Quiz: Tell us your lockdown routine and we’ll guess your favourite club
We know you better than you know yourself
Clubs have been shut for four months now. No getting blackout drunk, no making questionable decisions multiple times a week… for many uni students, this time period may prove to be a blessing in disguise.
Coping mechanisms to deal with this incredible loss have included boozy Zoom sessions, social distanced park hangouts and the rise of many aspiring TikTok stars.
The next time you step onto a Newcastle dancefloor will unquestionably be a huge but welcome shock to the system. But where should you go first based on your lockdown routine? Take this quiz to find out:
The famously popular trebles bar in Newcastle has surprised us all and announced its opening in Jesmond and students are literally going wild.
With wrecked car parts, circus freaks and jungle bathtubs, they really are putting the crazy in crazy golf
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He dropped out of Northumbria to focus on his music, and it’s paying off!
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If you’re not currently a karaoke fan, three Thursday nights in you will be.
The university is one of 20 out of 24 Russell Group unis refusing to ditch online learning
Who doesn’t love a cocktail night?
It’s got desktop-level power and a tablet-style touchscreen, and weighs a fraction of your £100 course textbook
Exhibition park reigns supreme
The minute ‘Freedom Day’ begins, some clubs in Newcastle are opening their doors
Tyne and Wear Metro have announced that makes will continue to be mandatory unless medically exempt
Did you even graduate if you didn’t post pics of your celebratory meal?
If you’ve got a picture of you holding a blue treb on your Insta, do you really need Newcastle in your bio?
He’s led the university for 13 years
I want to be best mates with all of them!!
Where are these people getting their pick up lines from?
The reshuffle was like a really lame Casa Amor recoupling
‘My drag sisters call me the flying squirrel on stage’
She’s made over £100k off these in the last year though, fair play gal
And what to do if it has
‘Well, uh, I think I’m looking forward to cracking up’
Her biggest drag inspiration is Hannah Montana
‘Only been at school for a month and already hit this devious lick’
Only a real little lad will get over 50 per cent
Forever will never be over as far as I’m concerned
I felt it when Nicki said ‘It’s bigger than a tower, I ain’t talking about Eiffel’s’
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You’re gonna climb this quiz like a tree x
Now there’s a surprise
She should’ve been cancelled a loooooong time ago
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