This is better than any chocolate egg so I’m glad you didn’t get me one mum
Oh, you were going to pretend to read the intro, were you? You were going to read the intro to the article, like you’re supposed to?
Don’t lie to me. Just scroll down and feast your eyes on the best clubbers in the UK this week.
Family photo of the week: Your dad and your sisters, Corfu ’09
You girls make me proud every day
No mum, I can’t talk, I’m DJing
No, it’s not just pushing buttons. Yes, it is a viable career
When you’re almost finished hoovering
Can’t wait to put my feet up and watch Corrie
When you love the sesh so much that your head literally turns into a cava bottle with a sparkler in it
They walk among us
When you finally find a good link to watch the last episode of Girls
Critics have called it seminal
When you put hazelnut syrup in your latte and feel like a real hardman
The guy on the left ordered his plain, idiot
BOB AND THE GANG HAVE SO MUCH FUN, WORKING TOGETHER TO GET THE JOB DONE
If you’re from Sunflower Valley make some noooiiiise
When you’re posing for a picture but you get distracted by a beaut holiday home in Cannes
Monty look! It’s got a jacuzzi!
When Arsenal have just lost but your girlfriend demands a cute pic
Wenger out lol 🙁
Hey, I didn’t know One Direction were back together
We’ve missed you guys
When your mum is out so you and the boys try on all of her coats
We look so grown up!
And next on the sofa with Phillip and Holly, it’s Rag’n’Bone Man!
He’ll be chatting to the guys and singing in front of our live studio audience
When you’re looking through the oven door to see if your garlic bread is ready
Mmmm that warm, carby glow
We hope you had a pleasant flight with us today
We hope to see you onboard again in the future