- Intelligent people drink more alcohol than stupid people, here’s the scientific explanation why
- Order a Nando’s and we’ll tell you who to vote for
- Heineken just made their own version of that awful Kendall Pepsi ad, but it’s actually pretty great
- Is it just me or are we living in a Black Mirror episode where everyone has to own this backpack?
- Intelligent people drink more alcohol than stupid people, here’s the scientific explanation why
- Things you’ll only understand if you’re a certified member of the itty bitty titty committee
- Alright stop, collaborate and listen, the Clubbers are back for a brand new Week
- This guy’s final was a scientific experiment to stop his girlfriend stealing food from his plate
- Every guy you’ll hook-up with before immediately regretting it
- It’s time someone said it – Gordon Ramsay deserves a knighthood
- A celebration of the glo-up, the most satisfying phase in every girl’s life
- Two girls teamed up for a real-life John Tucker Must Die moment and outed their cheating boyfriend in public
- Two girls teamed up for a real-life John Tucker Must Die moment and outed their cheating boyfriend in public
- This incredibly accurate scientific quiz will tell you what Riverdale babe you are
- Things you’ll only understand if you’re a certified member of the itty bitty titty committee
- This is the one industry where the gender pay gap is reversed
- Beyonce just dropped a collection to celebrate Lemonade’s first anniversary I can’t spend my money fast enough
- Revealed: The best universities in the UK according to the Complete Uni Guide league table
- I’m not exaggerating when I say the unicorn trend is the worst thing to happen to modern society
- I told guys on Tinder that I was only looking for a serious relationship
- Here’s a video of students doing jazz hands at NUS conference, because clapping is triggering
- Beware of the single person tag on Facebook, literally the rudest thing you can do online
- How to actually make loads of money from flipping clothes on eBay, according to experts
- Who is legitimately the poshest person in Made In Chelsea? An investigation
- Teen Vogue just compared Cara Delevingne’s new shaved head hairstyle to Britney’s 2007 breakdown
- Shakira Martin, who’s never been to uni, has been elected as the new NUS President
- Look at these bizarre ruffle legwarmer jeans and tell me that fashion hasn’t gone too far and now there’s no going back
- This company will offer you a free holiday, but only if you send them a picture of your bum, which isn’t creepy at all
- Boys who like cats more than dogs cannot be trusted
- Everything you’ll understand if you’re not hot, but not ugly either
- NUS Exec candidate defends himself after it was revealed he tweeted #heilhitler
- You can be a feminist and still hate Theresa May
- There is only one viable candidate for UK Prime Minister, and his name is Louis Theroux
- Someone who has clearly never attended a festival before has created a waterproof festival onesie
- Legally, ‘stealthing’ is rape. So why don’t we take it seriously?
- Can someone please explain to me why Northerners do all these things on a night out?
- Ladbible have rebranded, now think ‘lad culture is a positive force’, are still idiots
- A brief history of the worst relationship status ever: The friendzone
- Are Topshop alright? Because they’re selling these plastic see through jeans and I think someone should check on them
- End the war between our thighs and denim. Sign the babe petition to appeal for some reinforced jeans
- Say hello to the Bambi, the ‘body positive’ pose that’ll be all over your Instagram this summer
- I asked my Tinder matches to tell me the best and worst thing about my appearance
- We can tell how posh you are based on your controversial British food opinions
- Under no circumstances should women wear any of these things to the gym
- Under no circumstances should women wear any of these things to the gym
- Binge watching Netflix could potentially be good for you, so there’s no need to feel guilty anymore
- Don’t slate the NUS, it’s the perfect platform to fight anti-Semitism
- We’re looking for Britain’s worst, most classic tattoo
- You can now drink gin with ‘pure collagen’ in it which promises to make everyone look younger, because why not
- Clubbers of the week: The Easter weekend hometown club special
- Oh my god, Becky, you’ll only get these things if you have a massive ass
- Life in a wheelchair brings many hurdles. Dating is just one of them
- This is what £600 a month rent would get you in different UK locations
- Babe is looking for new writers across the UK
- Abolishing the monarchy and other irrelevant motions proposed for the NUS National Conference 2017
- So apparently people are now applying make-up using lightbulbs and you know what no, no I’m done
- Meet the women speaking out about their experiences of sexual harassment on the Tube
- If you suffer from poor mental health, avoid watching 13 Reasons Why at all costs
- ‘I’ve got my eye on Toff’: A chat with Made In Chelsea new boy Sam Prince
- My experience on Spice, the drug being blamed for a UK ‘zombie epidemic’
- Democratic processes aren’t sexy
- The eight types of single girl persona you’ve definitely channelled at some point
- PSA: If I show you photos on my phone, don’t take the phone out of my hands you animal
- The music you should listen to during revision to improve concentration levels by as much as 400 per cent
