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Rich kids often have years of private help before they even get to interview at Oxbridge
‘I love when people say ‘your going to get beheaded by ISIS’ and they spell ‘you’re’ wrong’
Fashion for people who hate fascists I guess
A true hero of our times
According to bitter hateful people on the internet
This collective obsession with avocados is tearing our society apart
This is really sweet in a way but also embarrassing
This is an impassioned plea to you, MTV execs
The pic was posted on Twitter and has since gone viral
Wait what
Make America Misogynistic Again
Droughts and floods have ruined the harvest and demand is making prices skyrocket
Oh my god LOVE your backpack, where did you get it
Why am I like this
OK maybe I’m exaggerating a tiny bit
The two aren’t mutually exclusive. This is why
We spoke to a lawyer to explain the implications behind removing a condom without consent
Apparently now they think they’re ‘post hipster’. Oh hun
WHO ARE THESE FOR
I’m getting off the internet this is where I draw the line
Let’s be honest with ourselves, it doesn’t even look fun
Try to get past the word ‘Briona’ without pouring bleach on your corneas you can’t do it
This gives me so much second hand embarrassment I can’t even explain
What you may have missed on your emotional binge watch
WHO’S A GOOD BOY
Just suck it up and take it c’mon now
It reinforces stereotypes of black female servitude in the most subtle, sinister way
They said it was because men don’t suffer discrimination
I don’t even know what to say anymore
Good guess they’re cool now
You’re welcome gals
We spoke to Rachel, a student, a feminist, a girl who paid her rent with Chanel bags and cash from sugar daddies
Plans would have the government provide free sanitary products to girls who qualify for free school meals
Any news on the gender pay gap or right to choose? Nah? OK sweet
She’s got a lewk
Oh great another Ed Sheeran song about how he loves a girl who’s getting with someone else. Groundbreaking
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Tag yourself I’m the crazy friend (jokes I’m the ho)
If fashion is a crime then lock me up and make me wear these jeans as a prison jumpsuit because they’re awful
Tag yourself I’m the crazy friend (jokes I’m the ho)
He told the 19-year-old: ‘Some sex and pain go together, that’s not necessarily a bad thing’
Alternatively if they do not their middle name is Rose there are no exceptions to this rule
Apparently sales are through the roof???
‘He told me he liked that I was ‘pure’ because I’d only slept with one other guy before him’
‘Nevertheless, she persisted’
You are welcome no honestly don’t mention it
It’s gonna be a biggie
She could do it
Why do we treat it as such a casual, expected thing?
You can’t repress these memories forever
From Italian royalty vibes to cheap Justin Bieber t-shirts in less than a year
The last one was Bjork in 2007
This is more intense than that picture of young Biden
There was an attempt
She didn’t even pretend to applaud
‘Her timeline right now is something we should all be ashamed of’
‘Guys does anyone know if Dalston is still cool???’
Queens
Great ink from great gals
She’s a size 12 and was forced to buy a size 20 dress
It was called The Scramble
If it looks good take a pic you paid for it
The fact we so readily believed it shows how prevalent harassment is
I literally hate the internet
All the kids are doing it apparently
You’re here for peer review now do your job
Who needs love when you have memes right! Ha ha ha ha
God I love science
What if I’m being cushioned right now and I don’t even know
‘BONE BROTH’ IS NOT A MEAL
They’re single, guys. SINGLE
They said she’s of a ‘naturally slim build’
Leo is obnoxious and Gemini is an absolute snake
A group of men in a board room thought these were hilarious, just let that sink in
‘First they came for the Muslims, and I did not speak, because I was Theresa May’
‘I stop eating until they take me to the hospital’
The current system is ‘failing’ us
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anyone notice anything funny about this pic? Lmk
Just a quick question
‘I wish my boyfriend was as dirty as your policies’
‘It reveals just how deep-seated our readiness to blame women is’
DON’T FORGET TO MENTION THE TIGHT LEGGINGS
Despite the fact that three quarters of students said it would make them feel safer
Obviously the professor is a man yes
Sorry Descartes, you’re out
Even my mum shares them now
OK bear with me on this
If you think you had a bad 2016, spare a thought for these poor Dear Deidre fans
It says ‘if I start to look sexy book a taxi’
Only two more weeks to endure guys
It’s called ‘how do you shape your bush’
How would we have managed to get through 2016 without her wise words?
