Compose a takeaway order and we’ll tell you where in the UK you’re from

No mate you can’t have gravy on that


Hello pal. How you doing? Good night? Glad to hear it. What will you be having?

The Great British takeaway is a way of life, as integral to our national identity as the Union Jack or the ability to get sunburnt and arseholed and embarrass our entire country every time we go on holiday to the Med.

But where do your own takeaway preferences place you in this green and pleasant land of ours? Take our quiz below and find out if you're a secret Southerner or a spiritual Scouser.

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