Rich kids of instagram

The Rich Kids of Instagram, ranked by how much they sponge off their parents

Because a part-time job won’t coat your Mercedes in Swarovski

This week, the Daily Mail ran a double-page spread on the “Rich Kids of Instagram” – the much-maligned 20-somethings who splash their millions on social media for everyone to see.

For every Cartier-laden selfie and Veuve-soaked group shot, a number of questions are raised. “How do I become their friend?” is usually the first. “But are they really happy?” is probably the second, pondered thoughtfully into the middle distance.

The third, though, is probably the most potent. How much, just how much, of that money did they leech off their parents like the bloodthirsty gold-plated parasites they are?

We scrolled through a choice few Instagrams to work out just how much the rich kids of instagram borrow from the bank of mum and dad.

Emir Bahadir (@emirbahadir)

When your name literally means “Prince,” it’s probably hard to stay grounded. Luckily Emir has stayed humble despite his wealthy Turkish real estate background, preferring to spend his time doing normal everyman things like going to the gym.

Always time for a quick #workout #RLTY #NewYork #SoHo #blackandneon #lifestyle

A photo posted by Emir BAHADIR (@emirbahadir) on Jun 21, 2016 at 12:45pm PDT

It’s worth noting that Emir spoke out against his brokerage partner’s “nonstop partying and reckless spending” in June, despite having flown 40 of his closest friends and a Saudi princess to a private island in Turkey for his 24th birthday last year.

What are his hobbies?

Judging from his account, Emir is a fan of flashing his immaculately pruned chest hair and ramping up the sharpness, warmth and saturation to 100 on every picture he’s ever taken.

Seeing the bright opportunity in each new day.. #morning #Mykonos #Bahadiring #blessed ?

A photo posted by Emir BAHADIR (@emirbahadir) on Aug 5, 2016 at 4:25am PDT

Also, you know, yachts and private jets and cashmere rollneck jumpers.

#NYC Here we go ..! #realitycheck #bahadiring ?

A photo posted by Emir BAHADIR (@emirbahadir) on Oct 7, 2016 at 5:53pm PDT

How much of a sponge is he?

In his defence, he does have a job as a broker, but we can’t help but feel he’s just a little bit White Goodman.

Daria Radionova (@dradionova)

Daria keeps her background shady, admitting only that her parents are “business people” from Moldova. She isn’t so shy of the limelight, though, judging on the fact she had her Mercedes covered with ONE MILLION FUCKING SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS.

What are her hobbies?

GOOOOOOOOOOOLD. She loves gold. The taste of it, the smell of it, the texture. If it ain’t gold, our Daria isn’t having any of it.

Python cap n parka is a good combination ??

A photo posted by Daria Radionova (@dradionova) on Nov 8, 2016 at 5:47am PST

Gold everything

A photo posted by Daria Radionova (@dradionova) on Nov 9, 2016 at 12:49pm PST

How much of a sponge is she?

Props to her for auctioning off the car and giving the money to charity, but when £20,000 worth of gems to stick on your Merc is seen as a viable gift then you’re probably veering into sponge territory.

Who works on sundays? Me ?? @drjackets

A photo posted by Daria Radionova (@dradionova) on Oct 23, 2016 at 5:17am PDT

Sure you do.

Nicky Kaufman (@nichazoid)

If you’re looking for a quintessential rich kid on Instagram, Nicky ticks all the boxes. Aggressively tasteless jewellery? Check. More bottles of bubbly than you could shake a Rolex at? Check.

Greed at its finest… I think 15 liters will get me through the day #Vegas #champagne #addict #sorryjay

A photo posted by Nicky Kaufman (@nichazoid) on May 28, 2016 at 3:52pm PDT

Crassly edited photos which make you think, “Christ, if I was this rich I’d make my Instagram so much more tasteful”? Double check.

You can call me the grinch that stole fendi #fendi #fashionweek #milan #ss17

A photo posted by Nicky Kaufman (@nichazoid) on Jun 21, 2016 at 6:15am PDT

What are his hobbies?

Champagne, fancy dress, bathing, fur coats, bathing with champagne.

Vacation life #Orlando #HNN #HBIC

A photo posted by Nicky Kaufman (@nichazoid) on Oct 15, 2016 at 3:36pm PDT

Time for a relaxing bubble bath #carlton #cannes #vacation

A photo posted by Nicky Kaufman (@nichazoid) on Apr 8, 2016 at 8:55am PDT

Bubble bath time #amsterdam #lazyniche #eurotrip

A photo posted by Nicky Kaufman (@nichazoid) on Jul 26, 2015 at 4:30pm PDT

Missing @notorious__abe and our epic champagne pregames #addict #dom #champagne

A photo posted by Nicky Kaufman (@nichazoid) on Jul 10, 2016 at 5:16pm PDT

How much of a sponge is he?

