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Is this the best weekend ever?

Let’s look at the facts – it’s three days long, the sun is out and you get to read Clubbers of the Week.

Yeah, it doesn’t get much better than this.

This girl is so happy they’re arguing about her

It’s good to feel wanted

Can I have some new friends, please?

Preferably ones who don’t do this in photos

The options for the new Bond aren’t looking great

What happened to Tom Hiddleston?

Best impression of Hodor climbing out of a well

The guy on his back is Bran, obviously

This is why legal highs are illegal now

Spice: not even once

Me trying to deal with life

Haha I’m absolutely fine

Nothing worse than a toothy blowjob

He’s having a bad time

These girls just love new potatoes

To be fair they’re lovely with sea salt and some cracked black pepper

This guy’s beard can make your girlfriend pregnant

Just warning you

When your contouring doesn’t quite work out

It looked so good in the YouTube tutorial

You can’t sit with them

They’re way too cool

BONUS QUESTION: What’s on the back of this girl’s head?

Tune in next week for the answer