Hey you, come and look at the best clubbers in the UK this week

Humans are odd: they think order and chaos are somehow opposites, and try to control what won’t be. But there is grace in their failings.

So with that in mind, come and take a look at the most absolutely bloody mental clubbers Britain has to offer this week.

Most unfortunate night to both wear a blue leather jacket

Well one of us is going to have to change

Worst camouflage of the week

Just all the gals

Is this guy pretending to hold a drink?

The real question is, why?

Joey Essex is on a night out in Leeds

He even brought his uncles

Look, it’s Disco Jesus

He turns water into VK Orange

Harry Potter and the Potential Foursome

He hasn’t looked this happy since Gryffindor won the House Cup

NO HANDS CHALLENGE

At least make an effort

This guy has no idea how to pull

It’s not like an arcade machine mate

Weirdest back-to-arms ratio

Even he looks confused

Shit unicorn

No fans

Your little brother and his mates are out on the pull

Dylan’s Bar Mitzvah got shut down

Most underrated can can dancers

You should see them do Offenbach

Haha these guys have so many friends

And I have none

Here’s a club photo from Reading

This is what they do in Reading

Look how tiny their friend is

She fits so snugly between them

The exact moment you realise you don’t want to be a DJ

I want to be a DANCER!

And an actual real representation of every dancefloor right now

At least he’s finished exams