Imagine going on holiday with your parents and trying to smuggle this into the hand luggage.

Packing for the Bahamas #champagneshowers #domaddict #fendi

A photo posted by Nicky Kaufman (@nichazoid) on Dec 21, 2015 at 1:35pm PST

Yep, Nicky is as big a sponge as they come.

Alexandra Dmitrieva (@al_dmi3)

When you have eight siblings to compete with, you have to try and stand out – something which Alexandra has taken to heart.

A photo posted by Alexandra Dmitrieva (@al_dmi3) on Oct 23, 2016 at 6:54pm PDT

Expect to see her lounging about on beaches, getting up close with celebrities, and flashing huge wads of cash which could literally buy your flat and everything in it 20 times over.


A photo posted by Alexandra Dmitrieva (@al_dmi3) on Oct 16, 2016 at 4:33pm PDT

What are her hobbies?

Pouting in front of the ocean. Pouting in front of a swimming pool. Pouting in front of Big Ben. Pouting in front of Las Vegas hotels. You get the picture. Rich kids of instagram things.

A photo posted by Alexandra Dmitrieva (@al_dmi3) on Aug 16, 2016 at 4:40am PDT

How much of a sponge is she?

She’s a giant sponge, but don’t tell her father. He looks like he’d bludgeon you to death with that solid gold trophy.

We are 9 kids in the family now!!! ?? Welcoming my newborn baby sister Mashenka to this world! ?

A photo posted by Alexandra Dmitrieva (@al_dmi3) on Jan 21, 2014 at 7:01am PST

Mark-Francis Vandelli (@markvandelli)

Hey, that’s Mark-Francis from Made In Chelsea!

Fans will be familiar with Mr Vandelli Orlov-Romanovsky, the poison-tongued son of a millionaire heiress who spends most of his time rolling his eyes and and dispensing withering putdowns.

Because your workout selfie is not chic

A photo posted by Mark Francis Vandelli (@markvandelli) on Feb 9, 2015 at 3:42am PST

His Instagram is even more luxuriant than he is, featuring palatial landscapes and plenty of pouting pictures with partner-in-crime Victoria Baker-Harber.

No peeping

A photo posted by Mark Francis Vandelli (@markvandelli) on Aug 11, 2016 at 11:43am PDT

What are his hobbies?

Viewers of the show will know he’s into his antiques, his gardening, and generally judging everyone else for their decisions. A choice quote: “Do you know what I find ghastly? People who jog in public.”

In full flight #SS40

A photo posted by Mark Francis Vandelli (@markvandelli) on Nov 8, 2016 at 12:26pm PST

How much of a sponge is he?

To be honest he’s probably got his own company or something – after all, he’s…

Wait, what? He’s 26? Fuck. I would have said at least 40.

Time to go shopping

A photo posted by Mark Francis Vandelli (@markvandelli) on Jul 28, 2016 at 9:57am PDT

Julia Stakhiva (@juliastakhiva)

The daughter of a couple of Ukrainian billionaires, Julia spends most of her time at her sumptuous pad in Mayfair – even though she does admit she flies to Moscow to get her hair done.

In an interview on This Morning earlier this year, she admitted she only realised “not everyone could afford designer bags and shoes” when she started studying at Regent’s University in London.

Wearing my favourite colour scheme today #pink#love#stuartweitzman#style

A photo posted by @juliastakhiva on Oct 25, 2016 at 4:54am PDT

Which makes us think she’s probably not a cheesy chips kind of gal.

What are her hobbies?

When she isn’t crossing roads in fancy outfits, Julia enjoys strolling through hotel lobbies in fancy outfits and posing next to supercars, in fancy outfits. She is all of us, really.

Bye Bye Moscow ✈️ Very Spontaneous weekend gateway to Monaco ❤️??

A photo posted by @juliastakhiva on Sep 8, 2016 at 3:05am PDT

How much of a sponge is she?

The biggest of them all – Julia was given her first designer handbag when she was nine years old, and has gone from strength to strength ever since: the queen of rich kids of instagram.

Super soft feeling of Autumn ??#moscow#streetstyle#dior#mood

A photo posted by @juliastakhiva on Oct 2, 2016 at 4:42am PDT

She says she “didn’t choose to be rich,” though, so you’ve got to feel a little sorry for her, and all of the other rich kids of instagram.