Oh wow! It’s the best clubbers in the UK this week!

As the year draws to a close, there’s one thing which keeps on going – the clubbing.

The dancefloors may be emptying as the students migrate home, but that doesn’t mean it’s any less fun.

Doesn’t it? Guys? Where did you go?

Drama queen of the week

Alas, they have made worms’ meat of me!

Diving into the beat like

Ou est la piscine?

Photobomb of the week

Just cos he’s a donut, it doesn’t mean he can’t have fun

Look deep into the fire, m’lord

You will see your wildest fantasies laid bare

She didn’t tell him she was bringing friends

All that Bumble chat for this

A rare action shot of a vicious cockfight

My money’s on the rooster with the glorious plume

Nothing can stop him when he smells the cheese

He will sniff it out, and no amount of traps will stop him

When a girl tells you she likes your necklace

FINALLY!

When you sit in something wet but you don’t want to make a scene

So… very… slimy

Bottle of rosé please, two glasses

Yes, a White Zinfandel is fine

Most well-hung clubber

He’s horny, horny horny horny