- ‘I do feel guilty, but it’s just an easy option’: We asked serial ghosters to explain why they do it
- Those early 2000s flatforms you loved as a preteen are back in fashion and I am here for it
- This grad job will literally pay you to travel the world and take pictures
- Now lip reduction is the new plastic surgery trend and I honestly can’t even keep up anymore
- Victoria’s Secret and Forever 21 are the worst offenders in the 2017 Ethical Fashion Report
- If they don’t start making women’s clothes with pockets in them I am going to call the police
- The biggest fights in Made In Chelsea history, ranked by drama
- People who do all-nighters are more likely to get a first, according to science
- Come through Lib Dems, your time is now
- Don’t get it twisted, Kendrick Lamar’s Humble is a good song, but it’s not a feminist masterpiece
- Literally just a list of pointless Daily Mail sidebar of shame headlines
- A campaign photoshopped magazine covers with plus-size women and it looks amazing
- Facetune is the best and worst invention ever to come into our lives
- Don’t make the same mistake twice – stop what you’re doing and spend five minutes registering to vote
- That’s it, I’m calling bull on the body positivity movement
- Coachella is a sad, boring excuse for a festival
- Coachella is a sad, boring excuse for a festival
- It’s time we stopped pretending grammar schools aren’t backward and elitist
- I tried to get drunk off alcoholic Easter eggs
- ‘If I wasn’t checked at 20 I might not even be here’: Meet the women fighting for the cervical screening age to be lowered
- Apparently there’s eight types of nipples, find out which one you are
- Don’t fear impending death, vote for the best clubbers of the WHOLE TERM instead!
- Which guy from Made In Chelsea would you end up dating? Take this quiz to find out
- The number of suicides at British universities before anyone started to notice
- ‘If I wasn’t checked at 20 I might not even be here’: Meet the women fighting for the cervical screening age to be lowered
- What I wish I knew about online grooming before it happened to me
- All the infuriating little things girls with small boobs will never understand
- People who hate going to the gym are more intelligent, according to a recent study
- How to tell the difference between real and fake fur
- NUS officials call for Ali Milani to withdraw after he tweeted that Jews are stingy
- We spoke to Saffiyah Khan about smiling in the face of hatred, and her inadvertent rise to fame
- This man from Sky News wants to spank you because you’re a weak millennial
- Topshop are being dragged for using ‘super skinny’ mannequins. Again
- The ‘hey baby girl’ YouTube video turns five years old today and I still cannot watch it
- Instagram have just introduced disappearing pics so you can send nudes – bye bye Snapchat
- The tragic things that only happened at your Year 10 Skins-esque house party
- This guy asked a girl to prom with a Trump themed ‘Make America Great Again’ invitation and people are getting angry
- Who is Sam Prince, Made In Chelsea’s handsome new intern (not CEO)?
- The backpackers begging for money on the streets of SE Asia are the epitome of entitled white privilege
- Science says periods don’t actually ‘sync up’
- Why becoming polyamorous in my 20s was the best decision I ever made
- White backpackers are begging for money to ‘support’ their trips around SE Asia
- How to have a good summer despite Mercury being in retrograde, according to your star sign
- Seriously though, who are the people who find The Big Bang Theory funny?
- Why becoming polyamorous in my 20s was the best decision I ever made
- Compose a takeaway order and we’ll tell you where in the UK you’re from
- People who are always late are more successful and live longer, says science
- NUS VP candidate apologises for ‘extremely offensive’ antisemitic tweets calling Jews stingy
- Bizarre, unexplainable things that happen in the girls’ bathroom but literally nowhere else in the world
- A theory: Literally all of the women in Made in Chelsea are the same person
- 9am lectures should be banned, says very important new research
- Kendall Jenner’s supposed ‘trauma’ over her Pepsi ad is the epitome of performative white feminism
- All the terrible, inevitable beauty decisions you make when you’re drunk
- A round up of the loosest, most rowdiest Varsity games this year
- I’m bringing sexy back, those weekly clubbers don’t know how to act
- The Lad Index: Documenting the six types of lad you met in 2017 Britain
- ASOS have been forced to apologise after being accused of racism for selling this product
- Is this the most babe house ever?
- Mate drops out of holiday, gets replaced by person with same name from Facebook
- Two thirds of women now say they want boyfriends to take the male contraceptive pill. So when is it gonna happen?
- The worst part of that awful Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad is a moment you probably didn’t even notice
- Ranking the eye-gougingly awkward arguments in last night’s Made In Chelsea
- Pick an outfit and we’ll guess what course you study
- We spoke to the guy who tried (and failed) to set up a men’s rights forum at his university
- People who take naps are happier, according to science
- Trash person Chris Brown is still making that documentary about his life that nobody wants to see
- Here are all of The Tab’s April Fools from up and down the country