It’s science, I’m a scientist
We really watching this ‘intro to feminism 101’ awakening play out in real time, huh?
Rich kids often have years of private help before they even get to interview at Oxbridge
Put some respect on my girl’s name
Please! Stop! Calling! Me! Brave! Thank! You!
It takes a lot of money to dress this bad
In a huge shock to absolutely nobody: Dan is every sad litboy sitting in the coffee shop beside your office with an untouched copy of Naked Lunch
Welcome to Hell!
Americans, let me teach you
Now look hear me out
It was like watching that Nazi from Indiana Jones drink from the Ark of the Covenant — you know the bit I mean
Basically, we should all be praying for a YES vote rn
I am so much happier now that I am dead
Or by how much you loved them in your favorite teen TV show
Hello, allow me to ruin The Great Gatsby for you forever
It’s like being slut-shamed any other time of the year, but spookier!
#MeToo is a great tool, but you don’t have to participate
You can do what you want, but you’re not free from criticism
Literally though, can we live?