Imperial College London has a culture of ‘deeply ingrained misogyny’ says the new report
‘I might not have a uterus but I’ve been in the womb’
Lol guys remember Funda
These are the warning signs
The uniform for all occasions
Looks like the student loans were worth it gals
The men are all creeps and nobody has a good time
We still call women ugly when they talk about equal rights
Here’s where it’s worst
And God knows it’s hard for them to have their voice heard
‘Equal opportunities changed everything’
I’m not crying you’re crying
Over a quarter experienced sexual assault in their first year of university
The times they are a changing
‘She enjoyed it’
It’s linked to insecurity over masculinity, and can lead to mental health problems
Nearly every single person said they believe consent should also be taught at school
‘It happens on such a casual basis that often you don’t even know who did it’
Me: Meme culture is crude and reductive. Also me: I can’t stop
‘Hey guys, cleaned the kitchen AGAIN. Hope you had fun last night’
It changes colour when it detects date rape drugs
Selfish of us, tbh
‘Well, actually’
Are we really sending out the message that at our best we’re still not as good as the worst man in the room?
But he still can’t say the word ‘vagina’ so you decide
You make us feel safe. We feel safe with you
You know what, I’m probably alright on my own
Or at least, the life the creators of Trainspotting 2 think we have
‘If abortions are murder then blowjobs are cannibalism’
I mean he is Glamour’s Woman of the Year
We’re counting on you
Ah, so that’s why I feel miserable and worthless!
Or the injection they’re fussing so much about
But yeah, keep complaining about girls going as Harley Quinn
‘I was asked by a lecturer to go to bed with him’
Small moments of joy
They’re the life and soul of every party, and the world needs them
‘As someone that’s suffered with eating disorders her entire life I don’t feel great’
As one door closes, another opens
Abortion is still illegal in the country
He’s literally every bit as stupid as you would imagine
Why was everyone in the 1980s so happy about their tampons?
It was set up after the Ched Evans verdict
You’re the one who starts fights with the bouncers aren’t you
21-year-old Charlotte was forced to feed baby Teddy in a toilet
We want to know what you think
‘We’re living in a culture where women are portrayed as just a sexual plaything’
Bet you’re The One Who Cries
At least he’s top for something
There’s more to life than Mean Girls
Our sex education needs to be better from the start
We’re gonna be cold gals
Lorna felt like a ‘failed anorexic’ and became dangerously unwell
‘Everyone thinks girls should just be pretty and boys should just be adventurous’
Also: don’t trust people who say they don’t read
The risk rises to 80 per cent for teenagers
It’s how most women are spoken to on a daily basis in the workplace
We feel you hun
They make us all look bad
Club attendance has dropped 34 million in the past five years
More life advice from our pals at the Daily Mail!
Over 150,000 people have signed a petition
Hey ‘Liam Viper’ – it was £6.50 babe, just forget it
At 30 she’s the youngest female director on the London Stock Exchange
This time it was PM Theresa May in a knee length number that was judged just too revealing
Women are not that stupid
Only mention your university if you went to Manchester, Leeds, Newcastle or Bristol
Oh great, a tweet about how Snape would feel about the NHS
Another night out, another Daily Mail photo of a girl in a tight dress eating a kebab
Tale as old as time
AKA – if we talked about male Olympians the way we talk about female athletes
Women are often branded ‘unmarried’ or ‘aged’ instead of talking about their ability
Just learn a trade or something. You’re screwed
Eno Mfon’s graduation Instagram now has nearly 2,000 likes
Inside the notorious Facebook group there’s nothing but in-fighting and ‘microaggressions’
Model and actress Gina-Lisa Lohfink was fined £19,000 for accusing two men of raping her
‘Wannabe’ has been re-released as part of a feminist campaign for women’s rights – but they don’t care
Unfortunately she’ll also be a Tory
But delivery takes up to two weeks
Mum thought Sugar and Bliss were too sexy
The dog one can make anyone look good
It’s a jungle out there
‘Ah, 4.30pm, time for my daily afternoon cry in the toilets’
None of those songs are about you
It’s ridiculous that in 2016 girls are still being prosecuted
All the better to see you with
Pedigree breeds are more than fashion statements
And no, it’s not fake
Be honest, you still want to be her
I’m alright for the potato jokes, thanks
Back then it was less about empowerment and more about cute boys with tractors
Everything is gonna change forever
Mass is where all the sexual tension is played out
They’re the ones with the real power and influence
It’s been nearly a year since The Tab launched our campaign
Ah, tuna salad again, Simon?
