Being drunk in your 9am seminar is NOT the one
Learn from my mistakes please
Aka how not to fuck up this Valentine’s Day
‘A 10/10 edgy choice’
When you think you’re at London Fashion Week but really you’re just heading to Lanchester Library
‘I have a rich father’
Because what else would you spend your maintenance loan on?
Spoiler: Warwick students are really posh…
Is your bestie the fittest or waviest singleton in Cov? Nominate them here!
‘Are you official JJ’s photographers?!’
The month where not trimming your face bush is actually for a good cause
I’m not paying £6000 a year for a bad reputation
Hopefully he brings Judi Dench
Swiping left to avoid the Callice roadmen
They talk about politics a LOT
And no, none of them were dressed as Harley Quinn