Quiz: Tell us your lockdown routine and we’ll guess your favourite club
We know you better than you know yourself
Clubs have been shut for four months now. No getting blackout drunk, no making questionable decisions multiple times a week… for many uni students, this time period may prove to be a blessing in disguise.
Coping mechanisms to deal with this incredible loss have included boozy Zoom sessions, social distanced park hangouts and the rise of many aspiring TikTok stars.
The next time you step onto a Newcastle dancefloor will unquestionably be a huge but welcome shock to the system. But where should you go first based on your lockdown routine? Take this quiz to find out:
I survived my first St Paddy’s Day in the Toon and this is how it went
Any excuse to drink am I right x
Time to paint the Toon green: All the St Paddy’s day events happening this weekend
Ignore that dissertation deadline and get a baby Guinness down you
How to make the most out of your final semester at Newcastle University
There is more to life than your diss and the Philly Rob
Northumbria police officer sacked for inappropriate sexual messages to student
Officer A attended a misconduct hearing at Houghton-le-Spring police station
The age-old question tormenting all Newcastle students: Are they fit or just Irish?
Don’t let that sexy accent stop you from seeing clearly
From your second year Fairy Godmother: Here are 10 mistakes to avoid in your first year
First year is the time to make mistakes…
‘Wearing jeans in bed’: These are Newcastle Uni students’ biggest icks
Clothing in the bedroom and drinking milk are unpopular…
Here’s exactly what Jesmond bar you are based on your overall vibe
Soho Jesmond, Jam Jar and Bar Blanc – the unfiltered truth
10 things that consistently humble me as a Newcastle University student
The uni gym isn’t even the worst
Newcastle students protesting for Palestine felt ‘intimidated’ by campus chaplaincy staff
Students called for Newcastle University to divest from arms researchers and support Palestine
Fundraiser created in memory of Newcastle student who died from rare heart condition
Mornel ‘Nelly’ Westfield died a week before beginning his second year at Newcastle University
‘It can’t be that expensive can it?’: The expectations vs reality of a Newcastle Uni student
Did someone say overdraft?
Gap yah and oh yah: Here are the seven things you need to qualify as a ‘rah’ in Jesmond
Live laugh rah the local Jesmond Waitrose
State school slander to Saltburn vampire: 17 of the wildest Tory tales from Leazes alumni
Riot Club or Rah-ot Club? Oh wait, it’s the same thing!
‘It’s literally just a game’: We asked Newcastle Uni students why they use Hinge
Whether its for marriage or a silly little game we found all the answers…
‘The true backbone of our university’: Newcastle students on the demolition of Castle Leazes
Whether you loved being catered or the rah energy of Leazes, it shall be missed
Loosedays take over Empress Bar after previous owner takes ‘different direction’
Loosedays’ latest venue welcomed Dizzee Rascal on its second opening night
Suspected drug dealer arrested in Jesmond following university funded operation
Northumbria police seized mass quantities of both class A and B drugs under Operation Oak
Newcastle University announces £250m scheme to demolish Castle Leazes accommodation block
The university have partnered with accommodation provider Unite Students, with demolition to begin this summer
Um, so Jack’s been accused of bad mouthing Tori to his clients after MAFS Australia 2024
‘He’s been telling everyone she turns psycho’
Omg, Ollie has revealed what Sara’s intimate messages to him were about on MAFS Australia
And admitted he is attracted to Sara
‘Can’t pay rent’: Inside the salary the MAFS Australia cast have to get by on
One of the cast said they were ‘broke’ after filming
Revealed: The non-Russell Group unis you need to study at to earn more than Oxbridge grads
Not Dundee medicine students earning more than Oxford??
Leave Ekin-Su alone: The backlash over her CBB behaviour has been taken too far
She clearly didn’t come across great in the house, but the reaction online has been extreme
From gin to dating events: Inside all the businesses owned by the MAFS Australia 2024 cast
They are all so on brand it hurts
A full guide to all the vibey Instagrams of the MAFS Australia 2024 cast
Now you can stalk their old pics to your heart’s content
The White Lotus to The Gentlemen: Theo James’ characters, ranked from worst to best
Lest we forget he was in The Inbetweeners
‘We’re never getting back together’: Paige and Finn finally speak out about their split
Paige says people who think the breakup was fake are ‘delusional’
Temporarily forget the trauma of the bile titans with these patriotic Helldivers 2 memes
It’s the best way to spead democracy
All the evidence Paul Mescal and Ayo Edebiri are starring in an Emily Henry book adaptation
All the TikTok girlies are going FERAL right now
MAFS Australia’s Jack granted restraining order against ex he ‘dumped to be on the show’
She’ll no longer be allowed to speak out about their relationship
The intense rules the MAFS Australia 2024 cast must follow to ensure they don’t ‘go rogue’
The producers have banned OnlyFans whilst the show is airing
Inside MAFS Australia bride Andrea’s life when she’s not writing her to-do list on her arm
She went to goat yoga??
There was a huge but hilarious editing error during wild MAFS Australia 2024 dinner party
All that drama and chaos whilst this is casually going on
Inside Tori’s wild life when she’s not busy defending Jack’s behaviour on MAFS Australia 2024
She’s a self proclaimed ‘bulldog’
Inside Ben’s life when he’s not mocking his wife on MAFS Australia
If I hear one more thing about his podcast I’m going to scream
Love Island 2023’s Ouzy See caught out running an Instagram fan account about himself
This is embarrassment in its purest form
Uh-oh, Jack has become best friends with MAFS Australia ‘villains’ Harrison and Bryce
Are any of us that surprised?