Every single person you’ll meet at pre-drinks
There’s always the one who’s really worried about taxis
Is there a more reliable microcosm of life in 2016 than your average pre-drinks?
There’s something about those three or four hours before the taxis arrive which boils people down to their rawest forms – thus, every living room come Wednesday or Thursday or Friday night will be populated with sharks, lightweights, promoters and full-on BNOCs.
So where do you fit in this menagerie of sambuca-swilling stereotypes? Here are the 12 people you’re guaranteed to meet at any pre-drinks, ever – you’re probably the schweff.