Revealed: The best universities in the UK according to the Complete Uni Guide league table

Beat the poly with the league table stick

Another day, another uni ranking that’s supposed to change your life, your standing, your job prospects. Whether you think they’re significant or not, they’re great bragging rights. That is unless your Suffolk, sorry guys.

The Complete University Guide have released their annual league table, based on student satisfaction, entry standards, research quality and, of course, graduate employment prospects.

Cambridge top the list for the fifth year running with Oxford in second – both were non movers.

But pour one up for De Montfort – their achievement takes some serious effort. This year they rank 82nd. Last year they ranked 54th. So they’ve dropped 28 places. Bloody well done.