a bit worried’
A look back at a love affair shorter than Hiddleswift
‘There’s so much more to it than Fabric – every club I’ve worked in is gone’
One was arrested in Newcastle with a knife yesterday
Northumbria Police arrested one with a ‘bladed article’ yesterday
‘The Mountaineering Club was the only place I felt like I wouldn’t get murdered’
‘They’re basically Americans, if Americans wore full football kits’
VICE described them as ‘assorted brown and beige sludge’
The only list on which you’ll see both Churchill and James Blunt
‘Don’t always go for the good-looking charmers – give a few ugly men a chance’
Ah yes, the one who preferred sports to you
A new study has found that drinking together makes relationships healthier
Navigating the Roger Stevens is basically a BSc in Geography
We’re also apparently the shyest in the whole country
We knew we’d be top of a league table for something
The Central line is an Essex boy and the Northern line works at a startup
Tube flirting, rap music and pictures of scantily-clad women were all banned
Because who would want to live in a Britain without Mo Farah
The ex-UKIP leader has single-handedly killed the ‘tache revival
‘By the time I looked up and realised what happened, he’d already sped off’
Michael Phelps does it and he’s won 19 gold medals
Members posted Anne Frank memes and joked about the ovens at Auschwitz
Apparently tuna and sweetcorn should be paired with Monster Munch and Dr Pepper
‘This is not made up stuff – there are people in our country who want to attack and kill us’
Everyone’s favourite royal baby is turning three today
Pints were 40p and no-one wanted to live in Peckham
If you live in the capital, this is going to make you sad
It’s usually the expats causing trouble
They’re photoshopping the expiration date out
‘Love coach’ Cate Mackenzie has taken London by storm with her flirting workshops
‘The police only started their investigation after we brought them 10 bodies’
They’ll never stay in Bodington nor go to Tequila
The people who voted us out of Europe can’t even use phones
‘People always ask if he’s getting better, but they don’t understand he never will’
The 22-year-old was reported missing earlier this week
An internal memo announced a ‘business casual’ dress code
‘It’s great to tell people about my unforgettable experiences in Fabric club’
You don’t even have to pay us any money
We’re the highest-ranked London university in the Guardian league table
They’ve got more game than your local arcade
You will polish cutlery until your hands stop working
Bobby Palmer
