The Tab

Holy hell! You can now buy Fyre Festival merch

Andy King would suck a dick for this

Toys are for children – so why do I keep being made to feel like one by supposed adults?

Ghosting: the unabridged tale of a very Cambridge problem

How to make a girl squirt

You gotta find that G-spot

What girls with small boobs want boys to know during sex

Please don’t call them ‘cute’

REVIEW: Footlights Presents: Human Resources

Cambridge Footlights deliver a mixed bag

What to do with a girl’s butt when having sex with her: A step by step guide

How hard you spank is VERY important

Review: Dragtime Presents: Cirque du Slay

Another smash from the well known drag group

REVIEW: Bastard

‘Bastard’ is a new play by Billie Collins encompassing themes of grief, loss, inner torment, and questions of identity and family

REVIEW: The Bacchae

A glorious exploration of sexuality, liberty, and divinity

Bristol City Council install bollards in place of sheltered spot used by homeless people

The council say they’ve done this due to reports of antisocial behaviour

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Manchester Students’ Union votes to keep jazz hands at SU Senate events

53 per cent of students voted to keep it

Sussex Uni professor tweets ‘Israelis blew up Twin Towers’

Kees van der Pijl was formerly head of the International Relations department

Man stabbed near Hyde Park Sainsbury’s

Rumours of a shooting have been discredited

So, you’ve just started seeing a guy with an enormous dick

‘What the fuck do you want me to do with it??’

Staged robberies, allergic reactions and false alarms: An exclusive insight into the Rootes’ prank wars

Flat pranks, tried and tested

Liverpool John Moores’ Trampoline society host ‘tramp’ themed social

The social has been an annual event since 2014

Review: UCATT, Lady Windemere’s Fan

A brilliant cast in the midst of some confusion

REVIEW The Impronauts: Improv on the Orient Express

If I were a fifty year old man I’d say it was ‘a romp of an evening’.