It’s just so pure
Please, please leave me alone
‘My mum hung up on me when I told her I was gay and didn’t call back for 45 minutes’
A lot of editing goes into that squad Facebook photo
Nick (not his real name) ‘was basically under house arrest for three years’
It’s too late now to say sorry
Is my life over before it’s begun?
These people spoke out about what’s happened to them
She’s the person everyone wants to be
I cannot believe I even have to say this
It gets me every year
Talking about how much you hate Brazzers doesn’t make you any more of a feminist
What the law says on rape and sexual assault
Tell us what you think
We asked you to tell us what you really thought in our poll
In reality, their application process is just like the people who go there – boring, not special
Sarah only got better when a therapist finally convinced her to delete it from her phone
The ones who score badly won’t be allowed to raise their tuition fees
We’ve missed this
Nailing back to school chic
Goodbye festival season
He just bloody loves the Queen
To be fair, it does look amazing
Tory business secretary wants to make campuses safe for women
Don’t drink too much beer guys
‘Millie can I borrow your glitter’
That 16-25 railcard means nothing
It was in a drunken chat
No more Dommy P with Spencer and Caggie
Just you, your bestie, and Auntie Flo
She wanted to show what it was really like to be hospitalised
Apparently they hate thongs
She wants teenagers to put down the selfie stick and ‘broaden their horizons’
They can pay higher fees
Now is the time to panic
Smashing it since before you were born
‘There’s a balance between doing it for the boys and being a nice person’
He’s writing a novel guys
No more safety pins
Odd choice for a gap year activity
He was thrown off the road and broke his back
They found only six per cent of SUs have consent in their curriculum
Apparently they’re lazier too
They called it the IHS: Islamic Health Service
Appeals for information have appeared across the festival
Relive the magic
He about to drop the sickest EP of the summer
He just really really looks like him
It’s called ‘Tindog’
And you thought you were special with your 2:1
It’s where Maggie Thatcher was born
It’s called ‘Commute Blog’ and it’s really cute
They’re really wee
‘Everything is unstable right now, everyone is unsure’
‘He said he would let people see what a slut I was’
‘It’s like a compulsion’
Mom I’m sCeNeXcore now you can’t stop me
‘Netflix night in with @Bae xxx’
Over 200 people reported negative side effects
No more Desmond 2:2s
‘I still wouldn’t go on a date without booze’
Why do you think anyone wants to see them
Everything hurts
Hell yes I’m tough enough
One man called someone in the article ‘retarded’
It’s a sad time to be a Gary
Should have done a trade
You have to ‘tuck’ your penis away with duct tape
What’s the thing when you sniff it and swirl it around the glass all about?
You were just taking selfies in the library all night and we both know it
Students have already been conned out of ‘thousands of pounds’
And everything is more colourful and fabulous than you
The GoT location tour confirmed my long held belief that outside of Belfast and Dublin everywhere in Ireland is just really weird
Don’t act like you’re not curious
Picture going viral proves public shaming is a huge problem…
From stolen laptops to missing 7up, students share their harrowing stories of university experiences tarnished by brazen burglars.
Thousands of grads threatened by fictional debt collectors
Think being a medic is boring? Obviously the logical next step is to give insurgency a go!
It’s like a never-ending episode of One Born Every Minute and it needs to stop
I make really bad financial decisions but I have no regrets
Hotties at Uni is the ‘creepy’ Facebook page that posts your university’s best looking students for you to judge.
After Elizabeth Raine backs out of sleeping with the highest bidder, experts suggest she may have been critiquing patriarchal social media.
Fat activism is edging onto campuses across the USA, and it could be the next big thing at UK universities
I decided to go all glamorous and try the new celebrity trend of huge spiky talons for nails for one week. Unfortunately, it turned out less Rihanna and more Maleficent.
Because getting drunk and awkwardly lunging is so 2013
Trebling tuition fees won’t save the government any money – and may end up costing £5billion instead
New flavoured alcoholic substance ‘Palcohol’ could be available to buy this Autumn
Meet the student bronies (that’s bros who like ponies, duh)