We really watching this ‘intro to feminism 101’ awakening play out in real time, huh?
Rich kids often have years of private help before they even get to interview at Oxbridge
Put some respect on my girl’s name
Please! Stop! Calling! Me! Brave! Thank! You!
In a huge shock to absolutely nobody: Dan is every sad litboy sitting in the coffee shop beside your office with an untouched copy of Naked Lunch
Welcome to Hell!
Americans, let me teach you
It was like watching that Nazi from Indiana Jones drink from the Ark of the Covenant — you know the bit I mean
Basically, we should all be praying for a YES vote rn
Or by how much you loved them in your favorite teen TV show
Hello, allow me to ruin The Great Gatsby for you forever
It’s like being slut-shamed any other time of the year, but spookier!
#MeToo is a great tool, but you don’t have to participate
You can do what you want, but you’re not free from criticism
Literally though, can we live?
*If you are going to sexually assault literal wax figurines of women, maybe stay at home or try an aquarium
Raise your hand if you wanna be the chicest gal in that fallout bunker!
These were, honestly, cruel omissions
Guys, it’s not that hard
Let’s take a breath
Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya
IT’S JUST PEOPLE FROM ESSEX MUMBLING AT EACH OTHER
‘I love when people say ‘your going to get beheaded by ISIS’ and they spell ‘you’re’ wrong’
Don’t even think about wearing a flower crown
I’d rather have an Oasis reunion but cool guess we get this guy
Obviously there were a lot of Babadooks
‘I’m a white male aged 18-49, everybody listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are’
‘Ariana Grande is showing more dignity and grace in the face of terrorism than the man supposedly leading the free world’
‘Women should have the right to decide what happens to their body and not politicians’
We are through the looking glass now
Including ‘the epidemic of gold-digging whores’
GIRL LOOK HOW ORANGE YOU LOOK
Well nobody expected this
But they’re the only reason to order Domino’s I’m shook
Spoiler: It’s not as sex positive and feminist as they’d like to make out
I do not remember Year 13 being this hard
A handy guide
A handy guide
Basically, don’t post group photos, don’t ever use filters, and don’t be fat
Harassment is still #MondayMotivation right ladies???
Fashion for people who hate fascists I guess
‘Yo, lookin’ real thicc in that romper daddy!!’
This is a weird one tbh
To be fair, everyone should get to enjoy the magic that is a romper, regardless of gender
God I love the internet
Well this is brand new information
A true hero of our times
And I’m so proud to see it. I’m so proud to see it
According to bitter hateful people on the internet
We’re weird. We’re weirdos. We don’t fit in and we don’t want to fit in
Because if you don’t get at least 100 likes you might not be alive at all, right
But like, in a chill, minimalist way
This collective obsession with avocados is tearing our society apart
At least they don’t include rusty trombones I guess
Netflix have just dropped five major clues
Thanks Jez
AND I WAS LIKE LOL SQUAD GOALS AF!!
This is really sweet in a way but also embarrassing
This is an impassioned plea to you, MTV execs
What, you’ve never noticed?
Ah, summer emaciation
I’ll die as I lived – drinking a dangerous amount of prosecco
The pic was posted on Twitter and has since gone viral
‘He shouted ‘do you love me’ halfway through’
Wait what
The research says 100 per cent of our high street models are worryingly thin
*tongue pops off into the distance*
I have to return some videotapes
‘Melania, blink twice if you need help’
Make America Misogynistic Again
A history lesson for you!
Droughts and floods have ruined the harvest and demand is making prices skyrocket
The internet is a wild place
Oh so that’s why I’m always drunk af! Eureka
Pepsi: ‘You can’t touch politics in advertising’ Heineken: ‘Hold my beer’
Oh my god LOVE your backpack, where did you get it
Oh so that’s why I’m always drunk af! Eureka
She says it hasn’t worked
Emerging like a beautiful butterfly from a withered old chrysalis
Tbh I wanna be Josie and the Pussycats
Roisin Lanigan
