I am so much happier now that I am dead
Or by how much you loved them in your favorite teen TV show
Hello, allow me to ruin The Great Gatsby for you forever
It’s like being slut-shamed any other time of the year, but spookier!
#MeToo is a great tool, but you don’t have to participate
She’s not your synonym for wokeness either
You can do what you want, but you’re not free from criticism
Literally though, can we live?
Oh. My. GOD, put some respect on my girl’s name
Oh no baby what is you doing
*If you are going to sexually assault literal wax figurines of women, maybe stay at home or try an aquarium
RIP and good riddance
From Austin Ames to Patrick Verona
Raise your hand if you wanna be the chicest gal in that fallout bunker!
These were, honestly, cruel omissions
Guys, it’s not that hard
Let’s take a breath
Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya
It’s a jungle out there, gals